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YAY, my first fanmail! :D Apparently you can’t reply to these things like you can with asks, hence the reason I’m posting it as a screen shot like this. Oh well. Thanks princessspice101! <3
jenn14u: hornyman4u: This looks like so much fun ! Can I play too ? Gurlfriends can be such a comfort on a cold winter’s night… oh my…lovely sissy lesbians….<3 <3 <3
rufffn: Katy Perry’s nice booty why can’t I be like her? Why I can’t have her body, beauty?
miroku-48: “(About graduation) I told no one among the members. I only told to Yukirin because I feel like she’s the only one who can understand me better than anyone else. Hell, I feel like she can understand me better than myself, even.”
loosepussyland: hugeholesholly: Let me know what you think of this video. I have so many more of them I would like to share. I think I’d like to see all of your videos, Holly. Can’t get enough of your huge pussy! So nice watching you give birth.
fat-pig-slut: Hungry cunt. Swallowing a can of shave gel. What a hot fat slut. She likes being humiliated, but I can’t see why, she has nice saggy tits, a fat flabby belly, and a puffy, sloppy, worn-out, loose cunt. Keep stretching your pussy,
hugeholesholly: Let me know what you think of this video. I have so many more of them I would like to share. I think I’d like to see all of your videos, Holly. Can’t get enough of your huge pussy! So nice watching you give birth. I’d
queerascock: cocksnasses: theguyspy: bigthingsss: Can you believe it’s flaccid? no. no no no. but yes. fuck yes. (via TumbleOn) Eiish…. UNREAL
thevultureking: sketched and colored my headcanon cecil?? he dyes his hair wow All these Cecil’s keep getting more and more amazing I can’t
owl-princesss: Do you know what time it is? MOTHER FUCKING SWEATER GIVEAWAY TIME Here’s da scoop: You don’t need to be following me. You can reblog and like once each. You need to be comfortable giving me your physical address so I can
Looking at these tumblr blogs like, why do you guys need the worlds cringiest titles? Like I can’t even tell other degenerates your names cause I’m not say “cum guzzling futa faggotry” or some shit out loud. Can’t we all
marco’s like JEAN NO but he’s also like JEAN..YES. Happy Birthday hachidraws! It’s a little late and these two losers can’t put together a nice birthday video even if their lives depended on it. But I hope you have a lovely birthda
Happy Valentine’s Day bleedinginkandsugar! Prompt was: “Jack finds out what happens to Bunny on their first valentines over chocolate. The things Bunny will do for love.” I haven’t read the books so I actually have like no idea
I guess a potted palm wouldn’t work for the Tree of The Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil, unless the Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil is a coconut.
tsgirlfriend:Not so fast, Jon. Before you can fuck me, you’ve got to show me some sweet oral love like only a brotha like you can. Not be a good boy and start sucking my pretty, pink penis.Umm… okay! Yum! Yum! Mmmmmm nice
Oh hubby, I know it doesn’t matter what lingerie I wear, I know I turn you on like you can’t imagine. Thing is, turning you on like you can’t imagine is what keeps my power over you. Now get on with the housework. | Caption Credit:
ratofponi: I was bored, so I tried out a new sketching style (inspired by lunaismywaifu) and gave the sketch a doxy-like coloration. I quite like it, and it was reasonably fast. Definitely interesting to play with. I can’t believe I even dared to
crybabykitten:Little things busy Daddies can do to make sure their little girl feels Daddy’s love and attention. ❤ Refer to her by pet names like princess, little one, baby girl, etc.❤ Refer to yourself as Daddy. Like you can say “Daddy loves
On the outside they’re all like “Be civil, Peridot” but on the inside they’re like “Hurry up and drop a slur so we can get this party started”
blackgirlsvevo: no offense but how are girls so damn pretty like I can’t go one day w/o seeing a girl so pretty that i’m partially reborn like no offense but can girls really chill
No shade but can we just stop spreading captionless/self promoted on/stolen content??? Just check the source and reblog it from there We “big blogs” are just as bad at it as scody aesthetic blogs and we need to stop
Why do so many dating profiles look like they’re bout ready to murder you !!!!???
“Don’t like it don’t buy it”God I hate this “argument” it’s just as bad as “Why don’t you make a game yourself then lol”It’s a free world. I can say the political correctness sucks just like you can say this shit here but unlike
glamydia: if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
8 Photos of Sasahara Souhei ★ Sasayan ★ Am I the only one who had like a huge crush on Sasayan in the manga too? He was just so cute like omg can someone just make me into a side character so I can steal him away :3
taehvn: “When you have a girlfriend and she disappears, you feel like you can’t live, right? Even when my throat condition isn’t good and I don’t feel like singing, I can’t imagine not being able to be a singer forever. So I think music is
eliceva:horanforirwin:I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world
betterbimbo: Be a better bimbo If you want to be treated like a dumb little toy … take my advice and dress like one. Can you imagine any one of these girls being taken seriously? Can you imagine anyone giving these girls a sensible task? Wear your
onlyblackgirl: profoundsavage: You better let his ass know girl yes. love yourself WHy men so bitter when women be loving themselves? Cause then they can’t guilt and pressure girls into bad relationships with them as easily when that happens
bigeyeddollll: chillassbill: melaninhoe: IF YOUR MOTHER IS BLACK AND YOU CLAIM U DONT LIKE BLACK WOMEN, UNFOLLOW ME. if you don’t like black women period, you can unfollow me too Honestly
brianatheotaku: godden: stop acting like you can “fix” asexual people by giving them unwanted sexual attention in an attempt to get them to reciprocate it stop acting like you can “fix” aromantic people by giving them unwanted romantic attention
truestoriesaboutme:bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could
//SCREECHES LIKE A DYING WOMBATLOOK AT THESE CUTIE PIES I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE CON OH MY GOD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDor maybe it was good that i didn’t see u bc i probably would’ve like kidnapped you
I’m an idiot and lost one of my birth control packs, so I can either pay ฮ for a replacement one, or wait until my insurance can cover it and pay ฮ for 3 in 2 weeks. Looks like it’s blowjob month for D. -T
direhuman: Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell isn’t
direhuman: direhuman: Executive dysfunction is like all of your abilities are on cooldown and you’re mashing buttons to try to do anything but your brain is just like “i can’t do that yet. that’s still recharging. i can’t do that yet. that spell
politicalsci: politicalsci: “My dream is to eradicate homelessness”. If you would like to donate to the Brixton Soup Kitchen Appeal you can through the following official [link] The Brixton Soup Kitchen can also be found on twitter [here]
bisexualshakespeare:truestoriesaboutme: truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas:i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right
kaijuscience: it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
daddy-dom-darksoulstice: leephoenix512: Bondage without restraints is about the sexiest thing I can think of. Can you really call it that? She can stop it any time she likes. She can move. She can get up and walk away. That she chooses not to…well,
affectionatesuggestion:I want you to feel safe around me, like you can tell me anything. you don’t have to, but I just hope you feel like you can open up your heart to me. because you can.
systlin: Seriously though, modern fandom, y’all need to remember that you can, like, ship multiple ships. Like I can ship two ships that are diametrically opposed, at the same time, because I like both ideas. You don’t have to choose one or the
owenhqrper: it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes
jjprentiss: madameatomicbomb: swoleinvelvet: I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out.
toocooltobehipster: i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do” like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol
deaft:4irl: hello everyone i’m a poor student in the uk and would u kindly send me a small amount of money (like 20p) so i can go buy me some food for the week. I have £5 but I’m aiming to get to £10 so I can get stuff like pasta that’ll last.
It’s an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bare your soul to and accept you for what you are. I’ve been waiting, for what seems like a very long time, to get beyond what I am. With you, I feel like I can finally begin. So I’d like
Weblena Day 8: Music/Dance!I headcanon that Lena can play the guitar and was probably like, part of a small grungy teenage garage band or something at one point and can like, do some real cool music MAGIC, so here’s them havin’ a lil music date back
truestoriesaboutme: ravenslunas: i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that
Here is my Blue Topaz and Rocky~Topaz is probably giving her a tour of her place and just getting to the part where Rocky can take any rocks she likes. I can see Topaz spoiling Rocky whenever she can X3I hope you like it~(animesparkleluv96-blog)
thorboner replied to your post: Can I still introduce myself? Cause that’s what all the cool kids are doing. I’m Susan, like hell if I remember my first ship and fandom, and like hell if I can pick a main ship. Plot twist the Asian is Chinese, I
traceexcalibur: well it looks like we can’t make jokes anymore, NO jokes allowed, I can’t even make a “why did the chicken cross the road” joke, because— wait what do you MEAN I can still make jokes like that? what do you MEAN some humour