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puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
traceexcalibur: well it looks like we can’t make jokes anymore, NO jokes allowed, I can’t even make a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke, because— wait what do you MEAN I can still make jokes like that? what do you MEAN some humour is
toocooltobehipster: i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do” like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol
slutshunted: degraded-slut: subwhorexo: girlwholustsafteroldmen: Omg…. i want a daddy like this!! I want to feel like a true whore and fuck someone like this. Can I join? I’ll clean his dick after he uses you. I’m a fat ugly man you can
jjprentiss: madameatomicbomb: swoleinvelvet: I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out.
kaijuscience: it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes
truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas: i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that
doctorofdominance: “Those young boys can’t touch you like I can… please and fuck you like I can..Let me teach and show you what you’ve been missing. How it’s supposed to be”
swoleinvelvet: jjprentiss: madameatomicbomb: swoleinvelvet: I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would
markiplierfischbach: I feel like Dan and phil do everything together now. like obviously they live together but like you can’t get through an amazingphil video without him mentioning Dan and you can’t get through a danisnotonfire video without him
affectionatesuggestion: I want you to feel safe around me, like you can tell me anything. you don’t have to, but I just hope you feel like you can open up your heart to me. because you can.
owenhqrper: it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes
theelectrafrootfam: sadgaywerewolf: One day I wanna be rich enough that I can just like. Give away hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in like scholarships or grants or whatever. That when I see someone make a post like “hey can I get โ for
dat-soldier:you can put your whole pussy into what you do but you gotta accept not everyone likes your pussy
dongoverload: sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal
Me: bruh I feel like garbage in the way that only looking at monsterd can help at allMe, searching “monster” on tumblr: okay I mean I don’t understand why you would tag your porn with “monster” but can you just like chill a bit?
underthesamestar: Nezumi makes Shion a coffee at the morning and knows exactly how Shion likes it, even if they never had a coffee together before. MARRIED ;~;
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me
amadaun23:You think “I’m brave and I’m crazy and I can drink”. But it’s really like “I can’t socially talk to people without having a stupid fake confidence that’s obnoxious”. You think it’s like truth serum, but it’s more like
when you become accustomed to staying out for like 48 hours straight and not getting even a little sleep and can fully function the entire time is something i shouldnt be proud of but kinda am like i used to never be able to stay up all night i like my
affectionatesuggestion:I want you to feel safe around me, like you can tell me anything. you don’t have to, but I just hope you feel like you can open up your heart to me. because you can.
sulkycity: tbh tho if u wanna be my friend pls don’t message me “can we be friends?” legit just straight up message me about anything like u can come through like “FUCK ME I LOVE PLANTS” and i’ll come right back at u like “BITCH ME TOO
jjprentiss: madameatomicbomb: swoleinvelvet: I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On
so i have to take like 5 different pills like 2-4 times a day and they all cause dizziness and tiredness and im just uGHGHhfdg cause i literally can’t do anything but be awake for a few hours at a time and i just have a constant headache and im
i wonder if i can make 贶 in 2 weeks