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my-hunghunter: Mrs. Michalski is a divorced grandma who lives in my condo complex… we say hi and chat a bit… she asked me over for a glass of wine one night where I found out that Mrs. Michalski is one horny old broad who likes young guys! She’s
kwonyuri: Between people who truly care and love each other, there are times where you don’t need to say anything at all. Those emotions that are hard to express with words. Things like I love you and Thank You … you don’t really need to say
Faye says: “This is like that question of who would win a boxing match between Muhammad Ali in his prime and Mike Tyson in his prime. As for this match-up–well-drawn, I might add–I know who I’M picking to win!”
niwindustries: Copy/pasted from our final Kickstarter update:We’d like to start out by saying thank you to everyone who believed in us and decided to back our Kickstarter campaign. Those who’ve been with us will know that things have been looking
buttsluttblog: That moment when the strokes are long and smooth and you just relax and think “oooh that feels so right” Damn!!!!! When you say it like that. Who could refuse.
axl99:After rewatching the recent eps in season 4 in POI, I feel like there should be something said most especially in regards to the one that just aired, and who better to say it than the person who said it best the first time.The writers did a thing
Forget that talk you’ve heard about the bush making a comeback, ladies: shave smooth unless the person who eats you out says otherwise. (I don’t know who wants to have to stop to pick pubic hairs out of their mouth every 30 seconds like
footslutnicole: Are you one of those weak bitches who gets offended when girls say they like to fuck black guys? What is it about that that upsets you? Does it make you feel inadequate? Or does it stir submissive feelings inside you that you’re ashamed
I want a boy best friend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit
rose-and-her-timelord: ofdemonsandtimelords: REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME ARWIN MADE A PARALLEL UNIVERSALIZER THAT LOOKED LIKE A PAY PHONE BOOTH AND NONE OF US REALIZED THAT IT WAS A DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE? PARALLEL UNIVERSE YOU SAY PARALLEL UNIVERSE YOU KNOW,
violent-rape-fantasies: Being degraded makes you feel so hot. It makes your cunt tingle and ache to be ravaged. It fulfills that twisted part of you that knows all the things I say are actually true, that you act like a woman who wants love and respect,
Sooo many ropes, pulleys, and ratcheting devices! What’s going on here?Here’s one for those of you who like guessing at what’s going on in my predicament bondage creations. Or should I say, “Guess all the things that say…
Now that there are more characters in the story, I’ve added a “Show Speaker Names” option in the left-side menu to help disambiguate who’s saying what for readers who don’t like to do so via fonts.
vanitybullet: so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something
familyfriendlyurl: let me in ur friend group ill be that weird kid who occasionally says funny stuff and who nobody actually likes
yass-al-ghul: autisticspeedwagon: autisticspeedwagon: You know school memes? Like memes within schools? Like that one teacher who always says a certain thing and everyone knows it, so it becomes a school meme? I like how people are reblogging this
mestizotaako: mestizotaako: youtubers like markiplier and pewdiepie have CHILDREN who idolize them and then still lack ability to understand that what they say fucking matters. You cant make jokes stripping the humanity from people who have already at
witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an excuse for.
sharkbutt-groove: i like how any time our fuck up of a president does anything there’s always records of him at sometime saying he’s not going to do that or that he was disagreeing with someone else who wanted to do that. it never fails.
lesbiankarkat: mestizotaako: mestizotaako: youtubers like markiplier and pewdiepie have CHILDREN who idolize them and then still lack ability to understand that what they say fucking matters. You cant make jokes stripping the humanity from people who
feuvant: witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have an
nosepiercing:Imagine being a white man who makes safe pop music and saying “this usually doesn’t go to people like me” about an award that usually goes to white men who make safe pop music 💀
vanitybullet:so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something
eyxxx: ^I hate getting messages from ped0s like this guy. Why do I even allow anon comments? Oh, yeah. For the other righteous folks, not for the weirdos like you. I mean, who even says stuff like “child codes”? Dafuq is that?! If you weren’t
rainbowfeatherreplies:“Whew,” Rainbow Feather says, having been dropped off in the middle of the town. “That was a lot of work!” “Hi there!” a bouncing voice says, “You look like you’re somepony who was just dropped off by a bear!” Quest
astrodickology: Yall keep acting like girls who have casual sex are seen by men as “cool” or “liberated” that is exclusively a female thing. Only girls hype up girls who have a ton of sex saying they’re cool or liberated. Only girls encourage
sukkari-uchiki: “And then? What do you say to a man who’s seen too much? Kid hasn’t a clue. But he says this: ‘We have to go. Please.’” oh good just hurt me like that why don’t you
I feel like im that friend that everyone uses when they need someone to listen to them. Be it either sober drunk sad happy etc. But when ever I speak I’m that annoying friend who should just not say anything. I’m the perfect listener but
if i ever see any tumblrs or followers of mine saying or blogging or face tweeting anything bad about someone whos going through a tough time or being bullied? youve got another thing coming. got it? you dont talk to ppl like that. anyone who cyberbullies
There are people out there in the world that I doubt think of me often. People who I never talk to and I never know what to say to them. People who I think of every day. I wonder what their lives are like. I wonder how they would feel if I tried to forge
kingkongkockykumming: They say Blondes are More Fun. Well in this case, who am I to argue with that especially when they’re Two Little Cuties like these who know how to take a Big Black Cock in Their Tight Little Twats?!
hipthrust: i’ve never understood why ppl repost things and say ‘credit to artist’ like do you know what the word credit means? who are you crediting? how is that artist getting credit if nobody knows who tf they are? do you know how stupid you
i have like these four or five followers that like almost every single one of my posts and i’m just ??? who the hell are you ???? why are you liking the thing ?????? do i say thank you for your love and support ?? why does your blog have absolutely
frosttoth: newcleic-asshole: languagenerds: why does old english look like shitposting wuss poppin jimþo thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound. that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting who the
familyfriendlyurl: let me in ur friend group ill be that weird kid who occasionally says funny stuff and who nobody actually likes Let’s play a game and find out which one of my friends this is. Surprise it’s all of them. We are all this
autisticspeedwagon: autisticspeedwagon: You know school memes? Like memes within schools? Like that one teacher who always says a certain thing and everyone knows it, so it becomes a school meme? I like how people are reblogging this with their school
bowtiesandwifi: fuckity-tardis: yass-al-ghul: autisticspeedwagon: autisticspeedwagon: You know school memes? Like memes within schools? Like that one teacher who always says a certain thing and everyone knows it, so it becomes a school meme? I like
spacemuffinz: witch-with-a-dick: hellalowselfesteem: inkskinned: you know what? fuck it, man. the world is held in the fists of people who like to break things. at this point i’m saying who gives a shit. wear that victorian dress you don’t have
findsomethingtofightfor: ballpointpun: The problem with liking musicals is the fact that I can’t hear someone say “Who died?” without launching into an eight minute ballad about anarchy and bohemian ideals. Also never say “I hope you’re happy”
letters-to-lgbt-kids: My dear trans kids who are not skinny, You don’t need to lose weight to be a real woman or a real man. Anyone who gives advice like that is really silly, to say it nicely. If you identify as a woman, you are a real woman,
just-shower-thoughts: A woman saying she wants a man who is “old fashioned and holds the door open for me” is like a man saying he wants a woman that “stays home and takes care of everything while I do man things”
I want a boy bestfriend who will call me beautiful, and like my photos on facebook, commenting them saying things such as the fact he's proud to have me as a bestfriend. One that I can call up, crying about other boys, and him saying he'll beat the shit
onesubsjourney: PSA: being a little isn’t about the aestheticI’ll say it again. Being a little isn’t about the aesthetic. Did y'all hear that? Good. So let me say….If you’re a little who Doesn’t identify as a certain ageDoesn’t like pink
Sometimes, I wish nothing more then to just once feel what an orgasm is like. For those who can it seems like such a wonderful experience, and I feel like missing out. Yet so many also say there’s nothing special about them, that it’s what
amaranthdesires:Sometimes, I wish nothing more then to just once feel what an orgasm is like. For those who can it seems like such a wonderful experience, and I feel like missing out. Yet so many also say there’s nothing special about them, that
