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grave-robber-from-outer-space: I am convinced this guy is playing one big joke on America. Like a political Borat. There is just no way he can be serious…right?
slashdrarry: So no one told you life was going to be this way. Your owl’s a joke, you’re cursed, you’re love life’s DADA. It’s like you’re always stuck in Slughorn’s class, Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or
I had X-ray and the doctor asked before X-ray if I’m pregnant. Idk if she was joking but i obviously don’t pass i was like “O_o no?” lol
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xxtc-96xx: “Feb. 6th - Mew gave birth. We named the newborn Mewtwo” no this isn’t a joke, more like playing with a what-if idea where the story went with the old game journal entries where Mewtwo was actually stated as Mew’s offspring. What if
i…. might be off tumblr for a minute
birger-wuvs-elsa: watchhowidinosaur: knightarcana: deadmaid: sarahsprite: deadmaid: lvkesprite: what old joke are we going to bring back next NO MY FAVORITE you forgot one Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth
brokenly: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
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festive-omorashi: I’m watching a comedy thing on Netflix and the comedian just made a joke that ended like “I promise you no one is seeing a girl peeing her pants and getting turned on by it” and I just….
holmes-less: lucifersaxon: calmility: the fastest word i can type is motherlode almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on NO ONE SAY ANYTHING
pondwitch: pondwitch: p: Me: tumblr staff please fix chat posts on mobile it’s been like 4 years tumblr staff: but we only have 6 months to work on the next epic april fools joke i have no idea why this post rendered in two fonts or why i can reply
radiofreederry:“No one’s saying you can’t like Harry Potter or read the books-”I am. I literally am saying this. I am not joking. At the very god damn least buy her shit in a charity shop or pirate it
feististics: brokenly: My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes but actually, this is my life exactly.
dvgallery: It’s back ! hope no one is still Coulrophobic there’s been too many Clussy jokes this year. hope you guys like Honkers
musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass
pasteldogg: i-like-smoked-salmon: pasteldogg: GUESS who got up in the middle of the night to draw this because he couldn’t stop laughing at his own terrible tweets Let’s hit 40k notes, NOW (This is for a good cause) NO STOP I WAS JUST JOKING!!
fumbledeegrumble: black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never
dogtit: “i feel like im forgetting something. did i leave the stove on? no maybe the oven. the iron? the xbox? haha that’s a little joke, i don’t have an xbox. hey mario, do you have an xb–” “mario???? mega man? y’all good? y’all–”
viviku: gothfabio: ricktimus: Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They
unhappy-mordred: fullofowls: myotpisgay: spaceowlkitty: myotpisgay: I was hoping this was a joke. No one expects guys to hold doors or anything like that. It’s just polite. I hold doors for strangers and I’m a woman. Woman get free drinks
tahliansfm: Friday the 13th in October is kinda like a mini Halloween. Might as well post a small Halloween themed picture. Short jokes, hah!A reference to last year’s game I made. Don’t worry, no game this year due to laziness and the feedback.
devilscry: Animation Like a friend said, Zwei is here to chew food and titfuck bitches… and he’s all out of food òwó So here you have Zwei in SFM in all its rule 34 glory! … … … … I’m so sorry….. Jokes aside (no, really, i’m sorry
2spookytomhiddles: possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok fucking amen
voidn: beggar2: voidn: voidn: what’s 2 + 7? a few of my posts are meant to be setups for jokes but i dont have enough followers to actually have people answer them so now i have month-old posts like this on my blog with no notes making me look
officialunitedstates: you: tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke me: looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story
natnovna: Honestly money would solve all of my problems I don’t understand when people claim money has no effect on happiness like have u ever been broke as a joke even once in your life.
bibliotheksbewohnerin: lacabra: bibliotheksbewohnerin: i hate “no one explain the joke!” posts with a burning passion i really like the explainingthejoke tumblr oh i’m glad to hear such a thing exists!
snorlaxatives: phd-n-faggotry: snorlaxatives: does anyone else feel like miley cyrus smokes weed??? idk i kinda get that vibe from her Is this a fucking joke no i really do get that vibe from her! maybe it’s just me
f1rstperson: weavemama: weavemama: so the president joked about committing genocide towards gay people……NO ONE should excuse a comment like this, america is such a backwards nation and there shouldn’t be any denial about it Proof that he actually
dannicaboodle: NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS ANIME IS LIKE A CONSTANT STRING OF THE BEST JOKES I’VE EVER HEARD
Lune (º✖º): tax gets exhausted and jokingly asks fiz to carry him because “shes strong”Lune (º✖º): shes like “no but i can compromise” then grabs him by his ears and drags him ringusdingo: ahahaLune (º✖º):
powerburial:pharmachimp:disgruntledseagull:acidbathcat:god this is so funny women r insane i love her dude pee in a paper cup and pour it in the box like lrn to logisticsi would literally piss in the litter box for a joke this guy has no ballsif he’s
ask-poison-joke: Awwww no don’t pout sweetyyy In fact, she can speak, but she hates speaking too loud ( a bit shy , like her brother ^^ ) <3 So adorbs~!
asksweetdisaster: That joke’s getting a bit old by now >:/ ((No really it is ^^;; I get it every once in a while. I meant for Sweet-D to sound like Sweetie buuuut….I failed to realize what else it could mean TuT)) X3
ask-poison-joke: daniel-siegfried: i’m sorry, I can’t get over this fucking adorable picture. this feels like the epitome of what a relationship should be. love. no matter what baggage, you love the other person with all you have. for those of you
crookedsin: officialunitedstates: you: tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke me: looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical
So people, do you know what it feels like to have an Eremes on your bed? No? Man, it feels good. /end of lame joke Anyways, yes. This is a painting my girlfriend did for me at her school (I guess this was an assignment of some sort and she chose to ask
earthnation: earthnation: now aquaman that hoe ok since this got no notes it looks like i’ll have to explain the joke soulja boy released a song called “crank dat” on may 2nd of 2007. one of the lyrics in the song was “now superman that hoe!”
sectumsempera: stranger-touch: So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA! It’s like your always stuck in second gear When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even
losertakesall: hello, tumblr. today, the third person in this past year that Alan served with in the army shot himself. he is dead. of the other two, one lived and one died. today, it was his old boss. they served in Iraq together. so, yes, gun
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kymeira:milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate:Plenty of current and ex porn stars including modern ones like Mia Khalifa and Sasha Grey were lured into porn by their older ex boyfriends so no I don’t think it’s funny when guys joke about their girlfriends
simplyfroggy:i was gonna make a joke like “oh haha normal people finding tumblr” but no, at least half the people in this video have tumblrs AND they’re directly responsible for at least one tumblr sexyman
devilsfruitsalad: nico-ya: this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing NO THIS IS BRILLIANCE.
I know this is likely just meant to be a joke and is not factual in any way, but I actually love the idea of “No.” being Pearl’s favorite word. ‘cause, I mean, Pearls were made to be servants and to obey orders (true for all Gems really but
breastforce: artemispanthar: I know this is likely just meant to be a joke and is not factual in any way, but I actually love the idea of “No.” being Pearl’s favorite word. ‘cause, I mean, Pearls were made to be servants and to obey orders
drfondue: destieltheory: acafenfan: wow no his face in that last gif tho in the second one he’s joking and teasing because jo is like his little sister but then she smiles and blushes and he realises she actually did have this massive crush on him
purified-zone: the-face-of-boe-they-called-me10: xrdj: Characters/Actors I literally do not know which is which for RDJ/ TS yeah like i there even a difference wait a fucking second there is no difference THAT’S THE JOKE FUCK
t92marihoene: the-absolute-funniest-posts: ratherdielaughing: are you joking that would be AWESOME NO. Never ever ever going in something like that.
emmugh: everyone’s making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow
