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I like reading lists of pop culture references/easter eggs in a show/movie/game, since I can’t catch them all myself, but there’s inevitably always an entry that’s really tenuous, like: “This character is named Bob, which may be a reference to
castielcampbell: reveriewit: #but can we take a moment to appreciate how tony has taken the time to program a trash can like this #can we also appreciate that there was NOTHING there #that robert was pantomiming in thin air?
dudethatsgay:it’s so stupid that you can’t think your way out of the mental health trenches. like you can know exactly what is wrong, why it’s upsetting you, and you can walk yourself through all of it logically and Understand it but your brain
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
“Talent is when a guy can do anything with just a little effort, and when a guy like me can do nothing no matter how hard he tries.” “I don’t understand much about talent, but he says he can’t write anything good, even after practicing
nrgrandromantic: Nintendo can you stop? Like really can you stop? Can you cut it out?
jordan-reet: @Jordanreet: I love when I tell Anna she can borrow a book from my collection, and she can never pick just one. @AnnaBanks: Haha. What can I say? You’ve got some great books!
kinasty: musselback: you can make me do whatever you want me to, professor HES SO DUMB he’s like ‘oh DUH that’s cuz of me aha oops sorry….’ its ok prof my legs are extra strong now so i can ride u for hours
greencarnations: voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly.
staff: You asked for it. Here it comes. Messaging. Real, threaded, instant messaging. It’s in the latest Android and iOS apps, and on the web. Yep: Now you can talk to a Tumblr. This is a big launch, and it’s going to take a few weeks to get it
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
writing-prompt-s: writing-prompt-s: Your mouse cursor has broken through your screen and can now interact with the world around you. You realize that you can do everything in the real world like you can on your computer, but right clicking gives you
demetrria: “Sometimes, I wake up and I’m like “Why can’t I be normal? Why can’t I just…” you know? but I can’t so I don’t" - Demi
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zerosuit: trapcard: like I really don’t understand this mentality with Bernie stans. like your candidate isn’t perfect. you can still vote for him without making him seem like he’s the messiah. you still need to be critical of who you are voting
newjaxxcity: the-cringe-channel:Kill me i can just visualize the fedora, i can smell the cheeto dusted fingers used to type this. i can hear the milady left unspoken.
poordork: mercedesbenzodiazepine: iiiiiii…wish I could say I can’t believe that she just said this but…I can like when is this horse face ass bitch gunna die lmfaoooooo what in the hell Waiting for the day she busts hell wide tf open with
slaveoftheflesh: preachthepowerchord: hell-moshpit: itseasytoremember: ironpatriotisstupid: tickingtimelord: squirtle-stahp: ryanroasts: HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE
candiikismet: chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it?? She deserves
c0ffeekitten: Feeling the need to apologize for being mentally ill is a miserable, miserable thing.I’m sorry I can’t focus well, I’m sorry I get all scrambled when I talk, I’m sorry I get sad easily or for no reason, I’m sorry I can’t keep
chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it?? Clearly'The Clovers’
chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it??
I hope the week goes by quickly. Now that we have less than a week til we go to Kentucky, it feels like time is slowing down. Going home is all I can think and talk about!
moniquely: I need to grow more flowers so I can press them and frame them. Recently I’ve been fiening for tulips because they can be grown without soil, like, I can get a glass vase, surround the bulbs with marbles, add a little water, and grow them.
moniquely: ileftmyheartinwesteros: moniquely: I need to grow more flowers so I can press them and frame them. Recently I’ve been fiening for tulips because they can be grown without soil, like, I can get a glass vase, surround the bulbs with marbles,
nothinggreaterthanthebbc: Wow this so hot, she just can’t control herself around BBC, I can’t blame her. Don’t be fooled by our size boys, Petite girls like us can take whatever you got. Nicely done
It’s like she can’t, can’t comprehend, just why she can’t, keep a man She tries so hard to be recognize but stilll he dosent see the pain roll through her eyes Hair done check make-up check she make sure before he gets home the
missxnerd: thatphilipboy: -markdavid: There’s always that one person that can make you happy, no matter what the circumstance. When you are with this person, all you can do is smile and you feel like nothing can harm you. Everything around you stops
sirenssongs: “I feel like you can say anything with music. If it’s something really private you can always say it’s about something else. I always think I can get everything I need out of writing songs. It’s a really brilliant process. I
aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes
regcommathe: Adult Life TipDid you know you can buy those cakes at the grocery store without it being your birthday or any celebratory thing? Like you can just walk in and grab a cake and buy it and nobody’s gonna say anything. You can even walk in
annafofannabanana: can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers? like how can you not enjoy this commentary there is so much more i can’t even begin seriously
ladyhistory: annafofannabanana: can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers? like how can you not enjoy this commentary there is so much more i can’t even begin seriously OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO
I would like to be spit-roasted by the Hemsworth brothers, please.
abednadired: why can’t i just meet an awesome guy who i already magically know really well and we can skip the awkward part where we get to know each other because i suck at that like i can’t do it
averypottermormon: ladyhistory: annafofannabanana: can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers? like how can you not enjoy this commentary there is so much more i can’t even begin seriously OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ
cheatinggirl: kinkmore6969: That all you can fit, slut? Looks to me like we can squeeze at least a couple more into those filthy gaping whore holes. oh my god yes…. best start to my morning. If only I can find the men for this…
preggocaptions: Via text: “This? This is what you call ‘strong pull out game’? I can’t believe how huge I am already. And horny. So horny. You better be on your way over here. It’s not like I can get any more pregnant…can I?”
bartekko: vvthree: fallfeatherspony: laguzmage: Ah yes, my favorite well known action story about revenge, Ghost in the Shell i can’t wait to be utterly disappointed by this film Can we pretend this movie doesn’t exist? it’s not like i can
yourphysicsiskarkatrocious: aplpaca: kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper” no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.
judgmentall: halloweenpunkaesthetic: lewshifer: rinsleed: Damn. Went from can i fuck you to can you fuck me GOD JUST LOVE ME FOR CHRISTS SAKE STOP REBLOGGING THIS WITHOUT CRITICISM THIS IS SO FUCKING UNSAFE BINDING LIKE THAT CAN CRACK YOUR RIBS,
I just started watching The Office today and I’ve never seen any tv show more offensive than this one. But, it’s refreshing in some way. I can’t put my finger on it. It’s like- you can see all the bad stuff that can go on in the
leslielumarie: Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate every +Like I can get, but to be honest +likes don’t do shit for an artist. No one will look through your +likes except you. If you really like an artist give them some exposure, yknow? We work really
grimlolita: Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away
chinaija: emotional-cheerleader: slayfaye: Angel Rices’ tumbling never ceases to amaze me Like how…. How is this possible Bitch that first spin like she just jumped like I can’t even explain, like she just…did it?? How? How is this possible?
When pieces ache and break Promises shattering like bones Take in all the pain Hold it close Remind yourself This is what it is to be alive
I need an antidote, now what can you prescribe?
knowtherealcost: You can’t unpop a balloon, just like you can’t unsmoke a cigarette. But if you stop when you’re young, your health can become almost as good as a non-smoker’s. https://betobaccofree.hhs.gov/quit-now/index.html
weirdincestcaptions: If there’s a theme to my Christmas captions this year, it’s that, if you can’t find a tradition you like, you can always make your own… they can often be very rewarding!
gayleaf: vaginas are like cats being all mysterious and kind of elegant and interesting like you can never be 100% sure of what they’re thinking penises are like dogs like as soon as they want sex THEY’LL GET RIGHT UP IN YOUR SHIT AND LET YOU KNOW
Dawn lifted her feet up high and said, “I can lift my butt up onto the arm of the chair and you can fuck me like that, can’t you, Mr. Crude? That’ll work, won’t it?”“It’ll work, but I don’t think you’re going to be comfortable,” he
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Artie is like: “Is that a theme? Why are we doing marriage songs? What?” Sugar is like: “I can’t read your handwriting. What does that say?” Santana is like: “Mmmm, I still taste Brittany.” Brittany is like:
