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kuromegarin:mushyaaaan:konoe im p sure its gonna be either a busted eye or no eye its not like hes hiding a full-size dairy queen under that thing you just had to ask, didn’t you
too-much-green: I finally gave in and did one of those cool pokemon variations going around \o/ I picked Chikorita (my radish baby) for mine and it’s based on different parents, mainly the father! I’ve always liked the idea that when breeding 2 different
blood tastes like iron
lostinthehaywoods: On Watchpoint Gibraltar, the camera for the hero select screen is in the spawn point and I like to hop up there with Winston to say hi when people are picking characters
formerlygraciouswings-blog: Anywhere you want. Any time you want. #I like to think that Luna traveled with the Doctor for years. She was his best friend; patient and wise, she always knew what to say or when not to say a word. She didn’t run in
pokemonmasterkimba: sabriiel: watsonly: s7ephencolbert: communismkillsitonthedancefloor: If you’re not excited for this movie, don’t talk to me. oh my god i thought this was fake bUT IT ISN’T NO WAIT LOOK AT THE TRAILER its like one huge
yahikos: i love hashirama’s face at the end though he is like o shit i didnt’ know there would be a pop quiz
fivetail: deidiva: guys i wore these heat-resistant sleeves today to clean the friers and they were super ridiculous right i mean lookit them and i realized i waS LIKE SASUKE tHEN REALIZATION PT 2 HE WEARS THOSE dUMB LOOKIN ARMBANDS CAUSE FIRE HE
rose-got-ditched-on-a-beach: deathpoolquinn: deliciouslycheesy: hannibalhotstuff: this looks like a weird CD cover for a boy band I’M SO DONE I lost it at the bonus track
oliviafuckingpope: notean: #I HAVE NEVER YELLED AT A PADAWAN LIKE THIS IN MY WHOLE LIFE
elle-lavender: freckledhoney: When I read that Lucy Liu played the accordion, I was like “yeah right!” But then I found these pictures and the following anecdote: Greg Germann, who plays [Richard] Fish, Liu’s love interest on [Ally McBeal], is
batsonthebrain: nanner: matafari: shewolfs: #THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES #good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.” If anyone can appreciate the value
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
annmarcellino: I… like Sailor Moon…
tony-ya: algilar-knight: The end of chapter 496, a nice little talk between Tsukuyo and Gintoki (Not that I understand it), with smoke in Gin’s face and a beautiful smile from Tsukuyo. Tsukki: …Indeed, it’s already really nice like this. Tsukki:
batmansymbol: platoapproved: licensetocannibalize: hannibal gets so offended by being accused of things he actually did #just like every other white boy
itsa-me-amelie: verceri: verceri: sniperj0e: sniperj0e: okay but what if like werewolves transform under the full moon but there’s just this one and by day he’s a big tough guy and then when he transforms he’s a tiny dog. just fucking. just
narcimallows: koteizu: Racism Homophobia Misogyny Prejudiced views Anime #youre like shaggy and velma had a baby and that baby has excellent world views #i love u (via theladypipsqueak)
sexygeriatrics: hipsterinatardis: snowmercury: hauntedpamplemousse: orcasoup: those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent lesbionage bi spy it’s an ace case Secret gaygent. #PAN WITH
codeinewarrior: this sounds like shit and it’s only a gif
dreamxxdream: So I listened to this and was hit by aruani feels out of nowhere I’m still unsure how to fit the titan trio in my reincarnation AU but I like to think Armin would be the first one to reach out to Annie if they met again. They’re a cute
moonsterm: AU where Levi is a French Muslim who does hella lot of parkour, and his distant relative, Mikasa, is Filipino Muslim. Given that Mikasa has very Eastern features, likes to cover up, and wear Eren’s scarf, I thought it’d be cool to share
lamentedcorporal: chilledoutcat: parasitoid-recovery: ackersexual: memosfromlevi: lamentedcorporal: The realistic designs are really fucking weird I M SCREAMING THEY LITERALLY SPENT THEIR WHOLE BUDGET ON LEVI JFC HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY MUPPET
lpzwei: I wonder what Annie will look like when she reappears.
varrix: Love me love me, say you doLet me fly away with youFor my love is like the windAnd wild is the wind
ofhounds: agenderandroids: ofhounds: when you wake up and your s/o touches your face lovingly and smiles at you but their hands smell like barbecue chips so your first words of the morning are “have you been eating barbecue chips without me” in
networktwentythree: not being a part of the legend of korra fandom like
blueforthevirus: hey there delilah what’s it like in raccoon city? i hear there’s a thousand hungry zombies, and I think that’s pretty shitty yes i do umbrella’s not gonna fix this, so you’re screwed I swear it’s true
redgaloshesforfeet: spacerocketbunny: Today I learned that you can date Barret in FF7, whelp looks like I’m gonna play ff7 again I don’t care about FF7 but I care about this.
sexyshroomish: who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
bunnypjs: I have like 64 different laughs all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us
ohdeerling: When I get a boyfriend, I want him to buy me potted cacti and succulents for Valentine’s over cut flowers. Flowers are pretty but they die. Cacti are impossible to kill. Just like me.
unfriendlyasiangirl: i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar
pornstarwars: i’d never want to have sex with the light on because the guy would look down and see me laying there like
ifyouarereadingthis: in your girls pussy like
punkzoo: I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.” The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.
taint3ed: 1hund: suite-tee: 5thflo: weeble15: 5thflo: If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth Or she might be doing something important.. Like tryna make another nigga cum She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴
magnifico-floetry: city-glow-after-dark: mahlarchuck: atlasnerd: swaginageorge: seeing a hot guy walk by like Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif. It would be a mistake not to “Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine
delemons: nyehs: delemons: please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13 but apollo 13 exploded that’s the goal
forevvy: #i missed the previous exchange on my first watch #and i though steve just handed people money sometimes #you know like grandparents do and stuff
samuelsoro: moffathavemercy: fauxface: zeldalise: give me a D, give me an O, give me an N, give me an E i can give you a D I’ll give you an N and an O looks like the E is…missing
cumbercrieff: In Australia we have this show where the set is tilted at an angle and it’s funny because people walk like this and fall down a lot EDIT : The show is called Slideshow and you can watch it here
Menma looks like Sasuke and Naruto's love child.
mormonbale: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. #IT SOUNDS LIKE SOULS BEING TORTURED
i dont like finishing books
thats-so-latula: allons-y-voir-le-univers: I kind of want to be something actually scary for Halloween, like the rabies virus. But am concerned people will think I am a textured dildo. that can be just as scary
imbringinglexiback: nakedorange: minejust-burnedgold: manda: d1cksp8rage: gayfortaylorlautner: “I had to wear this tight grey spandex suit — it was not attractive. Not sexy. I basically looked like a teletubby. I would let Kristen stroke my
hot like potato crisps
tormented-tortoise: savethewales: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and: I did meet a fake geek girl once. We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper
dilfweed: amburdoll: canyoushipit: darkxbunnyprincess: This is one of my favorite childhood stories. WHAT THE FUCK I loved these books That cat in the last picture is like “the fuck?!”
snazziest: id take a bullet for u not because i like u but because i wanna die
cumfort: when you see something you really want to reblog but you don’t like the person who reblogged it so you take precious time to reblog it from someone else
kushmiri: tumblr poetry be like, gmail marked you as unimportant in my inbox why can’t i
thiccho: cremeblush: Naomi Campbell & Kate Moss opening Chloé Spring 1998 look @ naomi bringing it at the back while kate moss block ha like a glowing puddle of mayonnaise
buzzfeedrewind: Remember the time when Beyonce hung out with 50 Beyonce look a-likes?
magnumlee: This pre-prom picture from the Virgin Suicides creeps me out. The foreshadowing is intense. Lux’s hand looks like she’s holding a cigarette (she dies when she closes the garage door and starts the car while sitting inside the car smoking,
weloveshortvideos: We got like 10 kids to play the lebron james vine at once and the sub got pissed
suctioning: unclefather: suctioning: Please roast me You smell like hair I said roast not ruin my life
picassoshands: if you smoke weed out of one of those pipes designed to look like those old fashioned Sherlock Holmes pipes please think about what made you do that
illaminati:pendejx: disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos: disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos: I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST ABOUT BREAD LIKE THEY SEARCH “BREAD” ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT
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