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myassisforyou: I was so naughty today out shopping, i left my panties at home and went in just a short tight dress, I could literally feel my wet pussy making a mess as we walked, here is a quick pic Sir took with the people everywhere! Lots more pics
milkshakemartin:theunknowndimensions:Today in art class our teacher was absent and our substitute was one of the animators for Courage the Cowardly Dog. I would have literally cried. Thats so fucking cool
readingsocialjusticeanime:swearonyourowndamngrave:newwavenova:gay-zombies:themagicalgallifreyan:fer1972:Today’s Classic: Great Quotes from the great Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)oscar wilde was literally the coolest guy who ever livedmaster of sassHE WAS
setheverman: setheverman: i’m on to you drake i posted this video two years ago today and it literally changed my life XD omg
dripponi: Big Mac caught Shiny butt, oh my~ Fun fact, this pic is actually literally something like a year and a half old. Only really felt like finishing it today… Gotta enjoy some bound Shining Armor! So, yeah there’s that. Filled my quota for
kropotkhristian: Mark Zuckerberg lost 贗 Billion dollars on the stock market today (7/26/18). This is the largest loss of wealth in a single day in modern stock history. This will literally not change his lifestyle or effect his livelihood at all. He
mychemicalbooks: “I feel pretty today” is literally the best mood someone can be in and fuck you if you step on their vibes because it’s so satisfying to be happy with your physical appearance, and if you don’t agree, then fuck off and keep your
astropolice: scienceandrollerskates: Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site. Oh well. Would you like them? OH GOD OH NO IT’S LITERALLY ME I’M THE CALMING MANATEE These make me feel a lot better
angergirl: I’M NEEDY OK I tend to wake up three-four hours before my wife does. Today I just rolled around on the bed making distressed sounds because I am literally a puppy in human form okay
OKAY So I’m literally falling asleep and have spent the past day in Musical Hell, so if you have selfies you put up today please link me? I want to see and acknowledge your brave faces!
weliketoplay7384: jrobertofilho: weliketoplay7384: pushad: weliketoplay7384: ihasqueerhormones: weliketoplay7384: It literally has been so cold in my office today!! My titties have been cold all day! Scarf status. Helllllp! Brrrrr… Xo, K :(
ijionano: redmensch: afloweroutofstone: Straight, definitive, undisguised white nationalism on Fox News today love when republicans admit that they literally think the border stops where the white majority stops. there’s a hair’s width between these
reguess1997: cocainesocialist: the edl in manchester today is literally that ‘down with safe spaces’ cartoon For those who haven’t seen it
*pokes her fingers together* So… Uhm… I don’t know if you people know, but the thing that has been pestering me for years now (yes, years, literally, I’m not even kidding here) was finally solved today. I’m not sure how
lukerawme: me: i’m stressed someone: don’t be stressed me: This was literally me at work today. Man I wanted to kill someone.
praatpaal: Today I’m literally only going to do things I want to do.
spoops-corgis-cascades: bill-11b: Saw a white beefy dude with a beard driving a prius with Obama and Hillary stickers today. Literally, couldn’t even. Really really really hope it was his sister’s car
copperbadge: geekerypeekery: onemerryjester: periegesisvoid: l-heure-du-the: copperbadge: #2, Brute? I made the ugliest noise. It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why. TODAY @copperbadge Sic Sharpener
binthusfan: slide-effect: thebestoftumbling: Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes… You know what, I often need to chill the fuck down, so the answer is yes, i’m gonna buy myself squeaky shoes literally the cutest everytime
indisativa: unfiltereduncannyundeniable: explicitera:Some of the many beautiful shots from the photoshoot I gave the wonderful indisativa today 🙌✨ she’s such a lil precious angel baby 😩😩😩💜💜💜 Literally the only female ever to
charrface: Literally take a photo like this EVERY morning. This is today’s.
mouseyman99: mouseyman99:I know these look dated compared to what people can make these days, but they took literally days to make back then XD Hopefully somebody will still appreciate them today! Bedtime Reblog time!Hands down some of the most popular
shelivesfortheache: Today was about proper hygiene so i got the honor of holding in a liter and a half of fluid until i couldn’t hold it anymore. By the third round i was able to maintain some dignity before begging to let it go. He says that i’ll
chasekip: all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok magikarp: LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY
nubbsgalore: for nepalese hindus, today is kukur puja, the second day of the five day tihar festival, nepal’s version of diwali. literally meaning “worship of dogs,” kukur puja is dedicated to honouring our special relationship with dogs, who are
sunnyedge: 99/100 - David Tennant
eggsquad: Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
l3asileus: preschooler: restik: preschooler: Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way I literally wore the same shirt today because of this Me too lmao. I love ur smell Can y'all use the
leupagus: This is literally what you can do when you call your reps. The guy introduced this bill the day before yesterday, but he got so much blowback (including some nonprofit groups) that today he withdrew it. This doesn’t mean he won’t try to
onedamnminuteadmiral: durintrash: this is the money spock. reblog within the next 30 seconds and he will bring you good fortune ✨💸✨ So I’m just saying. I put this in my queue yesterday and today I was offered a raise that is literally life-changing,
dvandom: thetinygingerbreadgirl: theredkrayola: sonickitty: I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.” let him say fuck I was at a crossing once
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: house hunters but literally estate agent: today we’re dealing with two detatched properties and a feral bungalow at the end of a cul-de-sac *cheerfully cocks shotgun* let’s get started!
calledchaos: angelwormwood: angelwormwood: every conflict in fake dating fics is like “we literally kissed in front of my whole family today but you won’t face me while we’re both sleeping in my bed because that’s just too personal i guess”
michaelsheenthirstblog: robots-and-lizards: robotdisease: introducing…. POLYBIUS! he is MOBILE! he’s got LEGS! he can TURRET! FUNKY! this is literally so fucking adorable I want to cry So today I learned what Syd from Toy Story grew up to
dongstomper: randamhajile: Nerd in the 1970s: “want to watch Star Trek re-runs in my basement and then read some Asimov?” Nerd today: “which way to the Undertale orgy” nerd in the 1200s: “is anybody else here literate”
thisclockworkheart: Think of all the children born today who will never know a life where marriage wasn’t legal for everyone, no matter their sexual orientation. It will literally be an alien concept to them. One of those weird things from the past.
papier-lune: spacecowboybriony: allthefandomfeelings: arsonist01: crummywater: Bought and Tumblrfied my Christmas Tree today! omg, a;lskdf;aslkdf f UCK IM CRY ING I spy Geo’s pictures :D I literally love everything on this tree
madhackrviper: UGH TODAY ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT THE NEXT SMASH BROTHERS GAME ROSTER AND I BROUGHT UP MY BELOVED GOLDEN SUN AND MY FRIEND MIKE my friend mike literally actually said that golden sun was a pokemon ripoff as if ANY JRPG WITH
somanypetals: Dana Scully and Fox Mulder in today’s episode of “You two are literally fooling no one.”
whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
catesstrophe: today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the street and she
anaivephilosopher: yunzi: My dear friend is protesting in Mexico City and has told me to let people know of this. He relayed this message to me “We are coordinating the info with all the cities that are protesting today because there’s literally
genderoftheday:Today’s Genders of the day are: bluetooth an- ok lemme just interrupt this gender submission right now to point out that someone felt the need to edit this image to add “most” in a mismatched font above the word men. They literally
irontemple:o-kaytee: nubbsgalore: for nepalese hindus, today is kukur puja, the second day of the five day tihar festival, nepal’s version of diwali. literally meaning “worship of dogs,” kukur puja is dedicated to honouring our special relationship
dance-like-a-tree: I drew this today, didn’t get to finish the shading though I literally just gave up on feet
mastermeg: I was bored and sad today in Math (I am always depressed in math class because the teacher literally calls us useless idiots and always bashes our generation, but the school can’t fire her because we’re short staffed). So I decided to
anotherler: I did a bunch of Steven Universe doodles today!!! I love this show so much. I just can’t get enough of it. I LOVE how the character fusions are probably an important part of canon cause that’s literally SO COOL!!!So I decided to draw
I was walking my little sister home from school and I reminded her that there’s new SU today and her reaction was quite literally like Amethyst herelike grabbing my arm and hopping up and down. She then asked how long its been since the last episode
fleebites:there may be more vaquitas in this artwork than there are left in the world.read on:they are literally the most endangered mammal on the planet today and i want to help them! new vaquitastuffs are up in my shop!i have a sheet of special stickers
uzuriartonline:“I’m a really good lawyer.”
I’m really proud of myself because today I cut though a solid piece of steel thats about 1 1/2″ in diameter or LITERALLY THICKER THAN PRISON BARS by hand with a hacksaw in about 35 minutes.
just-shower-thoughts: Today (2/2) is literally a Twosday.
I’m so tired and in pain. I collapsed at work today in the hallway because my leg spasmed and it hurt so much I literally just fell over while walking and couldn’t get up for a couple minutes and it really hurt the rest if the night and still
cechavez: Had this straight guy come over for a quick pump and dump today. Literally took his time because the moment he slid it in, he told me he was ready to blow. 💦🍆🐷🍑