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You heard what mom said. Ever since you got caught with Kayla, I’m in control of your cock. Yeah, she probably just meant that I need to make sure you don’t hook up with any of my friends, but I took it literally. You want me to get you in trouble
you know i love your mcgenji, synneand god its true !!! like why would anyone do that? honestly its another reason why mc*anzo puts me off is cause a lot of the shippers literally get shocked when you ship another mccree ship
yarelimoreno:weloveshortvideos: When you and the squad are tryna turn up but that one person in the group just sucks Poor guy
You can see the struggle of this kid, he was all happy talking about family and stuff and when El says “You would be like my brother” he realized that, he literally is one step into the brother-zone and he tries hard to avoid that.You can do it Mike,
enzoxyz15: I’m a thirsty bitch and a child of sin :DSweet baby Jesus °^°If for some reason you decide to reblog..pls don’t tag Mark…I don’t want him to notice me by THIS I SEE YOUR SINSHAMESHAAAAAAAAAAAME
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSBAND
johnnystorm: that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with and you turn into a total freak WHERE ARE YOU AT WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE DO YOU SHIP MY OTP DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH WHAT PART
mxcleod:mickeysphilharmagic:mickeysphilharmagic:From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form“What’re you up to?” His simple text said.“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”“What if I was with you?”
circumcisions: circumcisions: sluttyoliveoil: hey someone told me you remind them of an owl who FUCK
trainzelda: trainzelda:Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I meanLike those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad
Seeing transmed bullshit on my dash reminds me that if you’re a transmedicalist who thinks you need dysphoria to be trans then fuck right off lol
sicklad420: sicklad420: sorta happy with my body atm i only posted this yesterday omg You are literally the best. I would go full straight for you, I’m so serious
foarallthingsbpd:When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie
okoenig: do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing
cassandraclare: Modern Jem and Tessa travel the world, too cute! walkingnorth-art: Will you come with me? For I cannot wait to share the world with you, Jem. There is so much to see. Modern Jessa because of reasonsThank you so much to everyone who
sadsawako: profaned-soul: sadsawako: no1 cares if ur vegan or a vegetarian what we’re annoyed with is that you insist that ur better than us and that we’re satan or something because we eat meat omfg You’re supporting an industry that condones
YOU GUYS I’M GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ON FACEBOOK I POSTED A LITTLE THING ABOUT GENERATIONS AND HOW THE OLD ONE SHOULD BE MORE SUPPORTIVE TOWARD THE NEW ONE AND MY ////LEAD PASTOR//// JUST SAID I SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT LEADERSHIP AND THAT HE WOULD
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dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
Raise your hand if your OTP has literally made you cry, like real tears, not like you just said it on Tumblr but actually cried tears of real unexplainable to your family tears.
aboutstark: Alec “Tired AF” Hardy Why does everyone use first names so much, like they all work in marketing? Why do people insist on doing that? I mean, if you look at a person, I look at you, you know I’m talking to you. I don’t need to say
yung-replica: Shout out to all the janitors that clean public bathrooms. Seriously thank you. You make going to public bathrooms a little more bearable when it’s clean. You’re all under appreciated heroes.
murrkrow: moxperidot: murrkrow: where’s she goin! to commit crimes rb to support her various felonies @genderphage
myersandbriggs: transtrendad: we should stop putting our mbti types in our abouts and use our seme/uke types as seen by semeuke.com like does it matter if ur an esfj or istp when no one has any idea if you might be a chibi seme or a flaming uke true.
you know fucking what gabriel you a fuckboy too.
you'd best never forget
Literally just got home and
i would really appreciate it iF MY NEIGHBORS WOULD STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT’S LITERALLY THE FIRST CALM DOWN YOU PATRIOTIC BEHEMOTHS!
bakwaaas:sometimes it takes years before you fully understand the reality of a situation you were in, for you to look back and see it for what it truly was
punkbunnies: dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
ewokk: kissing is great but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
You are more beautiful than the stars in the sky
*fingers you in public places like its nothing*
... You're always babbling
ur mum's chesthair
probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes
yruos: Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
If you touch my beard, I will touch your butt.
lubricates: disorder:when you’re forced to smile in pictures
me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me: *is outright sexual* you: “woah, calm down” me: *does nothing* you: “you never initiate sex & tbh it’s no fun” me: *never gets laid & dies*
"You're ALWAYS sick/tired!"
unclefather: this could be us on Halloween but you are mean to me and hurt my feelings
hyphen-hifin: trustloki: 3000–21: oswinses: enjorlaas: skuboglesby: bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual #you’re not bilingual #you’re confused #stop being greedy #it’s just a phase #you’ll meet
levi-s-titties: Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the
You Make My Heart Race
magikofficial: one last thing before I go that I just need to inform you all of, yet again: seasons 1-3 of Spongebob are literally, and I’m not exaggerating, the funniest television comedy ever
russandolly: pros and cons of having ridiculously long hair: pros: you look like a fucking forest goddess you can slap people in the face with it when you do hairflips cons: literally everything else
you can be the boss, daddy.
you-cant-keep-the-clown-down replied to your post: anonymous said:Who do you think i… What no everyone in the fandom talk of terezi kanaya and rose all the time that’s because the girls you mentioned are alive and doing things in current
hotdominicanmom: johnniewaswolf: brinajay-27: lovemissangela: iamncgalactic: hotdominicanmom: Amazing White media be like Did they literally say a monster A monster?? 😂😂 It’s never that serious It’s GAWKER it’s sarcasm It is ALWAYS
you know that feeling when you lose to paying an overdraft fee? where you just feel a bit emptier inside? you know you just put money in the bank and it’s already gone out the window before you even walk back to your car. hopelessness.
If you do not live with your child, see them everyday, or honestly even spend the entire day with them— Keep your mouth shut about being tired or how YOU would run YOUR house in my position and how “easy” it’d be or so help me god I will remove
kokoro4kakashi: Year is 2547child: i can’t sleeeeepmother: awww, i’ll sing you this ancient lullaby that my mother taught me, and her mother taught her…[cuddles]mother: WEEEE AAAARE FIGHTING DREAMERS! TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE!
There’s always that little bit of satisfaction you get when you’re a better artist than someone you can’t stand
thatonemoonie: Yes, Chikane. Because arrows are gonna be SO effective against a mecha. We need a “You Tried” star here.
johnvris: when you’re on people’s tumblr crushes when people respond to you r po sts when people call you their friend
You really get a feel for how incredibly rude and disrespectful some people can be when you are a woman naked on the internet. It is a whole different perspective.
valerie-an: do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
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