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icamesohard: She caught me jacking off one morning. My wife was at the store. She said that she would never cheat with me. But she’d literally just been dreaming about my cum in her mouth, and she had just rubbed herself off in the shower thinking
Mom is still talking to me. I literally just told her I was drawing mlp porn for money. She was quiet for a second. Then asked me how much I made. Haha. I am impressed with how much she puts up with from me. XD
A couple of you have messed up your formsperson from norway, you gave me like, a building name. Need more then that XDPerson from CA, the email you gave me, literally just says Email, please provide me with actual email :D Hope this gets to you, ill
This has happened so many times. Conversations like this: Me: I want a boob job. Literally anyone: you’re fine the way you are! I love your boobs! Me: oh well actually it’s not just that I want them to be bigger. Maybe a cup size or two, but
bladdershycutiepie: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love pee, we know, you love omorashi so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love guys pissing their pants,
fluffy-omorashi: As you know I went, um pee last night before bed. I woke up 8 hours later though my bladder literally screaming at me to get up, but sleepy and hungover I just groaned and rolled over too exhausted to get up-///- 2 more hours later I
mysideofreality: I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
evelynsmileees: sizzlebutt: babyblueeyesss: is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS 2013 has just been the biggest wtf ever for literally everybody so i’m not even surprised
luisisapandaxd: 57px: if i mutually follow you it’s a free pass to talk to me whenever you want you can literally just send me an ask saying “piss” 10 times Just do it I wonder if the OP got sent 1000′s of messages saying “piss” so
Tumblrs all or nothing culture is so fucking weird to me, like a prime example is shipping culture where people think you either have to be against literally all slightly dodgy ships OR be for all ships including definitely gross ones… like can’t
mysideofreality:I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
flatsound: sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming
tastemyvalidation:Sometimes literally all the time I feel like it’s only me and the Universe. Nobody else is really here… Nobody else really exists… It’s just me, my mind, some pretty things to look at and some bigger things to hit me in the face
outofworkderpy: Sorry Everyone for the late update. I literally just finished it. This week killed me, I was just gonna throw a “sorry no update” post up but I figured I had just enough time to squeeze out a one panel comic. Thanks for the ask
Trying to drink coffee again (I told the barista to make me something for coffee drinking babies) because I can handle a small amount of coffee. If I bug out don’t feel bad for me. It’s literally me measuring me abilities.
I literally love so much when actors are passionate about the characters they play and clearly really enjoy being them and just like bring it up randomly or reference the characters or talk about them or passionately defend them. It’s just the best
thefunnayblog: evelynsmileees: sizzlebutt: babyblueeyesss: is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS 2013 has just been the biggest wtf ever for literally everybody so i’m not even surprised
dearbuddha: silverfei: I don’t think you understand how much this episode fucked me over I remember watching this for the first time and I just screamed at my screen. I was so angry and hurting over this that I just left the room to cry. I also
Ok good news literally the only damage I suffered was to this fucking cactus I’ve wanted dead for months. Literally just fell over onto the floor giving me a great excuse to practice my chainsawing abilities. We got lucky as fuck. Not even going
majorassongofstorms: weavemunchers: ivilays: weavemunchers: Me without makeup: *super hot* Me with makeup: *super hot but w/ longer eyelashes* Said no girl ever 😒 I’m a girl and I literally just said this Boys: *sigh* Girls just have such
wtfno: if you call me princess or baby i will literally melt into a puddle of love for you
akomish: *sees literally any animal* me: LOOK me: LOOK AT THAT ANIMAL me: LOOK AT THAT me: WOW
bemusedlybespectacled: freekicks: heislergoldale: hello i am thriving literally fuck me, kristen stewart I WAS LITERALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW I WASN’T SURE IF SHE’D COME OUT YET HOLY FUCK
notebelow: sodomymcscurvylegs: bulph: kyleehenke: the lord tested me today This literally took me an hour to do and i eventually just got lucky You can cheese this puzzle by flipping the ENTIRE platform upside-down. Then you just have to roll the
iwillmindfuckyou: iwillmindfuckyou: I got mindfucked by an 8 year old boy today he literally just comes up to me and goes did you know you are never looking at nothing anD I WAS JUST LIKE i fuckin forgOT ABOUT THIS AND NOW I JUST GOT RE-MINDFUCKED
tiergan-andrin-alenefar:arsonistblue: arsonistblue: ok but neopronouns???? cool as fuck my dude. you literally didn’t vibe with other words people expected you to use so you just fuckin made your own???? literally tell me one thing that is more punk
happy-sapphy: bearhugsbeerhugs: rootbeersweetheart: micdotcom: Watch: This is just further (incredible) proof that the scientific community stands with Ahmed. Just watch his smile grow in the last gif This literally just made me tear up. I’m
grizzlyhills: flightcub: interretialia: life-of-a-latin-student: ratwithoutwings: i’m so upset I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!! I can’t
I literally just wanna die lol like fucking please someone come stab me with something idc just fucking kill me end my goddamn life right fucking now
I literally don’t feel well enough to even leave my house today, all my everything is just acting up so badly but I need my meds and I KNOW my dad won’t be willing to get them for me because he just got back from work after doing a bunch of manual
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :)) me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing* me:
skelephan: does it ever hit u just how much u love dan and phil? like oh my god they’re literally just two nerds on the internet who make stupid jokes and horrendous innuendos but i just love them so fucking much and they’ve helped me so fucking
omg we got this handsome little beast on monday. his name is theo. he’s so charming and i love him and it’s great because i just lay around with him all day and no one calls me lazy. look at how sleepy he is. ugh i’m literally obsessed
highfives-n-goodvibes: iraffiruse: My reaction when my teleporter drops me in the middle of the road. He literally comes from fucking no where. He doesn’t pop up from behind a car or something he literally just materializes in the middle of the
queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just
bearhugsbeerhugs: rootbeersweetheart: micdotcom: Watch: This is just further (incredible) proof that the scientific community stands with Ahmed. Just watch his smile grow in the last gif This literally just made me tear up. I’m SO HAPPY he is
filthymindedcountryboy: fawntooth: send me dirty texts while im in public make me flustered by saying the things you know turn me on literally just tease me in public Thisss🙌🏼😈
diaryof-alittleswitch: OMG! This! This is the thing Daddy does that drives me crazy and literally stops me in my tracks. I mean, just look at him. Unf! I can finally share this with you guys but just look, no touch. This daddy is all mine. >_>
cambodian-mist: ocean-aura: sm-oothe: i literally put a picture just like this on here a couple days ago and it has like 9 notes what the universe just hates me Hate when that happens^ q’d
suppdel: do you ever just crave someone’s presence? like you would literally be happy just sitting next to them. it could be completely silent and it would just be magical to be there with them. All the time… :’(
I just made a quesedilla and while I was talking to my mom Effie climbed up next to me on the couch and was literally taking bites out of it while I’m still holding it after she just ate her own breakfast & that’s what it’s like being a mom
Person A : Drags me into personal/business drama they had with someone else which I have no part of but they just wanted to have someone to yell at (in public) and then no longer wants to be friends because I didn’t let them bully me.Person B : Confesses
theivorytowercrumbles: it confuses me that a lot of the cheap Overwatch angst I see is about characters just dying when the literal inventor of resurrection tech is on the squad and you already have so many examples of her methods going awry #did
You know how shitty it feels to have something you want, to literally have grasped everything you loved, built it up and somehow just lose it in a instance. It’s haunting, it literally keeps me up at night. I wouldn’t wish this upon anyone.
I went to a Planned Parenthood & there was literally a crowd of people outside with signs about abortions & yelling at me…my face was literally just like 😳😳😳 till I was wishing a sucka would cause I got my pepper spray ready
why are people from high school messaging me anonymously attempting to scare me though PLEASE just leave me alone if you can’t respect that this is my medium through which I can express my thoughts/feelings, sexuality, and exploration of photography
