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teainthegarden: “It’s not that you don’t have feelings, it’s just like, the volume is turned way down, like the sound on an old tape. The voices are there, you just have to listen.”
mysexysister: “Not now little brother. I’ve got work to do.” “Well, why don’t you work on me instead? I’ve got a lot of issues that need solving… like the fact that I’m horny for my big sister’s tits.”
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soviet-propaganda-disseminator:Honestly, not to beat a dead horse, but it’s absolutely wild to me that 150 years ago, uptight Brits and the French could go around teaching their colonial subjects that homosexuality is an abomination and in many places
blacktionbronson: knifeandlighter: and why November? Why pick such an arbitrary month? That’s retarded. Like why not no chill July? Or no chill may? Like this is such a random month, there are 11 other months to be an antagonistic asshole You really
uncensoredpleasure: “Sorry babe, I’m not in the mood, my throat is kind of sore….I don’t know why….” (One of the hottest throatfucking vids out there….I want someone to do that to me just like that.)
tw meme: [2/4] friendships » Allison & Lydia “Allison, I love you. So if you need to do that thing where we talk about me and pretend like we’re not actually talking about you, that’s totally fine!”
herhmione: do teachers not realize that like at a certain point students just…. can’t….. like we are literally dead inside
datcatwhatcameback: shitload-of-muses: paper-mario-wiki: if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this: do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns” while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry,
billiearmstrong: fic in second person make me so fucking uncomfortable like “you clench your fists” “you smile” “you undress slowly” that’s a nice idea but no i do not thank u very much i am sat here in my pyjamas reading fic please don’t
I finally emailed my boss about being paid at the rate that my new title should be (I should be paid around 15/hour, as opposed to 9/hour). Also I have to do this awful commute bullshit where I go to work at 8:30, stay until 1:45ish, hope I get a bus,
Writing Eren/Armin fic, because if I can’t have a reality that people are trans* and brainsick and have successful friendship then I’m going to write fictional ones that do.
brutalfaerie: tsundereslasher: love of my life/bane of my existence → Chris Evans he’s a big ol’ dork <333 #Chris Evans looks like Donnie when he makes that wrinkly face in the last gifI DO NOT DESERVE THAT LEVEL OF FLATTERY <3
apparently googling the meaning of my name was exactly what I needed to realize that I do like it and I should keep it.
lily-peet: urulokid: nevaehtyler: blackfemalescientist: sniffyjenkins: mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia: explainguncontrolandsafespaces: It’s like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000′s of years. That we intervened
edating:a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90%
dawminoart: lightninglarz57: I think i need a drink like that. I appreciate that you’ve decided to post my art on your blog, but please link, tag, or just mention artists’ names in your posts. It is considered a bit… inconsiderate to not do
swolizard: napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward
acagedcouple: Another night of frustration for me. My beautiful wife says only another week before she lets me out. I am pretty sure that she actually likes me caged more than free anymore. I think she likes not having to do house work anymore.
xsuperwholocksx: i’m still not convinced that billie piper is an actual human being like i don’t think humans can actually get that adorable and gorgeous how does she do iT
akaclairetemple:smolperalta:someone: *casually mentions that b99 might not get renewed* me: pls dont start rumors like this unless there’s a source bc now over 200 people are worried. brooklyn nine nine is doing fine, they changed it from sundays
dominawritesthings: People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work. Like this is
nevaehtyler: blackfemalescientist: sniffyjenkins: mideast-nrthafrica-cntrlasia: explainguncontrolandsafespaces: It’s like millennials do not understand that middle east has been at war for 1000′s of years. That we intervened on behalf of Kuwait.
17yr: “hey i’m emotionally unstable and not good at texting do you wanna date me”
surprisedentistry:surprisedentistry:just did a background check that made me list every address i’ve lived at as an adult. i have lived a lot of places (like a dozen different addresses) so i had to piece together where i’ve lived over the
just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome
waffle-sorter: iamthewinterassassin:Do you ever just have those specific video games that just starting them up and hearing that intro music and you just feel like you’re home.
I like to listen to music while I draw and while I was doing that this song came on: and all I could think was “Awww, like Steven and his lion friend” (just based on the title not the song itself) But then the next song came on and STEVEN
dance-like-a-tree replied to your post: The statues from that sparring room in… the symbols look familiar but I don’t know for sure. If they’re not of a human language however, perhaps it’s the Gem’s native tongue They do look familiar
I really like this screencap from “Serious Steven”. I don’t even know why, I just do
Remember a few weeks back when we were talking about how this fandom loves the mundane even though the show is about amazing fantastical things, and we focus on the Gems doing super mundane normal every day things? ‘cause like that’s how I
I can’t think of anything interesting to draw (that I actually feel up to drawing) for Pearl for day 3 of the SU art meme and this is very distressing to me
so, like, as a general rule I call everyone by their username, even folks I’ve known a long time, unless you’ve specifically introduced yourself to me by another name or you have something like “You can call me [NAME]” on your
its almost, like, virtually guaranteed Steven will ‘meet’ Rose at some point, either in his gem or as a projection or something. It seems like an inevitable thing, I just don’t see them not doing it. I personally would prefer that it doesn’t
Hey, so, you know those video clips people make where they take a clip from something and place different faces over the characters in the video (like one character will have the logo of a company over the face, stuff like that) I know how to do this
@ anon talking about gender fluidity, your ask got cut off in a way that makes me think you sent a follow up but I never received it. If you would like to resend, please do, if you’d prefer not to, that’s cool too
bearlyfunctioning: Comic #277: - No Touchie! - Website links: here! It’s weird being surrounded by a community that is heavy on the free physical affection when I’m so anti-touch. It took me many years to get accustomed to my Husburr touching
anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of
b0rderline-babe: do yall ever get things stuck in your head like not lyrics or anything like that but just random phrases or strings of words pop up in your brain and just keep repeating themselves in weird order over n over
Since the anime makers like to do fillers that much, why not they create a full story about naruhina’s wedding during the last. I mean, make that as hinata’s tsukoyomi dream or something
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