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shorm: abaldwin360: When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard. I will never not reblog this.
hootaloo: hootaloo: bowrll: mortisreptus: fireskink: alltailnolegs: mcsprankles: idcsam: shadow-pop: whatisagorman: snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS
rats-in-the-walls: machiavelli1601: alarmbark: lizard lizard I like how it’s just accepted that an infant is an animal It is
stachionalgeographic: funnyandhilarious: What’s in the box! Lizard Lizard
thefrogman: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE
raygender: harblkun: hookteeth: beltaguise: Fantasy lizard people where the females don’t have breasts they just figured out that bras are perfect for holding heat packs. Fantasy lizard people where the males figured this out too and can’t understand
grey-marsh: A girl at my biology department graduation brought a lizard that she adopted from her lab and made it a little cap and gown. The announcers called the lizard’s name too when they called the girl up to get her diploma.This was pretty much
loki-cat: multipack: omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!! your lizard types fast too fast
thecurlyginger:mysharona1987:Oh my God.VOLDETORT.Hold on, best story ever:My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is
snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE
shorm: abaldwin360: When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard. I will never not reblog this. “I love you, dragon.”
biomorphosis: Hornet Lizard a.k.a. Blood squirting lizard when threatened are capable of squirting blood from their eyes. It’s meant to confuse predators, but also contains a chemical that is noxious to dogs, wolves, and coyotes.
wapiti3: Bronze Lizard by Nitrok on Flickr.Viviparous lizard.
kittykat8311: arbitrarye: lesbian-lizards: theeleanorvance: the-devils-dandy: furiousfem: coolthingoftheday: coolthingoftheday: The New Mexico whiptail is a species of lizard with one extraordinary adaptation: every single one of them are female.
hootaloo: bowrll: mortisreptus: fireskink: sweet-bitsy: alltailnolegs: mcsprankles: idcsam: shadow-pop: whatisagorman: snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD
alarmbark: lizard lizard
mysoulonfleek:This little lizard jumped on me and started rubbing on my fingers.After some time I realized he was getting rid of his old skin.Mr. Tiny Lizard choosed me to be his “helping-hand” in this important Stage of his life and I feel very honored
dirks:today i wanted to hold one of the lizards at petco and the guy was like “ok but i must ask are you 18?” and i thought he said “are you a teen?” and im like YEAH! so i held a lizard illegally
equatorjournal: A vision from primeval times, a giant lizard (Varanus komoensis) on the shore of Komodo. “The giant lizards of Komodo were a cock and bull story till fifty years ago, when a Dutchman (the first white man to see them) confirmed their
edens-blog: fun123joker: lizarding-lizard: oh my god oh my god oh my god
relistening: today i wanted to hold one of the lizards at petco and the guy was like “ok but i must ask are you 18?” and i thought he said “are you a teen?” and im like YEAH! so i held a lizard illegally
thecurlyginger:Hold on, best story ever:My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is for the appointment. The woman says, “His
death-by-lulz: snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF
tentaclesandteacups: markscherz: satellights: what kind of lizard is this? markscherz I seek your knowledge This is Uromastyx philbyi, the Arabian blue Uromastyx. A particularly teal specimen. Very proud lizard tbh
aroaceaf: edens-blog: fun123joker: lizarding-lizard: oh my god oh my god oh my god @buzzfeeds
sixpenceee: Meet MacGyver – a 4-year-old Argentine red tegu lizard from California who may be the most popular lizard on Earth. The adorable reptile has over 156k followers on Instagram, 44k followers on Youtube, and he even has a LinkedIn page!
kaijutegu: kaijutegu: kaijutegu: kaijutegu: lizard out there really gonna do it this lizard is braver than any US marine he’s going for it, the absolute madlad
talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
tainbocuailnge: talonflarne: if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
yeens-human: nightbringer24: therebloggening: toxoglossa: sundarsunya: Lizards Licking an Ice Cube - SlimJones123 powerful mlebs @putuksstuff To be fair, if you were a desert lizard and some huge giant creature plopped down a block of solid water
duskryn: naamahdarling: coyotepack-official: “not only is this truly my favorite lizard, but this lizard is responsible for giving me the nickname Coyote. Now the way that happened is when I was a little kid, my mom used to bring me out here to the
hickeywiththegoodhair:ive-been-mistreated:notkatniss:#that is the most venomous native lizard in north americaso i was compelled to look that up andA) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila MonsterB) I’m no expert obviously but
beggars-opera:LIZARDS IN LOVE.LIZARDS. IN. LOVE.
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.
foxnewsofficial: there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like “hi??” i wasn’t sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like sorry i was talking to a lizard
just-shower-thoughts: If I have a daughter, I’d name her Lizard and then call her Liz, so then people would think her name was short for Elizabeth and she would have to explain that I called her Lizard.
shadow-pop: whatisagorman: snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
zenfallon: osculum: friskypixie: lizard. lizard. fate accepted. Bird looks dead….
