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raediocloud: Why walk when you can jump/fall a few stories?
shouldnt:My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.
volcanize: “Hey Stacy can I change ur contact name to mommy while you call me and while I trick the people on tumblr that I’m sniffing cocaine when it’s clearly salt because of square molecular structure”#sciencebusted
bigseanvevo: hellabitcoins: drake next single gon have some specific ass lyrics bout eatin taco bell in the car outside, having a can of febreeze in the glovebox GOD
gaypee: b1oshocked: profoak: i want this tattoo’d all over my body Can someone please help me understand this? no
magentamayhem: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
jenawithonen: can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed
nebulasnovasandnightsky: corinnemucha: I <3 Math. I’m an adult and I can verify that this is 100% accurate
saddeer: i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself
roseanthem: wtf. i can’t.
gabite: the deeper your voice is the deeper you can go in me
kiefeon: lissettemarie: Only place I can post this lol congrats!!!!
thenemeton: boys r so weak. boys r some pathetic shit. if u punch me in the boob my boob will still b able to sustain life for a new fuckin human. my boob can sustain the human race. if i kick u boys hard enough in the nuts u will never reproduce.
m0dernmedusa: I can hear Jean-Ralphio singing in my head make it stop
youaremynirvana: hoelita: female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away same
chilloutmotherfuckr: booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
littlegracenote: where can i buy this
seliebercrush: I CAN’T BREATH
vicvondoombwhahaha: You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp
nofaddano: i can’t believe this is real
ryannxp: this is important
folieamissingyou: if you think a fever you can’t sweat out was their worst album please leave all overcoats canes and wrong opinions with the doorman
flying-turd:ma’am, I’m doing everything I can
jaanfe: captioned-vines: Child: [rapping] “ Hot Cheetos and Takis! (Ba-bow!) Hot Cheetos and Takis! (Bow!)Person recording and child: [unison] “ I can’t get enough of these Hot Cheetos and Takis! (Bow)” :) Literally everyone in the Valley
blondesquats: blasian-aesthetics: theprhototype: mrsthirdward: asexualjesuschrist: durianseeds: I can’t believe this isn’t real. “so articulate,”“that’s not a compliment.”soooo true lol HE SPRAYED HER WITH A WATER BOTTLEI WANT TO
aliciaclarker: i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods
prozdvoices: Anonymous said: A trainer that can’t remember any of his pokemon’s names this is like the fourth gym battle, you horse’s ass
growlift: revyspite: phoneus: kumacannon: UNBELIEVABLE I can’t stop watching this. he’s a Chaotic Neutral demigod. OMFGGGGG HOLY FUCK BLESS HIM
thebibliosphere: thebibliosphere: “I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga. “Want me to call it?”“It’s on silent.” A tragedy in three parts.
mcish: eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know can the guy who brought it in let me raw him
peachy-nymphet: hon3ybuds: ayoaprell: slimbootyvic: audioandoxfords: vinebox: High or nah? this video makes me laugh every time I literally can’t stop watching this😂😅 lmaooo the joy in his eyes when she said it Hehe c: i love him
tsaier: 3ology: jakemorph: someone edit this pic to be dr phil levitting the bottle wit his mind powers It’s pretty amazing what just two frames can do to my sanity
realslutty: I wanna meet someone that I can just chill in the car w at night and talk abt everything n listen to music w out them trying to get some goodies
Can't Stop Dancing
taint3ed: kiroho: warxant: trillionaremindset: I really hope yall develop some chill 😩😩💀💀💀💀 LMFAO loooool lawd Can we not right now?
wrathtotheindustry:When you’re making out with someone and they climb on top of you and lay on you and grind into you and you wrap your legs around them and you just want to get closer to them but you can’t cause you already are holy FUCK
scienceyeah: destinymc: BRO now you guys can finally take dick pics
micolashes: shittymoviedetails: In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen. this is how marvel fans
blackberryshawty: me: i love a man who can take charge and be aggressive also me: who the fuck you think you talkin to? the fuck?
meladoodle: coolgirlfriend: boys who can pull off facial hair are hot i think you’re supposed to use a razor
tyleroakley: ilvermorny-valedictorian: Where do I get my rainbow bat-phone? i can confirm that this is actually how being gay works
vrystol: uptodaete: chikendog: sheikofthesheikah: nicodoll: extradan: nicodoll: whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px i dont
ggaga: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
fileformat: communismkills: My Spanish has apparently hit the point that I can translate protest signs. YASS MAMI! THE TRUE LATIN QUEEN. LA JEFITA
alissathafond: vvankinq: thexpotent: OMG HAHAHAHA TURN ON THE VOLUME LMFAOOOO OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T WITH THIS !!!!!
gengarvevo: weloveshortvideos: white people okay but when does the album drop
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cocaineteas:You can’t even reblog a pic of a white man without having all your black friends judging you for that…
237yrs: Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please
actuallygrimes: grimes-claireboucher: Hey, We have found this song long time ago but we had decided to keep it hidden till now, cuz someone else found it and kindly share it to us. Now that is “public” we can share it with you guys. Grimes - Fifteen
fuckyeaheda: when you start sucking on a boys fingers and you can see their soul departing their body. I hold the power.
the-troyler-blog:pirate996:phoenixxxdragon:ellament451:waterfallfish: I told my homecoming date I’m just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was ‘okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match’ he’s a keeper.
killtonyabbott: useless-newzealandfacts: Never forget no other nation in oceania has produced a piece of art that rivals this
This is a wip yo just testing things out
cortney: when they say girls who wear Victoria Secret robes can’t use snapchat filters 😴😴
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it: bridmpreg: 3-2-1queer: bridmpreg: cholarge-: With all the stuff I see...
scarvenrot: pope-benedict-xvi: the story behind that fucked-up sollux gif is that i was trying to upload this gif to tinypic but somehow it got corrupted into this fucking abomination I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
witapipe: soundless-serenade: ikimaru: Anonymous asked you: /whispers\ never enough karezi can’t say no to the Karezi aaa (I drew this at 4am don’t a sk ) This is the best fanart I’ve seen all day. XD …Is it bad I saw this as them
can’t believe it’s already Halloween
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