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Literal Wifewolf
pissbong: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “greetings, whore” “[fortnite dances]”
literally 99.9% of the things i want to say on a daily basis are offensive
literally me
Must watch: Chris Hayes on 'despicable' new Trump policy
Literally every episode of My Cat from Hell
Steppin' around in the desert of joy
piperpancakes:piperpancakes:piperpancakes:piperpancakes:Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll go to the grocery store for the first time in over a week, see a white man buying tiki torches, and instantly decide that you don’t actually
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Trailer Park Legends
literally my favorite commercial ever.
sonyreece: First pics coming in from 2015 MTV VMA Awards (August 30th 2015)
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Literally one of the best feelings is laying on your stomach with a full bladder and rocking your hips for pressure. Fuuuuuuck.
literally 50 shades of grey
alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
thepornographywasteland: I’m going to the gym until I’m 1 pound.
alogically: cutting-cutting-cutting: avenue: do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts yeah but i’m scared
beyoncebeytwice: today in biology this kid who always asks really stupid questions raised his hand and everybody prepared to groan and yell at him for whatever dumb thing he was about to ask but he said “how come fat people aren’t as cute as fat
lumos
Accurate representation of my life.
scaryclara: i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences
editing archive
adrnired: example of a tall person being an asshole
scotty2thotty: mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…
baekdere: kris is bald and chinese
Literally dying right now
Welcome Twisted Ones
literal-ghost: #friendly bard approaches with a nice song
leftists: theweirdwideweb: Kellyanne Conway relaxes on the couch in the Oval Office as President Trump poses for a group photo with leaders of historically black universities and college. (Photo: BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images) This is hilarious…
literally-a-narwhale: bearbearbearbearbear: bearbearbearbearbear: i love when creators give anime characters actual lips!!! anime girls are so pretty with lips!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🖤
literal-ghost: armedandgayngerous: ex0skeletal: Works by Yuri Hill this is just how the Pacific Northwest is @notoriousmonsterhunter
literal—-trash:firefox-official:
Literally, spewed my tea everywhere. Hot tea. Be thankful you weren’t nearby or we’d be heading to the ER because I would have most assuredly got some on ya. 😂
Literally me as a child. My nanny would make me a cup of “coffee” that consisted mostly of milk with a little chocolate and a bit of coffee. My love affair began very early! 😁
Literally every cute gay couple pic that I see on my dash has damn near brought me to tears. I guess tonight is just not my fucking night
outraged: I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off
literally everyone i talk to eventually stops talking to me
darling-highness: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests
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prasejeebus: Me during the duration of finals week
Two Steps Forward. One Step Back.
the-hylian-puzzler: arielflare: Me studying I really need to stop doing this
evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
Stoned in Paradise
Puerto Rican
Literally bored beyond relief of my Xbox One 😔 I’m poor so I don’t have very many games to begin with (I made sure I bought games that could hold me for a long time). But now, even the games I always used to play day in and day out that
avengerblogging: via Dorkly
pyrrhic victory
Literally been up for two hours and I already can’t today. I kinda don’t even wanna touch my Xbox AT ALL. Like I don’t even wanna think about all of Destiny’s weekly resets I have to fucking do.
tinygayscully: me: where is everybody me: (looks at clock) me: ah the Sleeping hours
Beautifully Tragic
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