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My tits are too nice for my life to be like this.
fresnoslutcunt: MY WHORE ASS NEEDS TO BE EATEN AND FUCKED ANY VOLUNTEERS ? REBLOG OR LIKE PLEASE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SARA http://fresnoslutcunt.tumblr.com/
thetrappistmonk: So, I guess some liked the boy shorts but wanted to see some ass. Well, here is some ass… and some wet boy shorts in the bath. To be continued… MOAR from the archive.
What the hell did I just read? Haha I think he’s angry because my bio says I’m not looking for older guys. Not my fault that what I’m attracted to happens to be young/twinkish military guys
I’ve always wanted to be more active on social media show more of my photography meet new people but everytime i think too hard about it i scare myself out of it, fearing that people wouldn’t like my pictures or getting negitve feed back
ministryofinterior:not to be negative but some things really are unforgivable so can yall like stop insisting that we’re all gonna lead miserable and unfulfilled lives if we don’t forgive literally every single person whos ever wronged us
Looks like the sit-ups are starting to pay off really want to get back to how I use to be a few years ago.
drakeimpalaa: the-princesshoneybee: danielle-mertina: Not long ago somebody asked me my opinion on casual sex and I said that some ppl aren’t built for it on an emotional level but do it anyway and feel used. I’d like to add that casual sex is
I wanna see what your insides look like
steppingoncellphones: Finals: a form of cruel and unusual punishment. In case anyone here’s curious about my face. Picture is a few months old but obviously it had to be this one since my hair looks so much like sex hair.
I feel like the ageplay going on in this scene includes me pretending to be an adult. From the introduction of the always adorable @aballycakes to Northern Spanking. (please leave at least the bolded part, kthnx!)
sega628: alexinspankingland: I feel like the ageplay going on in this scene includes me pretending to be an adult. From the introduction of the always adorable @aballycakes to Northern Spanking. (please leave at least the bolded part, kthnx!) I can’t
I haven’t had time to be in front of the camera much lately but this is what my face looks like at the moment 👵🏻
me right now its supposed to be a blanket but it looks like fiz has melted into a plaid blob so either way is accurate
It may not look like much progress, but I’m getting there. I’m trying my damned hardest to be a lot more physically fit, and I’m feeling great! Love you guys.
to be hers.
ziraseal:smuganimebitch: so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be? “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely
It amuses me that one of the most popular Christmas movies that’s played all the time on TV during the holiday season has a whole song dedicated to kidnapping and murdering Santa Claus
egberts: i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age
halloweenpunk: i want to be able to say “???????????” in real life but all i can do is give this extremely expressive look of confusion and mild indignation
oh-thatshowyoufeel: jesuschristvevo: mabelismyspiritanimal: jesuschristvevo: newsflash: a song doesnt need deep and meaningful lyrics to be a good song Ex: “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen actually no thats a really bad example Actually
scaper12123: everything-thats-shark: whimmy-bam: meandmybabylove: Just realized that this is game graphics… YOU’VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME ladies and gentlemen skyrim when 100 mods are running THE F?!
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
I’m gonna get drafts done.I’m gonna shove them in the q!I’m not going to feel like I’m a terrible shit who’s trying to be an adult when I really am a shit!
personalperformance: You know you’re hung when even Magnum XL condoms are this tightly stretched around your cock, and I’m only at like, 85% hard here. Since a few of you seem to be interested, I figured I’d share this from my other blog.
Sometimes you’ve got a bandaid covering something that needs to be taken care of. So you rip the bandaid off. And it hurts. And you might cry. And sometimes that something you exposed hurts so bad, you feel like a part of you died and it
katara: i just want to be touched really hard like by a car hit me with a car
Minding my business, laying on the floor, enjoying my dashboard, and this one decides to use me as a jungle gym. He needs to be changed too…
lylatgamerxl: Waiting for Wolf to be shown off/revealed for Star Fox Zero and/or as Smash Bros DLC be like (Pic from AwkwardZombie)
thnksfrthbttfck: WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS ¾ OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
nyotaku: I’m on a quest to someday acquire one of these. I’ve been searching for years but no luck. Sader, you will be mine someday
This is what I feel like, a kitten pretending to be a lion
I haven’t taken any photos of myself in quite a long time and it’s mostly because I’ve just not felt like my body is where it used to be. I’m slowly feeling more comfortable with my body. I always put on weight in the winter. My
I had a good day ☺ My passion is gardening and today I rescued some sad little African violets from home depot. Now it’s looking like there’s going to be another thunderstorm so I’m snug on the couch watching HBO
ahs-64:u ever get jealous over something u have no right to be jealous over so u just sit there like… ok
Physically and emotionally, I feel like I got hit by a train. Today I received my ultrasounds from the hospital and my friend bought me flowers. I’m trying really hard to be okay.
letsmakeloaf: nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late. it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like “fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”
badndngirl: “Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.
whycantibetherealme: Do you ever just need to be touched? Not even in a sexual way, just touched. A hug, a pat on the back, a squeeze of your hand. Just fucking anything to make you feel like you’re still real.
pastadogs: why is “go to your room” a punishment?? like yes thank you i’d love to go to my room. i’d love to be Alone
To my 5,473 followers
rosison: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth: Coexist this what i picture world peace looks like This is where I want to be Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years The old lady bringing it: Aquarius The guy in the golden
mistersingh: To you, she’s a just snack. To me, she’s a five course dinner for the soul, that I’ve been craving for my entire life.
wild-w-me: since the day I heard an older man say “relationships thrive when you are always trying to out-serve each other” I have never, ever forgotten it. relationships thrive when you are always trying to love the other person more than they love
tarsusfour: raise your hands if you have jealousy issues and although u try your hardest not to be like ‘i liked the thing first’ you still get mad upset sometimes
jewbeard: im not embarrassed to like one direction im embarrassed to be associated with the one direction fandom
burgrs: “do people still actually like one direction” YEAH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE OONE DREICONT YOU SACK OF SHIT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THE Y FUCKING DIE IM GOING TO BE FUCKIGN TAP DANCING TO UP ALL NIGHT
“If you ain’t from our side we bustin at Ya, that’s the rules. Used to be deep, now we down to just a few.”
Instead of drooping a -little- when it needs to be watered my purple waffle plant likes to mess with my emotions and make me think I actually killed it
carriesfirstperiod: my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
Call me Kitten 🖤
hey i’m tumblruser shattered-baby-doll ✿ (i had to submit it on anon because it’s a sideblog!) anyways, i’m bummed that you felt so sad, you seem like such a cute gal and i always enjoy your little personal updates and pictures, it makes me feel
punacceptable:hey if you are a middle aged white man don’t ever stare at me in public thanks
guys I think you should stop self promoting yourselves on posts that I like because then I have to actually manually reblog things so I can get rid of your stupid “click here for more street fashion” like seriously be considerate, your hunger
i want my wardrobe to be comprised exclusively of clothes that make me look like a 70 year old with a knack for gardening
I would like to go back to being yellow all the time
I know no one cares but I hate feeling like I’m ~catfishing~ by posting posed photos of my body or filtered photos that make me look more attractive than I am. You really don’t need to PM me and tell me how I should be or should do. So yeah,
Why is it that mental illness seems to be such a red flag? … like im not completely useless as a person just a little bit and I know how to cope with it most times
nickiminajsasshole: trying to be a part of conversations like
being “well known” in a fandom can feel pretty intimidating if I think too hard about it sometimes hahaha ha
