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cannibal-sloth: good-dog-girls: Cleaning up today and found all this stuff under the bed I share with my wife. I wanna live under your bed 赨 a month and it includes homemade meals something like 4 nights a week. Hope you like asian and spanish/mexic
nvclearbomb: tahreza: weloveshortvideos: flirting with bae like THIS IS SO CUTR This is literally how I flirt lmao
lucatiel: widowmetra dynamics are probably like widow would just come in like “satya you would not believe what i saw today” because she uses her sniper to scope out that gossip and symm would be like: “tell me”
Lmao my roommate is outta town for the week, so I’m completely alone for the first time in like….. months. And I usually only cook because he asks me to, so now that hes gone I’ve been literally just snacking on fruit and shredded chees
The whole reason I stuck around to watch Sweden laundry was so Bom and Soochul could at least like idk get together? It was the ONLY reason for watching this. There wasn’t even a confession from Bom like she literally just said bye to him before leaving
spockcoded:thepleasuregoblin:spockcoded:some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to meyou are all sick in the headsorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as
Lmao why do I always take a shower when I want to wet myself… I’m always like, “omg yes I’m gonna shave and get all nice, smooth and so clean!!!……. then I’m gonna pee myself lmao”It makes no sense, you’d think I would
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knightscrest: love it when mutuals i dont really talk to like one of my posts bc its like “glad i brought something to the table that you liked please dont leave me”
dogalyst: idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
lesbipoet13: adeathwaltz: Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the
heteromanticmarkiplier: B99 fans: but it’s a good show! It’s diverse and there’s lgbt characters! And they address police brutality and racism! It’s about good cops! Me: Yet like 99% of the fans I’ve seen just think it’s a good show and
likeful:man if there’s one thing i could say to (young) people who have just been diagnosed w bpd….. do not go through the tags or follow blogs dedicated to bpd like don’t do it
lmao…. I’m not sure I EVER believed women weren’t filthy perverts like me…. =P
LMAO… This is like… part of my personal belief system. Can you imagine if Nietzsche saw that shit? GAH
lmao OH MAN. Can you imagine this… I’d feel like God’s plaything….
lmao…. I love people who’s brains are as effed up as my own. I feel like we should have a secret society or something…
lmao I wish I had friends like this. =)
lmao Pretty much the gist of what I think every time this happens. Like fuck… you think its me effing dream to be TECH support? I need money, fuck off you poser bitch mother fucker. XD
lmao…… I’ve met men like this. I work with several in fact.
lmao If it wasn’t for Tumblr I would SO not realize things like this. <3
lmao Honestly I don’t like drugs, but this is funny still.
lmao… I have a pair just like this…
lmao. Why cant I have friends like this?
lmao. I have several memories like this.
lmao… Took me like 30 seconds to understand why this was evil… I really don’t eat candy… does it fucking matter that much??? Hahahah.
lmao…… The dogs just like… boob-stoned out of his mind.
lmao Id like to weaponism SJWs personally. Drop them all from a plane over say…. North Korea. They’d all die on impact of course, no parachutes… but still… =D
lmao… I like her style.
my new coworkers like me so much they invited me to get stoned with them and they totally think I’m cis lmao
niallimlegal: *white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
lmao nick youngs like wtf?!?
LMAO!!!! like Idk just laugh with me ma
mylittlesanity: cuethetrou: songsterbee: theprincesswashere: jamaicanbulma: lizoncloud9: Albert went in 😂😂 Raassssssclllaaaaarrt 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 He was on the other side like the fact that he was STILL typing !!! LMAO im crying….
snakeassassins: ryoubakvra: ryoubakvra: honestly the yami marik vs yami bakura duel was so hype in the dub, bakura is always calling yami marik a demon and it’s like, buddy….. you’re kind of calling the kettle black here lmao Yami Bakura: how
i feel like a lot of artists are like “you can talk to me any time you want! i like making new friends!” but then it’s like all the people you see them talking to are fellow artists and it’s like lmao nope.
people are always like “add me on snapchat,” “follow me on instagram,” or “follow me on twitter,” and i’m just like lmao shit i don’t have any of that.
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
ppl who try to stop u from doing what u want can go suck it like lmao nothing is gonna stop me from eating this entire chocolate cake bye.
so like. what’s it like to be romantically attracted to someone
prettyboyshyflizzy: kingjaffejoffer: tryllvester: cheyennecheyenne: WHAT is this, i have never seen anything like this How New York niggas do bdsm lmao “you been mad disobedient, ma”
audreyfle: thehighpriestofreverseracism: ntbx: afrikangyal: lovelylarayyy: kiaraalexisre: lovelylarayyy: Tyler Perry Looking At These Black Panther Numbers Like …. 🤔🤔🤔 “ Madea Goes To Africa ? “ 😂😂😂 Hilarious Lmao because
fartgallery: kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person Yeah man genetics are so weird amiright?
prettyboyshyflizzy: thecobrasnakee: I look like I can’t cook, that’s accurate lmao
I don’t understand why everyone is reblogging this now? This has literally been up the week after edc 2012, and only had like 15 notes until I reblogged it last week, now everyone is suddenly interested in Q-dance. lmao ohkay.
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
pussylipgloss: courtroom-brown: weloveshortvideos: Cool dad Lmao obviouslychild this is me in the future like hell this is so corny I’m screaming
captioned-vines: betterthankanyebitch: She sounds just like Bey…lmao Sky: [impersonating Beyoncé’s voice] “ I remember when Blue spent her first a thousand dollars. I said, “ How does it feel?” She said [flaps lips] “ I will never
janemba: I love looking at cute boys straight in the eyes as my train leaves . I’m jus casting spells everywhere I’m like 👀 and they b like 😳 and we be like 🌜🌛 and then I be like 🚂💨
h0odrich: I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’
goldenpoc: I hate when people be like “you wanna hang out on x day” but they don’t even hit you up the day of. Like bih, you ain’t hittin me up, I’m just gonna lay in my bed. You ain’t bout to have me get fully dress like a fool and I ain’t
carmenisyours: bishopmyles313: sobeitjayt: WILL THE REAL BABY MOTHER PLEASE STAND UP Lmao my worst fear One of my biggest fears too. Niggas is crazyyyyy now a days but hey y'all wanna play so can I. Remember now only get caught or leave clues if
lightskinlivinglavish: tinyrats: i hate him lmao
robotmango: i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll
lmao so someone tagged my chibi nep picture with “meulin” because they said she doesn’t look like nepeta from the way i draw her
aggressive-zebra: I don’t have a ”type”. If I like you, I like you. And if I like you, you’re pretty special. Because I hate everyone.
prettierboy: when people assume i’m straight i feel so insulted, like am i not gay enough?? do i need to step up my queer game??
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there was So much lagging, during one of the trasformation sequences I was like “and I’ll form the LAG”and someone was like “never skip lag day”and my friend was like I’ll gladly skip that
Honestly everyone I find attractive r always taken. Like someone came into work today n I’ve always thought he was hot n he said I looked v nice today and I just cry on the inside becus he’s with someone