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when that person who didn’t contribute shit to the group project starts to talk like they did everything
bmarg12387: Dad didn’t believe I really could hypnotize him, so he told me to give it a try to prove he couldn’t be hypnotized. Now as he sits on his knees, his pants off and his cock hard as a rock trying to act like I did not hypnotize him, saying
Did you hear that? That was the sound of my heart melting.
theicarustheory: no one was gonna do it so i did it oops (whispers if my japanese is wrong its googles fault) I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BEC TUMBLR USER DETTSU JUST EXPLAINED TO ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAICHOU AND BUCHOU AND I’M JUST GOMEN ABOUT
We did this the other day. Awesome. - D
I think she likes me…A few select pics per day from homagetothebest. Come see the Dr!
did you know that taco bell has a new potato burrito?I may have just found out…. <3
Little fact about Casey: When we went to go get her trained, we took a buncha courses and she did AWESOMELY and was really close to getting a service dog certificate but she couldn’t get one because she loved people so much that she would try to go
Did you know that Diamond dogs are very protective of their gems?They are.
i never thought this would ever happen but then it did and now i feel super pumped and confident
Did a little redrawwww
Having to explain to white people that acknowledging white privilege exists is like coaxing a toddler to tell you what they did wrong & promising they won’t get in trouble lol
shylittlebaby: check out my snapchat if you wanna see me cum solely from anal ♡
I can’t be the only one that thinks it’s really fucking weird to publicly post your GPA right
kisselexy:bogleech:this is like just a fourth of a whole musical medley addressing that you can’t live like the simpsons anymore. harsh :( DID MODERN SIMPSONS JUST DROP A WELL PRESENTED TRUTH BOMB
340 followers till we hit 10k like we did on the last blog. Cool! - D
scarlettrouillard: This is really important to me. I just got out of an abusive relationship and I hope that no one ever has to feel like I did.
antioxidated: It looks like whoever did this to him wasn’t expecting it to be effective (not that she’s complaining)!
petervincentmasterofdarkness: arkytiorthebadwolf: [ Wait. I read that all wrong in that thread!!! OMG. ROSE IS PUNCHING ME ON THE SHOULDER NOW. LIKE HOW DID I MISS THAT??? a;lskdjf;kl I TAKE BACK ALL THAT SHIP REPLY! THAT WAS ME BEING
nitoriaiichirou: talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father?????????
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
julia-the-fan: Ineffable Husbands Episode 3: Hard Times GOOD OMENS (2019)
she's baaaaaack.
I like how in Lars and the Cool Kids, Lars is like “I can’t drive a stick shift!” and Steven is like “I’ll control the stick” and Lars is just like:
I can’t be too sure but judging from that short promo it looks like “Watermelon Steven” is indeed boarded by Hillary Florido & Katie Mitroff as I thought since Steven looks quite a bit like he did in “Secret Team”. But
I like that bit in “Alone Together” when they’re trying to teach Steven that synchronized snapping-running-jumping routine because there’s that part where they all put their foot down but Steven puts his hand down and its just like how did you
*likes a post**in response, tumblr suggestion pop-up shows me four shippy pictures of a pairing I can’t stand even though its not even remotely related to the post I ‘liked’*What did I do to deserve this insult
I’ve been thinking of doing another daily draw project (especially since I haven’t really drawn in ages and that makes me sad) but instead of theming it after something specific (like I did with Viva Pinata) or too open ended (like I tried
bencumber: that shaky thing your voice does when you’re confronting someone or speaking up for yourself is the worst damn thing it’s like you have no intentions of crying but your nervousness overcomes your vocal cords and you end up looking like
moniquill: stfunithingas: ianthe: purpleweeble: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED.
fuckingdavestrider: vicvicious: mrs-loki-hiddleston: acutepencil: I did not order this box of cat. HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE I NEED dont lie the info is on that pamphlet it has a cat on and everything you sooo did order a box
reinbeer: why do cats just like leave their tongues out and forget about them what if humans did that too
when you say something and immediately regret it and like even like 20 years later everyone has forgotten about it but you’re still like ‘oh damn why did I say that’
did-you-kno: Source
thewomanwhoconsults: band-spamming: tooduhlou: did anyone else notice when british people try to sound american they either sound like a stuck up snotty girl from a movie or a ghetto rapper from the streets like is that what we are to you people did
kili-ing-me-softly: rachel4revenge: pelennorfieldsforever: the way I envisioned teenagehood did not involve crying over dwarves alone in my bedroom Don’t worry, the way I envisioned adulthood did not involve crying over dwarves alone in my bedroom,
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: Jean shrugged once more, keeping himself still from turning to bite Rome when he nipped his jaw. “So you were going to wait until you were threatened to let me go - like others did - before you brought someone
the-prince-of-mist: fuckyoujuliett: calamity-cain: theblacklacedandy: cosplaygen: (via Cosplay - Captain Jack Sparrow by Slava-Grebenkin on deviantART) YO DUDE I SAW THIS ON DA A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WAS LIKE “WHY DID SOMEONE SUBMIT SCREENSHOTS
ryeloaf: tanklawrence: spongyspice: teganxxx92: redhester: h0odrich: britneysbaldhead: teganxxx92: Daddy got donuts but only left a couple for me. He said he fucked these like he’s gonna fuck my pussy next. The inside wasn’t icing. he said
poeticus: anxiousbagel: emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people: “i would kill myself without you” “everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did” basically anything that guilts the other person into
most likely 99.99% gay... probably
thinhline:thinhline: veganbutt: sascoalition: Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did. Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463
kyleehenke: have you ever had a romantic dream about someone you know and woken up with a huge temporary crush on them and you’re just like where diD THIS cOM E FROM
prettyboyshyflizzy: cocaineteas: So many people here need this song… But like did you die? Fire
xcathenny: intergalacticleg: rumpledspinster: Warming her tootsies. me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever he bake the beans
did I ever mention how much I hate ovarian cysts???
walk-like-an-egyptian replied to your post: omg it’s so freaking weird when people who have… do you know whats worse?? WHEN PORN BLOGS FOLLOW YOU. like, WHERE DID YOU FIND MEEEE?? GURL ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!!! THANK GOODNESS I HAVEN’T HAD
Like a Drunken Athena
my mom is the chillest mofo out here and like no one can ever beat her like she’s truly the ultimate so while I was gone she happened upon an old movie called Stella Dallas and said it was about a mother-daughter relationship and so I downloaded
mrstevenlp replied to your post: so to celebrate the giga-almost-unpaus… im no homestuck but ive seen someone cosplay this character and was like nawplaybunny did it better whicih makes no sense cuz i dont even know the source material?? guess
watching old cartoons and like, i never noticed how inconsiderate dog was to cat in catdog, like yeah cat did mean things to him sometimes but dog would always be selfish and do things he liked even knowing that they were hurtful to cat im just, how
Did yall know Keiynan Lonsdale liked BTS?Did yall know he sang, dance?This man is perfect and an ARMY!
tangarang: “i love your art, but can you draw a little less ____ and more ____, again, thanks!!” ITS NOT LIKE IM GETTING PAID FOR ANY OF THIS OK.
cherubgirl: when ruby sleeps she probably kicks the shit out of anyone laying close to her, or rolls all over them. sapphire sleeps like the dead and stays stock still. usually ruby ends up either shoving her off the bed or laying entirely on top of
I’d like to challenge him! …to a pokemon battle of course :)
sighs softly did they really kill rani off like that
ppl who preach about their portrayal of a character being superior but their portrayal of said character changes their hair, clothes, race, body type, and to an extent their personality like wherE did the character go
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
I love giving guys head cause I swear every time I deep throat and go suck his buts and lick right on there gouch they go crazy twitching and spreading their legs like girls
