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carriesfirstperiod: my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
like a handgrenade
burritolover97: eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol
bramblepatch: I CAN HAS OLD MEMES? - a playlist for the inexplicable breakdown of linear time in the blogosphere The Hampster Dance Song Hampton the Hampster / The Mysterious Ticking Noise / Neil Cicierega / Dragostea Din Tei O-Zone / Never Gonna
like drinking battery acid
for the love of god, CN, please make a new Steven Universe commercial. You’re still using the one from when SU returned in August of last year
For the last week p much all Ive thought about is Ash Ketchum tied to a bed begging to be fucked in the ass.
sodomymcscurvylegs: This is exactly what working in customer service is like. Exactly!
bettynerdgirl: “Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
oldmanspooky: timelordshavetwohearts: leupagus: sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs. I THOUGHT I WAS
I like big butts... However I lie incredibly well
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may-fly: me this morning
marshyoftheblobs: AM I DOING THIS RIGHT IS CLINT EMPOWERED ENOUGH FOR YOU.
jinglebellsprouts: theabstruseanon: bakuraisjustbritish: dompteuseartist: shufflingthesalad: chimerawaffles: shufflingthesalad: jerk-frost: goldenschlong: someone’s going to be in big treble I have no time for this bassic bitch. I think
bitched: its actually against the law for betty white to die
xobreeox55: things i am scared of doing: ordering food in a restaurant walking down a busy high street on my own talking to people on the phone eating in front of people asking for help in a shop meeting new people being in a big crowd
heyitshardcastle: christmasblogger: Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x] I laughed at this for 5 minutes.
peenslayer: shout out to me for not killing myself yet
awesomephilia: Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
foreveralone-lyguy: I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
frrankiix: infinitelimit: oraldiarrhea: secretsbest: 8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant This is the most beautiful thing ever. thank you science THE BINKY JUST……. DROPPED HE WAS JUST MINDING
moonblossom: jackiemakescomics: whitachi: vintar: I showed the Hawkeye Initiative to my dude ten minutes later I turned around and he was doing this quality dude excellent dude I will hold this dude up as an example for all other dudes to follow
This is a guilt tripping post. Reblog for some stupid ass statistic that you use to make yourself look better.
hotbabysitter: My name is Juliet Capulet and I’m 13 years young and I luv my bf Romeo so much we’re gunna get married i luv him so much& we just met hehe xD I wuld give my life for him!
not-thefunniestblog: all i want for christmas is you to get hit by a car
volvata: “white power..” i say at the toy store. i stumble upon my words. it’s too late. the social justice mob has already engulfed me. my son will never get his white power ranger action figure for christmas. sorry, timmy.
seerofsarcasm: deducing-the-tardis: dorirosa: concertoinc4: this is still so beautiful oh my god i just noticed the ring the ring is sparking he really w aS LOOKING FOR HER ALL ALONG OH MY GOD OH NO OH MY FRICKEN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASLDFH;ASLDKHF
vvenis: all i want for christmas is you(r money)
fanbending-blog: Friendships that can last a lifetime. [credit for suki background x]
flamingstar8: dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all their movies suck no emotional centerpiece at all nope or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes and they have no aesthetic appeal
downlo: kiratsukai: goats are assholes and I fucking love them for it Wee prancy bastards
fatherfistmas: allthestoriessaretrue: ur not a true fan unless you hang from the ceiling and spin around in circles, providing cool air for everyone around you
falling-deeperinlove: livelaughlovedforgotten: dontgetmade: He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine. there goes my heart… Tears inside me.
do you ever have that song on your ipod that you always skip but then one day you’re forced to listen to it and realize it’s actually the best song ever and you listen to it on repeat for 129648372 days
do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?
deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan: how do you expect me to start getting up at 7am when ive been going to bed at 7am for two weeks
batreaux: well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
creamcheesed: julounge: Abandoned Velma by ~nebriniel Please leave the credit and links to the artist. Description: “I’ve seen numerous fanarts of Velma, depicting her as some über curvy and sexy and geeky fantasy material… and for some reason,
texasdreamer01: headlessknight: atemthemightybull: kaibas-pants: I don’t know whether to put “Well look at all the fucks I give!” or “I ain’t even mad bro.” as a caption on this one. It’s a good reaction image for either sentiment.
hello: is it me you’re looking for
llamabutts: if swimming is good for your figure explain whales to me
d0cpr0fess0r: Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: whenever i wore scarves one of my friends made a habit of yanking on the ends of them until one day when i said “pull a little tighter i have an asphyxiation kink” and now for some reason they don’t do it anymore
demoncolbert: i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water
derschlange: shatteredbythefeels: This is what I say when people warn me about stalkers and stuff :) reblogging this for thanking you all… <3
kyttwrites: trans-par-en-cy: TRANSPARENT not my art, just my edit <3 More mermaids for Isa.
that-kid-from-london: I’m about to eat this whole family of chocolate people MUHAHAHAHA UPDATE:They’ve cottoned on to my intentions and are trying to escape! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OH NO YOU DON’T. MMMMMMM CHOKLIT PEEPOL
lolsofunny: Happy 49th Birthday, Nicolas Cage! I’m so sorry. Thanks for your face.
destiel: im convinced theres this massive party in the middle of the bermuda triangle and no one comes back cos its such a blast over there theres no other explanation for it
pupbutt: everyone jokes about how leonardo dicaprio has never gotten an oscar but for real why the fuck hasn’t leonardo dicaprio ever gotten an oscar
beccalovesdarling: blameitonthesilence: mooneymannyinthesky: i-bring-light: laughcentre: i was going through tumblr.com stats and i realized theres an expiry date for the site we finally found the actual apocalypse. And it’s in fucking
elderschrader: spookymormon: i hate the assumption that it’s gay for a guy to do performing arts because last time i checked it was a lot more homosexual to be tackled by a bunch of sweaty guys than it was to spend time with a bunch of girls who fawn
underplay: I’m so excited for Valentines Day all the chocolate is gonna be on sale omfg
couurfeyrac: hi my name is enjolras and i’ll be auditioning for the role of french revolution
nayx: xk187: nayx: you are under arrest for being tall. get down here. what are you doing who said that im down here
artpopist: *thinks about something i need to do for school*
thesickestjokes: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
rabioheab: i just translated the lyrics for boom boom pow by the black eyed peas into chinese then back into english and i’m going to shit myself
mycowgoeswhee: Perhaps the most accurate gifset I’ve seen for this.