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sheepymareep: paopulove: the-kingdom: mommaursa: ghetsis: i wASNT EXPECTING THAT HOLY MOTHER OF BALLS I CANT I SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKING SHRIEKED. …the things I find on my dash I literally amost died…
damageamplified: THE GUNSLINGER
i am so hype and also cant help but to laugh because @synnesai already got me my birthday/christmas presents IN FUCKING OCTOBER and literally sent them to me already and im like HOLY SHIT and she keeps hyping me up by saying its something awesome and
arthoure: oreopata: taelentedshinee: ghost-sphincter: atomau: neverland-avenue: hOLY FUCKING SHIT I CANT So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET it’s a literal representation of sound of how lazy they are
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linguini17: shock: love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good
thatsoundssoaddy: lordeofthesun: harlequinesque: rarabro: siri read a message from my mom (2017) i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life I cant stop listening
why do i always get into the ships where both counterparts literally cant stand each other
sushinfood: zidanexv: reminder that there’s a scene from the clone wars cartoon where c3po literally does a striptease I DID NOT NEED TO FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT C3PO AT 2:15AM ON FUCKING CHRISTMAS this is why Anakin probably cant forget about c3p0
iamlapis: lapis and peridot are literally on a date in that second pic u cant tell me otherwise i know its unlikely but until this episode airs im assuming that peri’s wearing that bowtie just to look fancy on their dateashjgjdhhfkjk
Something i just remembered is that rebecca was fighting for the rupphire kiss so hard that cn literally said to her “if you do this, we cant guarantee your show wont get cancelled because of it” so now people are making the connection that
stephenhawqueen: the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can
so in my entire tumblr life lol my cunt has never been this soaking I’M LITERALLY Pulsing And dripping and accidentally squirting. Without touching. I cant function. I got up to put panties on to maybe help fuck knows and my wetness gushed down
What’s with the increase in creepy fucking messages today? Guys listen, messaging some random girl on the internet and telling her you wanna fuck her in the arse and make her cum in 0.33647 seconds is…!!!!!!NOT GOING TO WORK!!!!!Don’t
Panties are overrated
wetorturedsomefolks: plasmalogical: gorejock: watergender: i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my
harry2016: i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building i am laying down in bed with a double chin
foomod: rocketbeagle0: rocketbeagle0: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT LOOK IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE
corink: comatose-kitty: I literally cant fucking breathe IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN
cannedviennasausage: monobeartheater: literally what the fuck is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great
sanfransokyostreets: guiltyhipster: i-cant-think-of-any-cool-urls: Don’t lie one of the best things in this damn film was how Fred’s butler literally couldn’t give less of a fuck about anything Tied up? Run around by a girl in a super suit? Whatever.
ladypsychic: ask-sane-belarus: homewrecker-of-teufort: corink: comatose-kitty: I literally cant fucking breathe IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN I don’t even press play I just press the reblog button Aph russia to america Man:
zekthesans: nargles-everywere: architectofimagination: composerinprogress: Hey now, you’re an all star listen to what I orchestrated SoundCloud THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS
shiny-seoul: IM OFFICIALLY BROKEN LITERALLY A SOBBING MESS RIGHT NOW WHAT I CANT WAT /SOBBING
My brother just ran into the room about to sing an insult to me but he started to choke and he literally did this for five minutes and afterward he continued the insult and i cant stop laughing
]]>alohomorashlie replied to your post: I dont even understand how anyone can get like… JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU AND THESE GAMES eeeee i love u more C: but seriously aklsdasldk; THEY REFUSE TO LOVE ME. I JUST CANT WIN. I literally played for
I just literally started this movie and im already dying over how fine Jang Geun Suk looks in this one omfg i cant
…holdup she picks rita intheend?!? AreyoufuckingkiddingmerightnowididntstickwiththisdamnmangaforthistohappennOBODY EVEN LIKED HIM OHMYGOD IFEELLIKEEVERYTHINGJUSTFLIPPEDONME IMSODONE
valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS PICTURE FOR SO LONG My mom just told me I was going to Hell for laughing at this THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’, THEY PRAYIN’
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I literally cant watch a single episode of Doctor stranger without fangirling over Jong suk every five minutes
mishayourface: welcometoellaytown: egberts: egberts: why cant you surf microwaves because theyre too small THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me
spookylemon: busket: problackgirl: *bully pushes you* *you push bully back* bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other u know this literally
recltube: bootypopping: This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck
rookiebe:I cant believe talon is literally team dark from sonic heroes
dinoburger:bananonbinary:i cant figure out how to make this go away and im going to do a murder about it. a non-dismissable notification right next to where i am actually checking for notifications is literally the worst thing you couldve done tumblrmmm
stealthboy: these two are literally always touching each other in the cover art and i cant handle it
blackrosedemonx: jjangah: hyungstrider: *sneezes in korean* (achoomnida) I THINK I’M LAUGHING HARDER THAN I’M SUPPOSED TO BE
lav3nd3rsky: IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant
ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum: fandomstuck: the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch
ryannorth: wetorturedsomefolks: plasmalogical: gorejock: watergender: i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant
autisticalistair: fandom “elders” are always so creepy. if youre 25+ and in a fandom space with literal 12 year olds you need to conduct yourself as if you were in a room filled with children. you cant say youre a fandom mom and in the same breath
nilihist:sometimes i really cant believe that we really ended up w eurocentric beauty standards like……have u ever seen literally any non-european person?? all tea all shade have u ever looked at a black person??? an asian person (not just east, every
belly-babe: my friend: ooh im so stuffed that was so goodme: *blushing*friend: man i literally cant move im soooo fullme: *sweats nervously*friend: my shirt is riding up wtfme: *SWEATS P R O F U S E L Y*friend: *rubbing protruding gut* ugh dude look
shock:love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good
tinyrats: tinyrats: my jock older brother is such a smash bros nerd like full on gets-into-passionate-melee-discourse geekery and meanwhile i literally cant play video games so every time we sit down together to play smash he will at some point turn to
reineables: destinytomoon: bel-zatara: destinytomoon: This with no kidding is one of the funniest things I ever saw. Don’t forget the best part. LMFAODBWLWNSLDBDKSNW bb i literally cant read. look at this.
nekommunism:being against loli and by extension all pedophilia is not a tumblr thing or an SJW thing and i honestly cant believe pedophilia has been normalized on the internet enough for backlash to be seen as strange. Literally show loli to anyone
mitski-miyawakis: chaifootsteps: bluehairedspidey: wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon adhdoof #this is literally how I talk
giantffa:elazul-sasayaki:giantffa:small skinny gamer bf that literally drowns in your clothing when you force him to try things on soon becomes large very fat gamer bf that cant even get a 4x shirt past his massive titsI’d say make this me, but at 250lbs,
transpidermen: transpidermen: hi this is so funny to me literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of
giantffa:small skinny gamer bf that literally drowns in your clothing when you force him to try things on soon becomes large very fat gamer bf that cant even get a 4x shirt past his massive tits
mariillustriousmakinami: having a problem you literally cant talk to anyone about
rneerkat: studmuffin2014: rneerkat: i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. It does make you sick. Literally. wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!
stumphurley:sorry to anyone i ever speak to ever because all i say is “oh my god” “same” “incredible” and “im sorry” and i literally cant go ten minutes without complaining
