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vinegod: Can we play horsey? by Joe Bereta
spitefulsquizzel: psych2go: If you like this post, check out psych2go. So you can stab them with it
creewillow: Flashback: 2011 Oscars with Host Anne Hathaway WHY CAN’T I BE ANNE HATHAWAY I WANT TO CRY SHE IS PERFECT or could I be a cross between her and natalie portman and scarlett johansson
Similar to the idea of Where's Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?
Can your boob stop staring at me?
Can anyone explain this?!
fuckyeaheda:when you start sucking on a boys fingers and you can see their soul departing their body. I hold the power.
fairytrainer: anticersei: Genders been cancelled [that one kid in class voice] you know if the gender doesn’t turn up after 15 minutes we can go
shaish:That artist problem where you can draw a body with the clothes on but actually doing the body without them is harder
magicspe11s: the UK can ruin its economy in a single day but you can’t even text back
Some days I can fist my ass no problem
Lmao one of my lovely follower brough to my attention that someone stole my gif to make there own thing…
fluffy-omorashi: Let’s do a science experiment, what happens when a 5ft chick chugs a 24oz can of beer? Update: results for a 5ft chick drink down a 24oz in under 7 mins-… shwasted bro🤙🏻
Girl: “Yoo, you look so intense what’s your problem??”Guys: *staring into the distance sitting rigedly* “Can’t talk.”Girl: *confused*. “uh…what?”Guy: *says painfully* “gotta pee… Can’t talk…gotta concentrate..”**someone
ryanphantom: you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!! old users:
itssubtle: fluffy-omorashi: Um guys?… can you see my post?… did tumblr mute me……. cause that’s shit .. I see it, but only because i have notifications ok for you. Whenever i go to your blog, nothing is there
thechamberofsecrets: have you ever walked into a bathroom stall and settled in for a pee and maybe 2 seconds later someone barges in to the stall next to yours and starts having the most powerful pee of their entire lifetime and all you can do is sit
antiteen: can’t wait to receive nothing on valentines day
screamandshout: get-elain-a-horse: I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
dyellas: do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker
sewbergamzee: tuucker: when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
latrevo: can we just have a moment of silence for all those who have been caught masturbating by their parents
sitcorn: “yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out” “what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”
failurebydesigner-jeans: hurraaid: chooky-belief: levanna: the-absolute-funniest-posts: montalvomike: “Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t
lornagonigall: cheshireinthemiddle: therepublicofrapunzel: pishposh-habberdash: therepublicofrapunzel: themixtrovert: “i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs” okay “you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs” not okay
LMAO… This is like… part of my personal belief system. Can you imagine if Nietzsche saw that shit? GAH
lmao OH MAN. Can you imagine this… I’d feel like God’s plaything….
lmao…. Oh man… I gotta go to the moon so I can use that.
lmao…. I can see this happening in real life…
lmao….. Im trying to think of a way thats not insulting and/or a reference to oral sex…. and I can’t find one…. wtf…
lmao I can see some americans taking this seriousl…
Lmao. This can’t be comfortable…
Can’t really blame him. You can only pretend eating meat isnt “cool” for so long.
yourfavoriteshowsscreencaps: “I Believe In You My Friend Zack! You Can DEmfinitely Eat Something Other Than VEgentabl If You Try You’re BEst!” - Quote From Best Freimd To Vegetable Zachary… But I Don’t Konw Cartoon Fans… Can Zarck Really
carefreeblackho: musingsofanawkwardblackgirl: king-of-aces: imninm: when a nigga reblogs a girl w curly hair n says he loves girls that don’t wear weave but u know that she got 3 bundles of Malaysian deep wave and a closure in Lmao STOP THIS staff
lmao gotta love Stephen a smith I swear some memes can reeeaaally tell you exactly what youre feeling
are you ever just struck with a sudden need to draw but then you suddenly remember “lmao naw son i can’t draw."
can someone pls explain to me what’s so great about mizusei. it’s literally the only dmmd ship i can’t get behind and it’s killing my whole ‘i ship all the ships’ vibe ya feel.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE DICK THIS PAGE SAYS http://www.gift-gift.jp/event/201510_giftshop_splot.html
me then: can complete soldier game ex no problem me now: literally just failed bokura no live kimi to no life on easy
she-dontlye: phiiife: greeneyes-anddimples: biohazerd: bytdwd: thenfamousgabe: tillerboomin: “I can get any of my ex’s back” I’m dying The one with the chicken bone though i almost choked lmao Lmao they can both have me tbh LMAO HER
CAN ALL Y'ALL QUIT HALLUCINATING FISH MARINE ANIMALS AND JUST SWIM DAMMIT
playugly: bul-ma: amrezy and her man wanna be kim and kanye so bad lmao can she even breathe through her nose
can-i-be-your-favorite-bird: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
whimmy-bam: The only Dad joke that matters.
hmniay: hmniay: I can’t be the only one… I’m laughing because someone in the tags thought it’s Asahi’s hand on Noya’s shoulder (it’s Tanaka’s btw) Help I can’t breathe
another random rant lmao. i can’t even remember where this came from tbh when people take it upon themselves to tell fat people, who are showing self love and embracing their fat, that they should lose weight and stop promoting unhealthiness is
prettyboyshyflizzy: thecobrasnakee: I look like I can’t cook, that’s accurate lmao
Lmao I can’t.
burgertv: can I…can I..touch?
suprchnk: i can’t be on the internet anymore i can’t do it
carmenisyours: bishopmyles313: sobeitjayt: WILL THE REAL BABY MOTHER PLEASE STAND UP Lmao my worst fear One of my biggest fears too. Niggas is crazyyyyy now a days but hey y'all wanna play so can I. Remember now only get caught or leave clues if
can you host?
Lmao my manager is manic depressive like some shit. Praise the lord my ass is outta here in a week :D
vthebookworm: I can’t. I almost pissed myself laughing. You can SEE the accent. lol
can we just all agree that “iris” by the goo goo dolls is the song everyone loves but ‘can’t listen to’
marcgiela: i feel like my blog just got infected
olvidass: Ok just know this is a joke and not my actual voice (PT 1.) LMAO VINCENT THIS IS SO FUNNY I CAN’T
chiefgreythong: I CAN’T WATCH BOB’S BURGERS ANYMORE R I P IN PIECES LANCE
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