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ionahi: IM A DWARF BLACKSMITH LIKE IM LITERALLY TORBJÖRN FROM OVERWATCH YES
thebootydiaries:me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk intome 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
Ok new law i am LITERALLY no longer allowed to feel shitty about myself if i take a bad selfie because IM LOOKING AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR RN AND I LOOK SO CUTE BUT IM LOOKING IN THE CAMERA AND I LOOK SO FUCKING DIFFERENT LIKE WHEN THEY SAY THE CAMERA
ze-pie:Ok new law i am LITERALLY no longer allowed to feel shitty about myself if i take a bad selfie because IM LOOKING AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR RN AND I LOOK SO CUTE BUT IM LOOKING IN THE CAMERA AND I LOOK SO FUCKING DIFFERENT LIKE WHEN THEY SAY THE
Guys i took so many videos of their performances but u can literally hear me singing along in terrible korean and my voice is highpitched and im sobbing and I call sunggyu baby like 9million times in each one so i can only post like one IM SO SORRY I
hinakudos:hate that when im in one of my week long ~moods~ im either binge watching dramas non stop or I dont watch anything at all…like there’s literally no inbetween
lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: look at what my teacher wrote on my lesbian hero myth I’m going to scream they literally get married on this page im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+
zerocapitalism: lmao so everytime i go to the emergency room i’ll be like “yeah i feel like im literally dying. my pain an agony is unbearable. that’s why im here” but i’ll say it in a really flat calm voice. almost like im bored. so the nurses
pantherised: bleed-to-breathe: des-tr0y: boys don’t understand the terrible view girls have of their body. this is literally what i see everyday, so when people tell me im beautiful, im tempted to show them this picture.. i dont think looking like
jizzkin: straight people on tv show: *literally have sex**silence*gay people on tv show: *exist*ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\ This is a huge problem
jizzkin: straight people on tv show: *literally have sex**silence*gay people on tv show: *exist*ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
bootykage: bootykage: bootykage: yungflowergirl: I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want this a lie im literally dating this girlthis a lie she
cessadiaries: moist-fondling: themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: Literally me when I hurt people oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend HNNNNNNG I know a certain someone who’s like this.
iloveyoutoodeath:its literally so funny that he was just like Im a creep im a Weirdo. NO metaphors no eloquence i am telling u exactly like it is girl i am a bit strange
i-effed-it-all-up: i-effed-it-all-up:tbh fuck applebee’s n they high ass tables“is a high table ok?” like wtf the fuck. have u looked at me?? im literally 4’6 do i look like im bout to scale fuckin mount everest just to have a nice meal??
vegan-pearl: i just got back from a midnight show of the first indiana jones movie and i thought about this literally the whole time and i drank like a literal gallon of dr pepper and its 3am and i don’t know what im doing with my life anymore
Except for getting up so early Im actually doing ok at work so far for the holiday hours, and its funny to see my part time coworkers reactions (there are literally 45 people but I only know like 15 of them) when I tell them Im heading out at the end
glambf: straight people on tv show: *literally have sex**silence*gay people on tv show: *exist*ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
kouha: kouha: kouha: kouha: im sorry for making another money post but i recently got dropped from my insurance and i need my antidepressants and anxiety/ocd/ptsd meds but like???????? i dont have the fucking money and im panicking like i literally
jigglybellysoftheart:I tried my best today to shove all of this inside me, only ended up finishing one (large) pizza, 4 donuts, and the wings, plus about 2 liters. Total eyes bigger than my gut moment….but fuck im sooo full. Like holy hell. Im
crap-im-gay: insanecunt: I literally do not care what you look like naked. I don’t care if you have stretch marks, a chubby tummy, or hair on your belly. I don’t care if your thighs touch. I don’t care if you forgot to shave. I literally do not
eljackinton: jizzkin: straight people on tv show: *literally have sex**silence*gay people on tv show: *exist*ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\ I’m straight and I
black-operations: perverted-ghost: quiet–dominance: black-operations:@quiet–dominance WHAT FUCKING IDEAS ARE YOU PUTTING ABOUT IM LITERALLY NEXT TO THIS PERSON IM PUTTING ABOUT IDEAS OF THEM HOLDING YOU DOWN WHILE I THROAT FUCK YOU LIKE A TOY.
glambf:straight people on tv show: *literally have sex**silence*gay people on tv show: *exist*ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
alunaes: mobbinonthalow:white kids are literally Satan. This little boys caption read “kids being racist to me and calling me an afghani terrorist please dont act like this towards people like me if u dont know im not muslim im sikh” Bless his adorable
bunjywunjy: mythologicalunicorn: kushkissesz: LMFAO I’M AT WORK & I’M LITERALLY HOLDING MY NOSE SHUT SO I DON’T LAUGH TOO LOUD OMG IM SORRY BUT IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BC IM WHEEZING IVE WATCHED THIS LIKE 5 TIMES IN A ROW AND IT NEVER GETS
zonnesproetje:burninghillgirl:zonnesproetje:ppl who sleep flat on their back r literally deranged they scare me so much….sometimes i even cross my arms in an X over my chest like im a vampire in a coffinim terrified of u but more than that im so
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: bootykage: bootykage: bootykage: yungflowergirl: I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want this a lie im literally
kaciart:Gladios like ‘You can be cute as you like, im still pissed at you’as he presses kisses to Gladios neck‘Im so glad to see you’You mean youre *lucky* to see me’‘Gladio you’re my fave’‘I’ve literally heard you saying that
thebuttqueen: this is a literal dilemma? HELP? I WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GORGEOUS BOY ON YOUTUBE AND NOW I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM IM NOT EVEN KIDDING LIKE I WANNA MEET THIS BOY AND MARRY HIM AND I CANT STOP THINKING OF HIM BECAUSE HE IS A LITERAL ANGEL? WHAT
I honestly dont know what to do i have no one or where to talk to i feel like dying i feel like i cant take this anymore i literally dont know what to do its just me and myself im fucking tired im gonna explode
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1. No its not out here yet but YES im gonna go see it and im so excited cause this is literally the first im going to the theater in like 15 years LOL i bet you can’t guess which was the last movie i saw2. nope but i used to have 2 parakeets named Leo
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
forever & always literally doing everything for everyone but im havin’ issues and it’s always “aw :(” like do you think im not aware of how little my shit matters to youuuu???¿ ima start hacking people out of my life again like lmfao people
wintersoldierfell: literally every bisexual person on tv: i don’t know, i’m just, COMPLICATED, i mean i don’t like labels, you know, it’s so hard to describe literally every bisexual person i know: im bisexual now hand over the cheetos