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A soldier calls his father shortly after DADT is repealed. This is the MOST touching thing EVER!
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kindadopish: transientsoulscribbles: youngvitality: elizabethlafresh: bahsil: t-r-uuu: heyandy: black man’s bestfriend THIS JUST MADE MY NIGHT Wow …..this is my dad at work That was literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
demonsflytoo: perrynoplatypus: central-wasp-monolith: I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america. my dad is still a superhero to me He alway
My sister asked me to hide her and her ex-boyfriend in my room so right now they’re literally in my closet because my dad came in asking if I’ve seen them…uhm…
My dad literally just got really angry at me because I was laughing to myself while I was making myself dinner. Like seriously. He kinda hurt my feelings by the disgusted way he looked at me..
pll4smadonor-r:themaskedotter:I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke
kissingeverysinglenight: thekpnc: kissingeverysinglenight: if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire
r-a-n-d-y-o-r-t-o-n: dearnobodythanksforlistening: My dad just said that Randy Orton has beautiful thighs. I literally cannot contain my laughter. It’s official: Randy Orton’s thigh game has transcended generations. bless your dad
pjharvey:liking a male character like hes my girlfriend hes my dad he is literally me i could fix him i could make him worse hes a whore hes my best friend hes my sworn enemy i just want to punch him i want to hold his hand i just want to send him to
queerqueensansa: postllimit: mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something my dad has literally
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robertmccracken: tyleroakley: robertmccracken: my dad did an impression of how i pose in photos YOUR DAD IS MY EVERYTHING. tyler the fact that you reblogged this literally makes me so happy
genderbitch: commanderbishoujo: thebigblackwolfe: masteradept: commanderbishoujo: shutthefuckupstraightpeople: watchingcuriously: basedlibido: This is pretty much literally my dad’s opinion. That is one giant bug… What is that? A grasshopper?
perrynoplatypus: central-wasp-monolith: I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america. my dad is still a superhero to me
studygoddesses: I am literally in love with the fact I get to see how my little cousins interact even with a language barrier. On my mom’s side, I have a 3 year old little cousin who only speaks French, and on my dad’s side I have a 2 year old cousin
th-orns: perrynoplatypus: central-wasp-monolith: I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america. my dad is still a superhero to me my dad’s
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: Moroha: “So if you were raised by my mom’s brother… we’re basically cousins!”Towa: “Your dad is my dad’s brother. We are literally cousins.”
tatianazmaslany: i literally just started screaming to my dad “nO LISTEN TO ME IF SUNSHINE WERE TO TAKE HUMAN FORM IT WOULD TAKE THE SHAPE OF TATIANA MASLANY ARE YOU HEARING ME DAD ARE YOU COMPREHENDING”
fatmamadoesyoga: First home practice since my dad died. It’s been hard. I’ve practiced in the studio, in a class, and everytime i bend my back, it hurts. Even in urdhva mukha svanasana. My heart chakra is closed. I can literally feel my heart breaking.
rosesandstudying: I am literally in love with the fact I get to see how my little cousins interact even with a language barrier. On my mom’s side, I have a 3 year old little cousin who only speaks French, and on my dad’s side I have a 2 year old
My dad was gone for six months in Afghanistan and literally as soon as I stepped in the door, my cat jumped on top of his luggage and wouldn’t move haha.
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
nltm: gonna talk to my dad again tomorrow about getting better internet it’ll literally be ten bucks extra a month and our internet will be 5 times better i hate talking to my dad about anything involving technology because he’s convinced he has
robbiekaysfavouritelostgirl: central-wasp-monolith: I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america. Posts like these make me wish my dad would
francescadarimini: seagodofmagic:My dad never makes dad jokes but when he does he plays to win.After LITERALLY HOURS of attempting to reconcile my Federal, New York and New Jersey taxes, just moments after I had started to literally cry with frustration,
reasonablyobsessed: captainnickii: weavemama: me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight I am so weakkkk No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s
astropunkz: my feminist rage literally fuels me I was struggling to open a new pickle jar and my dad said “give it to me I’m a man” and I looked him dead in the eye and suddenly opened the jar without a problem I’m like the feminist hulk
I literally don’t feel well enough to even leave my house today, all my everything is just acting up so badly but I need my meds and I KNOW my dad won’t be willing to get them for me because he just got back from work after doing a bunch of manual
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So today is my brother’s birthday and it looks like my dad might be forcing us kids to go to alateen tonight even though he knows literally none of us like it or ever want to do it. Even my brother doesn’t wanna go today and he’s chill with basically
fangirlinginleatherboots: me: this task is really difficult for me because of my disability. even if i did manage to complete it, it would hurt me or leave me unable to do anything else abled/neurotypicals:
prime-art: My dad asked me if Mei gets ripped when nano boosted, so I took it literally…
theneckstroke: theneckstroke: reblog with the tv show ur parents wouldn’t let u watch when u were younger in the tags i’ll start mine was married…with children @ literally everyone reblogging this post what the FUCK was happening on ed, edd, &
thegingerghost: Literally sitting in my bathroom listening to my mother on the phone with my father talking about how awful I am and how they need to kick me out sooner. Update, she knows I heard everything. Surprise surprise, she hasn’t said
radphlegm: somethingdiabolical: cheesycola: Paul Blart Masterpost pt. 2 radphlegm your dad He is literally my dad and no one believes me lmao
hawluchas: hawluchas: hawluchas: hawluchas: my parents look like theyre literally about to cry at this movie. theyre watching ted. pretty sure my dad is shedding tears. he is. and so is my mum. i cant believe this. “i cant believe im crying
unapologeticgemini: jehovahhthickness: Exactly lmaooooo My dad literally called me on my birthday and told me I need to call my grandparents lmaoooo like bruh it’s MY birthday. The fuck? They didn’t call me! What am I calling them for? They don’t
harrysthefather: i remember when i was little i memorized my dads credit card number and i ordered pizza like every week online and my dad literally thought they were just giving us pizza
sarengrey: sarengrey: “You’re not black so why are you interested in Black Studies? And you ‘say you’re not a woman’ so why are you doing Women’s Studies?”Literally my dad is what’s wrong with America. Oh and he also felt the need
Shitty as my dad is, I got some hella good friends that are worth more than a million of him.
my dad literally called me shaytan and said I ruined my brother’s life lmaoo
I just love Pokemon so much, Im literally in tears right now. Pokemon has been by my side ever since they were first released in America in 1998. I remember my dad buying me my first gameboy color, I wanted purple but he got me a yellow one and I remember
princessharumi: I just love Pokemon so much, Im literally in tears right now. Pokemon has been by my side ever since they were first released in America in 1998. I remember my dad buying me my first gameboy color, I wanted purple but he got me a yellow
+Jen is stupid +but she cute +I’M NOT CUTE +YOU CUTE +MY PAJAMJAMS ARENT EITHER +YOU SHOULD SEE MY ONESIE MY PAJAMJAMS IS LITERALLY MY DADS PLAIN WHITE T-SHIRT SO ITS HELLA BIG ON ME AND SOME LIGHT BLUE SHORTY SHORTS A ONESIE PEOPLE,
My dad just started belting out ‘We are the champions’ and when he sang 'we’, I literally almost said 'are the Crystal Gems’ even though I was actually trying to sing along with him and this is a sign that I am in so deep
My new fantasy is fucking all the anon’s dads
