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“What is the line for?”“Freshman Fred, then a piss,”“A piss, then Freshman Fred,”“Then there should be two lines.”“If you have to pee that badly get out of line then come back to the end if you still
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I’ll eat you out even though digestion slows me down.”
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
“You should pop ‘round to Baker Street. Who knows? Something might jump out of my pants.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“Are you my mind palace? Because I want to kick everyone out of the room and get inside you.â€
“If I was Speedy’s Cafe, I would let you eat me out any time on the house.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
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“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“Hounds freak me out. You should show me your pussy instead.â€
Happy (slightly belated) 5 year anniversary, followers! BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines began on January 8th, 2012, during the airing of series 2. I had to keep this video short because my phone was nearly out of storage space, but I assure you the gratitude
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“Wanna find out why my code name is Love?”
“I hope nobody needs to say ‘Norbury’ to me when I ask you out.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
out-fuckin-standing.
I like the new line break thing. I may try that with replies instead of those vertical lines.
“Line up, gents. This sweet housewife I just picked up fucks like a minx”
You know that one girl? Girl whose face you cut out of old photographs? Well to Konrad, America was that girl. Fifty stars, fifty states - the whole Union - blacked out. Don’t know why he did it. Maybe it was out of anger or a misguided
mechanicbird: eroticmirotic: timemachineyeah: I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out.
jiggly-knight: Now you can choose only one option in my commission!Shading sketch 30$: Poor line art and background, but with a nicely shading! DA: https://plumpknight.deviantart.com
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Lines that probably would have been fine if not prefixed with: “not to be sexist…”. Seriously, take that line out and it makes for a reasonably clever joke.
mechanicbird:eroticmirotic:timemachineyeah: I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The
My new hobby is pausing “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” videos and acting out my own answers
timemachineyeah: I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering
luasuede: ”Merely we fall out of line out of line II’d fall anywhere with you I’m by your side swinging in the rain humming melodies we’re not going anywhere until we freeze I’m not afraid anymore I’m not afraid forever is a long time but
spermbanker: hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how
timemachineyeah: I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen
