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snow-kitsunes-den: Dead or Alive: Infirmary Being the sweet girl she is, Kokoro working part time as a nurse to help take care of the injured fighters in the DOA tourney. You know, i suddenly feel like i’m coming down with something. X3 Normal /
Just a reminder that there was a time when EA didn’t seem like complete ass and we thought Dead Space was a fantastic new horror IP that couldn’t possibly be turned into another cover-based co-op shooter.
animedreamer91: Loving sisters :3 (Man if anyone could make a long animation of kasumi and ayane having a kissing session just like this it would be so awesome!)
I dont know what’s wrong with me. I swear if i picked up a flu on the tail end of my cold imma stab someone with a dildo. All the coughing has set off a migraine though. So as tenatious as i was hoping to be this week, I’ve got to rest and
I don’t like coming up with solid theories for ongoing series. There’s endless potential for embarrassing myself, being proven wrong, forgetting something already exists that proves me wrong, and on and on it goes.So while I’ve been saying for a
cats522: transbliss: weloveshortvideos:Is that really a pumpkin? LIKE I DONT UNDERSTAND I would have legit died right there THIS HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY TWICE
xnostalgicdreams: shestayslifted: this is how youre supposed to make koolaid white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in shit taste like water with batteries in it if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right WATER WITH BATTERIES IN IT LMFAOOO
goldfisses:retrogradeworks:jaylanun:A zombie apocalypse story where a vaccine is developed but anti vac moms refuse to inoculate their children because the zombie vaccine causes gay autismIn the right hands, this could be an epic work of satire.make this
I should really stop getting my hopes up that my life will ever amount to anything, i can’t do shit and i always fuck things up, i deserve to be dead tbh
theweniswarmer: alloutorg: Tumblr, we need you! A rogue Arizona State representative, John Kavanagh, wants to pass a bill that would thow trans people in jail for using public restrooms. Anyone could be asked for I.D. to “prove” their gender, and
So uh hey rb if youd like pedophiles off of sites that allow minors on them and for that matter any website at all. Rb if you want pedos dead.
rybsfm: Here’s some more Marie. Kinda rushed this one a bit but whatever. SomeCloth | NoCloth I will most likely be making a status update later on in the month.
juicytomaco: Next character being animated will be Marie Rose~ Just made a quick picture with her for you guys~ <3 What kind of positions or situations would you like to see?~
vicesfm: !!beast!! Angle1 | Angle2 | Angle3 | Angle4 I tried to ad more different movements to this one. That’s what I’ve done with the Samus animation and it seems you liked it. In about 3 more days the wonderwoman animation should be ready. Also
naughtyyavocadoo: When I’m tired, I’m either extreeeemely happy or completely unresponsive, like a zombie. There is no inbetween.
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
kilboo: i really hate when older people be like “you too young to be tired” like ok bitch shut up you too old to not be dead yet but here we are.
achlles: Truth, like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold. You push it, you stretch it, it will never be enough Kick it, beat it, it will never cover any of us.
Senior year was great because i had elevated. Not giving a shit about my future to an art form. Theyd be like “hey, you did really well on your SAT and ACT, are you considering college Mr. Granger?” and id be like “lol no, imma be dead
i feel like coming back to the internet should be more productive, unfortunately today as been really shitty, so i’m just going to watch RvB and eat pizza.
jessalrynn: canadianwheatpirates: yharnamsnewslug:canadianwheatpirates: I feel like, for tumblr specifically, Anne Rice being dead is like a rehearsal run for Queen Elizabeth being deadalso if you haven’t heard, Anne Rice is dead. Queen Elizabeth
jackspersprite: countfrankula: i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had
It's not so bad... being dead like me.
: I’ll be loving you AlwaysWith a love that’s true Always.When the things you’ve plannedNeed a helping hand,I will understand Always.
dance like a tree replied to your post: anonymous said:okay, so is rose c… I’ve seen people in the crewniverse legit say she was dead, as dead as a gem could be. Aside from mc-burnett’s like joking bit but yeah I can’t find it now
It’s Walking Dead time, y'all!
jimmymcgools: Lalo is like a specter out there. He’ll never believe Lalo’s dead, even if he goes to the funeral. Lalo is like this creature that’s just going to always be hovering in the background, a shadow of fear.Bob Odenkirk, AMC.
the moment they mention the name of the goddamn show, it has to be something lame as hell like that.
u ever just kind of want to like die for a day maybe even for a few days. u know.. like…. until u’ve decided ur done being dead and just continue life like normal
callmechaos: I have like, the best set of friends. They’re all super diverse and different but we all get along super well. And we go for weeks, sometimes months (thanks, uni) without talking. But every time we talk or meet up, there’s nothing but
2013zarry:do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted
poopjokesanonymous:i hate those posts that are so aggressively worded because the op thought it would be funny or get them more notes like just teach me about the benefits of different types of tea without calling me a “fucker”
thesonicscrew: youngbadmanbrown:queersleuths:I’ll never stop being amused by how smug the Oscar Wilde statue in Dublin looks#he’s like #i might be dead #but i’m still amazing Even his statue could probably still get the ride
When guys post like "Dear Diary" statuses about their lives or complaining, I always chuckle knowing my Dad and all the men in my family wouldn't be caught dead writing like that. In fact, they'd probably rather be dead than write like girls who just
shejla24: these daddy blogs be thirsty for anything, you could post broccoli and someone will write a long ass paragraph like “this tight little piece of vegetable slut is obviously desperate for daddys hard thick cock pumping into all her holes”
youngbadmanbrown:queersleuths:I’ll never stop being amused by how smug the Oscar Wilde statue in Dublin looks#he’s like #i might be dead #but i’m still amazing
when we were younger this guy was being really mean to my sister and bullying her and my dad came in to talk to the principal but the principal was just like ‘boys will be boys’ so when we were leaving my dad saw the boy running really fast in our
it looks like I just very delicately fell off a building
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