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felixluvsketchup: hopeful-bee: ren-allen: thuriweaver: darknesshaspurplehair: i-am-a-fish: everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours) Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this
era-eclipsed: felixluvsketchup: hopeful-bee: ren-allen: thuriweaver: darknesshaspurplehair: i-am-a-fish: everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours) Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this
I feel like I’m in a minority because my friends and I always wanted to see Klay World: Off the Table as kids, and now I’ve seen it like 5 times
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
chataek: Why does Sandeul always look like a three year old i’m not even kidding like-
What worries me about a lot of the internet is when someone asks for money for important shit people always seem to think “selfish and useless idiot, can’t earn like everyone else!” not “why the fuck do people have to ask for money for food
When I was a kid, I used to lie on the swings at the park like this because I could pretend I was lying across someone’s lap getting spanked. I was a strange child. I was looking for something else and rediscovered this photoset of Zoe Montana from
deenoverdami: nickey79: sizvideos: Video You are not born with hate and this here proves that Too sweet Look at how quickly those two girls jump up. Like if women aren’t the greatest things in this world, my god.Girls are the best.
godtricksterloki: lady-sith: ozzyosborntodie: me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man This is what’s wrong with kids today, they are what 12, 13? And dress almost like 17 year holds. Not cool man & look at the blonde girl she’s barely
i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?
sickfake: i hate when i accidentally say something about wanting to kill myself over a minor inconvenience really casually in front of neurotypicals bc theyre always like “suicide is not a joke!!1!1!1!” and it’s like????? i’m not kidding????????
So, I am literally just sitting here drinking and studying for psyc. I feel like this is not how I am supposed to spend my Friday nights…..
cornflakepizza: ladyamc1897: THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE READING FANFICTION AND A CHARACTER SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CUTE OR ANGSTY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY AND YOU JUST KINDA LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE
I have this kind of involved headcanon about maki’s family, but I’m kind of nervous to put it up, because it’s a little close 2 home and not the happiest in parts hhhhhh
vincentvangodot replied to your post “soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and…”Holy fuck, that’s disgusting, I’m so sorry. Of all things!yeah like… this kid is bad news, so I’m not horribly
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
harajukuhallyu: Teach girls it’s okay to not want kids. Or even like them.That they can be functional people without being a mother.That deciding into their 30s they want kids isnt bad and they’re not “too old.”Teach girls that they don’t have
secifosseluce: felixluvsketchup: hopeful-bee: ren-allen: thuriweaver: darknesshaspurplehair: i-am-a-fish: everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours) Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about
brittajj26: era-eclipsed: felixluvsketchup: hopeful-bee: ren-allen: thuriweaver: darknesshaspurplehair: i-am-a-fish: everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours) Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding
faggghaggg: Note that a man who claims not to know the significance of the eggplant emoji is quite familiar with the concept of sexting. 😎
luckyjak: me, occasionally, because I’m 30 and biological clocks are very real: strange. I feel like I would like to acquire a baby. me, after spending any amount of time near children: puppy. I’d like to acquire a baby puppy.
legs-are-just-for-show: what’s with nerds who watch cartoons going “YEAH YOU SEE DEFINITELY NOT A KIDS SHOW” whenever anything serious happens in them like why they gotta try and justify they even like cartoons by yellin that nonsense how about
Remember a few weeks back when we were talking about how this fandom loves the mundane even though the show is about amazing fantastical things, and we focus on the Gems doing super mundane normal every day things? ‘cause like that’s how I
My little sister was hate-watching a video that was like “10 episodes that prove Steven Universe isn’t for kids” or something and it mentioned like 5 times that some episodes were not for kids because Amethyst’s room is messy and
I always thought Petticoat Junction was, like, a Sesame Street-style kids show with, like, puppets where they teach preschoolers stuff in some small town with a train station where the Topic-Relevant Guest Star would come inbut it turns out it’s not
queefed: rlyjewish: queefed: You know what’s kind of beautiful? In British, you don’t really say, “butt,” you say, “bum.” I love that. bum. “In British” are you fucking kidding me no i am not fukcing kidding u,. this is tumbler.
jcatgrl: euphoricdays: yes they do yes they do are you kidding i know so many guys that are super rude like out of nowhere what if they’re gay and also find him attractive is that a joke everyone is at least a little two faced no they won’t not
gravedodgers: guilt tripping kids about their grades isnt going to help them its just going to make them feel terrible and probably not do it even more
greatwhiteprivilege: it’s better to not name ur kids so u don’t get attached to them
zlyphre: fuchsimeon: mishaisourking: gender-ikari: harpyholidays: bookerdewitt: antique-arthur: the-fact-rat: The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding. That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about
bythehearthfire: felixluvsketchup: hopeful-bee: ren-allen: thuriweaver: darknesshaspurplehair: i-am-a-fish: everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours) Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about
00incognegro: aaliyah-appollonia: shessofleeky:What’s wrong wth saying you don’t like kids tho? It sounds so weird for adults to boast about hating or disliking kids when all kids do is exist. Not wanting kids/not wanting to raise kids is one thing.
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
buttsofjustice: merrilly: children are humans. babies are humans and if you talk about them like theyre just horrific little demonic shit machines then i do not like you #you can not want kids or want to be around kids without fucking talking about
zelour: that feeling of when you’re in a group of friendsbut you’re not really in that group of friends every fucking day
abakkus: U know what’s a fuckin obnoxious trend that needs to die When people who don’t like a character can’t be content with just not liking them, they have to prove they’re morally right in that dislike. Like… It’s not that serious kids.
fartgallery: kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person Yeah man genetics are so weird amiright?
dynastylnoire: lordbape: I just don’t fully feel like a lot of Black kids feel like they deserve to capitalize on their creativity meanwhile a lot of white kids grow up feeling entitled to and they’re not even doing shit. So many Black kids grow
hoodrichjay: tbh I honestly feel so bad for this little boy. He just being himself. Minding his business. What the fuck do you look like making fun of a kid that’s like 13. A KID. This is not ok. Ignorant is really fuck bliss. It’s ok for girls to
unfauxgettable:things that are fine: not liking kids not wanting kids things that are not fine: being rude to kids because they are kids joking about child abuse because you dont like kids
lovecoralei:lovecoralei:Hot take, but if you see your baby struggle through five hours of homework and then you get pissy because they drag their feet about doing chores? You need to reevaluate. Like I’m not saying kids shouldn’t be taught responsibility
000minimalism: i look like a mermaid tbh 🌻🌻🌻 WHY am i so slept on??? like..im so cute. gimme attention. mermaid in ur presence.
gothhabiba: girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶 like the models photoshopped in magazines back then, only more accurately
ivyaura:i love when ppl are like “you must be freezing in that!” when im wearing like skirts, thigh-highs, etc like yeah im kinda cold but im not changing my slut aesthetic im not weak
officialcrow: doodlesbytara: hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud
having a very small life crisis - all my friends are pregnant or getting engaged and living together and im not even close to that and I thought they were weird and moving quick but maybe im the weird one?? but im 22, im not ready for that life!!! and
allie-nicole: aubreytruthfully: decisivelychallenged: [x] Never has more truth been spoken. I’m too far into this fandom to ever leave. It ate my soul…I’m not even kidding. Sam didn’t get his soul back, they just put my soul in there instead.
heedra:not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv
medimeedes: SO you guys are telling me In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its
frankoceans: frightened-jew: THIS KID LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME HOLY FUCK I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING SOMEONE GIVE ME HIS CONTACT INFO I’M POSITIVE THAT WE’RE RELATED the chick looks like kendall jenner If u look like that plz give me ur contact info
kwindraws: “This Is Not What I Expected” fanart because this movie always makes me feel happy and fuzzy inside and I’ve watched it 4 times this year already 😫😫😫 I listened to the soundtrack on repeat while drawing this 🙃 Loooooooved
mrs-chief: mrs-chief: drunk and losing it over Kashiwagi playing the keyboard during judgement again its like when you were a kid and you got rockband but you didn’t have enough siblings to play all the instruments so your dad had to play with you
Last night after Rob finished fucking me he cuddled me from the back while I had my legs crossed and I kid you not I kept cumming a good 3 times after to the point where I was still getting wet and I felt it on my thigh and Rob laughed cause he felt my
00incognegro: aaliyah-appollonia: shessofleeky: What’s wrong wth saying you don’t like kids tho? It sounds so weird for adults to boast about hating or disliking kids when all kids do is exist. Not wanting kids/not wanting to raise kids is one
![allie-nicole: aubreytruthfully: decisivelychallenged: [x] Never has more truth been spoken. I’m too far into this fandom to ever leave. It ate my soul…I’m not even kidding. Sam didn’t get his soul back, they just put my soul in there instead.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d9mvrTRs1qjxl1no1_250.gif)
