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linda-belcher: This is the Dog of Protection. Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!
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linda-belcher-official: always-the-alpha: The pause in howling to sneeze from getting fur in his nose really makes this
linda-belcher:shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.
linda-belcher: binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly, like some sort of medieval peasant
linda-belcher: I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
linda-belcher: the sexual tension between church and state
linda-belcher: you don’t know how much someone is worth to you until you sell them
linda-belcher: This is the Dog of Protection. Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again! This is just as manipulative as the posts it’s stopping, but I’ll take it. Thanks Linda!
ehryel: Have a butt load of Linda Belcher drawings because I cAN’T STOP DRAWING HER OH GOD I’VE GOT IT REAL BAD SOMEONE STOP ME PLEASE ; n ; She’s great and I love her so much :uAnd I am a little bit too fond of pouty 80s Linda with runny makeup.
linda-belcher:I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes, like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes, and a sacrifice to the gods
linda-belcher-official: theknorthernking: Incredible I felt this deep in my bones
linda-belcher: heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies– I need them to survive
linda-belcher: when you have the same password for everything, but have to switch it up as required by certain websites and their different password parameters, so you have to figure out if your password is apple1 or Apple1 or apple123 and then you get
linda-belcher-official: This is just how gays talk
linda-belcher: shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.
linda-belcher: hello, 911? someone reblogged my post on tumblr.com and added “I CAN’T BREATHE.” i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in
linda-belcher: florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors
linda-belcher: all the other kids with the fucked up kinks
linda-belcher: people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level We’re gods and don’t you forget it.
linda-belcher: there’s always those neighbor countries that sort of hate each other, like australia and new zealand, britain and france, america and the rest of the world
linda-belcher: *feels an emotion* who in the fuck authorized this?
linda-belcher: I love it when math teachers put question marks on my tests because I’m just, like, “Yeah, same.”
linda-belcher: I love it when dogs sigh. Its like, hey, bud, long day at the office?
Linda is the best mom.
