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radiantroach: irisbleufic: fresno-nightcrawler: linddzz: linguisticparadox: bogleech: a-book-of-creatures: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: babyanimalgifs: When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. (Source) “Gotta
linguisticparadox:ultranos:allthistime:colorsinautumn:It’s weird how like, when this pandemic started there was all this talk about a vaccine and it taking so much time to produce, test, and manufacture once it had been approved. but then the medical
lawfulgoodness: wanderingchaos:linguisticparadox:ri-writing:linguisticparadox:Spoke to a gen z person the other night and apparently the young folks don’t know about the very legal sites from which you can access public domain media (including Dracula,
linguisticparadox: thattallnerdybean: dvadad: cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :) baby boomer: But listen that’s the thing. We are short staffed almost 97% of the time at my retail
biggest-goldiest-fish: linguisticparadox: birdantlers: teathattast: corcle time Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers I was not ready I had to watch this a couple times The chaos energy was to much to handle at once
@linguisticparadox replied to your post “I can’t believe my dream where SU was set to return in June was true…”Is there an actual date? Or is it just “sometime in June”?the article just says “June”, so we don’t have an
@linguisticparadox Re: This postI can’t believe you hated artemis fowl. ಠ_ಠ I mean the series did drop in quality up until the second-to-last book, but the first and last books were awesome!Ah, well, it wasn’t a knock on the quality of
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linguisticparadox:Harker smiled—actually smiled—the dark, bitter smile of one who is without hope; but at the same time his action belied his words, for his hands instinctively sought the hilt of the great Kukri knife and rested there.CHILLS oh my
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cophinaphile: linguisticparadox: may-shepard: sussexbound: stephrc79: howler32557038: Since joining Tumblr, I’ve met a lot of young queer people. Look, I’m a bisexual man in a gay relationship, and I’m approaching 30. I was still a kid when
ripley-cat: linguisticparadox: islakariese: justcatposts: “It’s not that wet” (via) This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes
linguisticparadox: runcibility: erikkillmongerdontpullout: thatpettyblackgirl: This is so unfair This connects back to what a lot of Black cis and trans women have been saying about constructions of gender resting in whiteness. The things people
headspace-hotel: linguisticparadox: curface: purkinjebastard: purkinjebastard: Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue
linguisticparadox: kbokbok: IT’S BECAUSE OSHA REGULATIONS! A SINGLE PERSON IS NOT ALLOWED TO LIFT MORE THAN FIFTY POUNDS! BAGGAGE HANDLERS ARE PEOPLE! YOU PAY MORE FOR HEAVY BAGS BECAUSE THE HANDLERS ARE SUPPOSED TO USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM TO LIFT THOSE!
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linguisticparadox:exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:you ever just get the urge to drop everything you’re doing and make something stupid? anywaySCREAMS
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maliwanhellfires: linguisticparadox: vaspider: gaywrites: The president of the anti-LGBT group Liberty Counsel says she’s going to bring a gun into the restroom to protect herself from transgender people. Make no mistake: trans people are not
linguisticparadox: islakariese: justcatposts: “It’s not that wet” (via) This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being
linguisticparadox: shittyninja: “pineapples” except pronounced like “minneapolis” No
linguisticparadox:escuerzoresucitado:I see we’re being very Normal about this
linguisticparadox: salty-french-fry: brandnewatari2600: you can only reblog this today Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work Bob Ross will bless all people’s work
aqueerkettleofish:earhartsease:gholateg:gayahithwen:mummified-priest:prismatic-bell: elfwreck: cannon-fannon: thatoldantique: linguisticparadox: deannatroibolton: You ever invite your coworker to watch you give birth just to spite a racist Okay
linguisticparadox:son-neko:eatmygayfist:everythingfox:“The president of irelands dog running around as he and his wife meet with prince William and Kate Middleton”(via) I love how the cameraman decided that recording the dog was more important than
linguisticparadox: milquetoast-is-unsung: wolfpratt: Our monitor broke , so we have to temporary replace it with a really old one in our basement. So now here’s Windows 10 on a monitor from like 2000. Cursed image Dude my second laptop was a compaq!
linguisticparadox:minty-mayhem: somedumbassclown: unicronpotato: animation of charmander makin some pancakes Everyone look at this The ending is incredibly satisfying I laughed like NEEEEHEHEHE
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