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naturalandnude: feminafelis: This is a swedish advertisement for an energy drink. They are using a hairy model, which is like, so awesome I can’t even like explain it, omg. Wooo!
wishingthewifewould: I would like to see someone make my wife so fucking honey like this that she can’t even wait to take her clothes off and she wants the dick from him right away. So he just pulls the panties to the side and goes to work!!
people repost my stuff so fucking much, but it’s especially annoying when it shows up on my dashboard with like 10 times as many notes. lmao. that happens so much, i can’t even tell you.
hippygirl81: I can’t even begin to find the right words to explain the type of feeling my orgasms with him are like! It’s like every nerve ending in my body all firing at once!! It’s truly electrifying!!⚡️
I was sitting here thinking like when you catch rain/snow in your mouth you are basically drinking dinosaur pee because you know with the water cycle and everything and I think that is so epic like I can’t even
Did anyone else cry like a baby when Lori died on The Walking Dead? No? Just me? Okay . T-Dog? Died a hero . Like that episode was just too emotional, I can't even wah . My life is changed forever .
lady-neurotica:I can’t even tell y’all how much I love my body in the first picture. It’s like the cute little chubby girl I aspire to look like and it’s actually me. That one little roll there
kuro-d: The main reason why Toneri so bold on never approaching earth again.Like seriously, even when watching it for the first time, I feel like I can hear Naruto’s “Yea, come to earth, come to our wedding, LOL” in the subtext……..
wontxblackout-inwonderland: sureblameitontherain: I just… I can’t even… I posted this like in a minute and I have likes woah
#Just look at Snape’s face while Harry’s confronting him #like he didn’t WANT to kill Dumbledore #but now he can’t even deny it here #and then McGonagall aka BADASS MOTHERFUCKER comes swooping in #and the students just part like the
holyshitmyporncollection: sociallyunacceptableart: ……. erm The point of my blog is to make you cry. It’s like a car accident… Horrible, but you just CAN’T STOP STARING.
wegotplansforsammy: i-love-youtubers-282: wontxblackout-inwonderland: sureblameitontherain: I just… I can’t even… I posted this like in a minute and I have likes woah you woman are my hero. I said this to my boyfriend as a joke, and he
secretlover3: Nothing like pissing on my self and my face while its covered thickly in shit! You can barely even hear me talk! ;D Get the video at https://www.scatshop.com/shop/pee-videos/nothing-like-pissing-face-covered-shit/ LEGAL PRIVACY POLICY:
kellinjessegabejustinjack: sleepingatthehelm: of-mice-nd-sirens: when I saw this, I was like to my friend “omg, damn Vic. Looking fine as usual.” And she’s like “how the hell can you even tell that it’s him?” With my response of “arE
Yeah. That’s right. MY TONGUE CAN LIFT A CLIPPIE. BOOOOOOOYAAAH. And I feel like I leaned forward to like grunt or something (even though I didn’t… XDDD)
qtglitchgrl: if you’re gonna like 20 of my posts you could actually buy some of my porn maybe? If you don’t see something you like you can even commission me to make something just for you!
gayavatarstyle:Sokka: can you even imagine, US, holding HANDS, and KISSINGZuko:gayavatarstyle:Sokka: I don’t want to get arranged married! I like to make my own choices!Hakoda: come on son, I mean it’s not like you or Zuko were going to get
sallychanscraps:haha wow lapis and peridot are completely forgiven/redeemable even after they tried to kill people but jasper is not its almost like the fandom has complete bias for tiny ‘cute’ girls that big ugly ‘maculine’ jasper can’t fit
daintydjinn: (Even later) Summer Vibes pt. IIMade more progress with the Sombra model. My god I’m obsessed with her butt. Also her eyes.Full Res: Imgur | Uploadir
suckitbimbo: He’s out there somewhere, I know that. I can’t wait until he finally gets here. I need him. It’s, like, I haven’t sucked or fucked a single cock since, like, yesterday. Or maybe even longer! And I only just found out yesterday that
scientistx22-deactivated2022122:It’s so funny to see someone like you hopelessly lose their self control as they spiral into endless hedonism and gluttony.Can you even remember what your life was like before? Or have you fried your brain to the
kaida-draws: kaida-draws: Commissions are OPEN!! message me if you would like to commission me! Even if you can’t buy, REBLOGS > LIKES!!
thebootydiaries: phantasmagoricmusicgirl: thebootydiaries: um u “like classical music” but can’t even name any 2012 one direction songs? ok 😂😂😂 This post physically hurts looks like we got a fake fan here fellas 😂👌 christ almighty
I need something and I can’t put my finger on itSeveral days off from work might be a likely candidate
i feel like i haven’t interacted with tumblr peeps in a thousand years, what’s up with y’all
I don’t even care that this isn’t porn. Faora was a badass bitch in Man of Steel. Like, shit, that girl can kick some ass, I thought she was a better villain than Zod. -T
theabcsofjustice: I like how he relates it to a game in order to explain his strategy. He’s never given up his philosophy that games are important to human development and that even things like business can be seen as a game if you look at it in the
When I’m around someone with a different accent I tend to start to talk like them and I actually have to concentrate really hard not to do it because I don’t want to offend them but sometimes I don’t even realize I’m doing it?? Does this happen
cum-vid: Looks like it’s going to EXPLODE! Love it! *I also packed a few pounds and I really like it. I’m even wearing tight shirts to show my belly and I’m pushing it out very hard so it can be more visible. That feeling of people watching
naughtysalamander:male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot Can’t even stop myself. Im self conscious about it. So I like this. Ty.
ginkasu: I personally like the team assembled, even if it can be a pain to solve all the clipping. full resdon’t like group? vote now to let me know what you would prefer!
luffeh: Do you remember that time that Usopp was surprised that he could aim a canon and now he’s like “Someone half way across the country in a room through a window I can’t even see? No problem.” THAT’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THAT I LIKE.
billipiper: billipiper: And when you’re a pop star you’re always on duty. You’re suddenly a role model even though you don’t start out with ambitions of being a role model
cloesy: someone just told me that no one likes candy daggers with dura lmfao whatIt’s not like you can upgrade the damnthing so it doesn’t even matter wtf If you’re gonna try to rip me off you have to try harder than that LMFAO WHAT
callmekitto: ARE YOU SHITTIN ME RIGHT NOW LIKE LITERALLY ALL SHE SAID WAS YEAH MAKE IT PRETTY WITH LIKE, PINKS AND PURPLES AND STUFF MAYBE OTHER COLORS IDK AND HE JSUT FUCKING HE JUTS DID IT HE JUST DID IT AND DIDN’T EVEN CARE HE JUJST DID IT IN LeSS
why are you doing this cat? okay so i gave the ginger one a bit of wool to play with ON THE FLOOR and he keeps bringing it back to play with next to me… so i can’t even start knitting because he’s like ‘OOooOOh i’m here
what does it meant when a boy looks at you from really far away, almost like staring, but then when you get up kind of close they can't even look at you? it makes me feel like shit.
hvit-ravn: ‘kili? what the- what are you doing in my bed?!’ ‘nothing..’ ‘it’s because you had a nightmares again?’ ‘n-no!’ ‘it’s okay now. if you-‘ ‘i said-‘ ‘i know what you said. but i want to tell you that you can sleep
pinkmilkbutt: fem kili and fem fili agaainn
hvit-ravn: ‘do you want to steal my kiss, fili?’ 'you have something against it, little brother?’ 'hmm… if it doesn’t end only with a kiss, i would like it.’ 'you can be sure about it. i would like to steal something more
pervertedmermaid: I’ve always kinda loved guys keeping my panties on somehow…like only on one leg or just pulled to the side. Makes me feel like they want me SO much, they can’t even wait to get me completely naked.
ocebutt: dooptown: i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
doctorwfanatic: dwgif: There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe: warp drive, wormhole refractors… I just can’t with them tbfh
putzes:i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” like, i get it, i’m about
just-like-we-dreamed-it: licoriceplease: angelmojo: do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand? for example “36k wip destiel hs au on ao3” I can’t believe I understood all those words oh my
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post “Even if it was for a very short time, I really liked Greg spending time with the gems. He’s such a nice normal guy and the gems can be a bit jerkish to him but he still tries to be friendly with them
*makes the weapon a polearm even though that would be awkward as hell to pull out of your body*
the last line, “Love me like you”, is probably my favorite new bit. It makes the implication of the lines “I could/would even learn how to love like you” to mean “learn how to love myself the way you do” which is just… really nice.
the best part of the episode for me, like the absolute best, even better the unbelievably adorable reunion scene at the beginning, was Bismuth’s pep talk to StevenSteven: Everyone always tells me how great mom was. I just don’t feel like I can ever
sometimes I don’t yet have a migraine (or auras, which precede migraines) and might not even get one that day, but I can feel it just lurking around the corner, deciding on whether or not to come and ruin my day. Like, just move along, buddy, I don’t
mrhelicoprion:ofide:ofide:damn i wish i had #relatable intrusive thoughts like y’all so i could make jokes about them but all i get is things so horrible i can’t even put them into words ://but of course the idea that like intentionally spilling a
grubloved:my fav thing about tumblr is that u can say “i shot him with my autism beam” or whatever like a joke with the word autism in it and instead of it being depreciatory like it would be even word for word outside of this context it is
leanna-ashgrove replied to your post “"Kiss me or kill me, the choice is yours.“ ( I don’t even know…”Is Lea drunk like 90% of the time now omfgThat’s all I can think of when it comes to these weird rp memes. XD
sometimes i peek through ryoji RP blogs just so i can find new icons that i don’t have yet, because i like collecting ryoji icons, even though i never plan on RPing him ever i just like having them okay
fatedsong: butachankawaii:So here’s the thing. My friend who is like a brother to me and to my crush which is also my best friend crush and first love suddenly confessed to me!!! God!!! I can’t even look at both my friend-like-brother and my best
boobgrowth: “This is your idea of a practical joke? My tits are so big I can’t even stand up! Change me back, right now! This isn’t funny!” wish she was on top of me like this her tits are huge love them like this huge,mmmmm
