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ukitakess: I’m still confident that Sarada is Sasuke and Sakura’s kid.The DNA sample Suigetsu used could most likely of been Sasuke’s, hence why it was a match. I mean, Suigetsu’s a bit of an.. airhead, so he might of just simply mixed them up.
the-prince-of-mist: fuckyoujuliett: calamity-cain: theblacklacedandy: cosplaygen: (via Cosplay - Captain Jack Sparrow by Slava-Grebenkin on deviantART) YO DUDE I SAW THIS ON DA A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WAS LIKE “WHY DID SOMEONE SUBMIT SCREENSHOTS
roseburger: kumasenpai: mrdappersden: GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF Wow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series. are you fucking kidding me ubisoft
deaththegirlx: been off school the past todays and got board so heres some of my favorate games and movies i liked as a kid and still nowif you woud like a review on one of the movies just ask me in my ask box some of my favrate movies are missing on
cointelproskater3: where are they getting these throwback ass kids from? why they dress like minor characters from good times? The first boy was forced to take that photo by his white adoptive parents IIRC and the second boy was selling waters, not
thelovelybones124: Say at least one good thing. It could be anything 🤗💖 I’m good with my hands. I’m the extended family’s handyman/mechanic. I’m a good family man for my wife and kids.
Elastigirlis thicc than a muhfucka….I’m in this theatre with my kids like damn they getting a lot of ass shots in this movie lol
i-really-heichou: When Fuku-shuu does the knk/snk crossover with Akkey as Armin and Annie’s kid, then my life will be complete. But like how?? How does Annie even redeem herself and have her own happily ever after?? Or maybe she is still on the run
And just so that last Anon knows, I not mad in this slightest! That did make me laugh, as does the old trope. But ‘odd hairstyles’ is so confusing!!Also I’m mildly embarrassed considering they predicted, like, the next three fics I wanna post
hiddlestalker: swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
deanskhaleesi: You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast And it feels so good, it’s like walking on glass
geniusimperfectsillyme:Bruce looks like that lame kid from school who is about to introduce his cool clique to his parents.‘mom this is Tony and he doesn’t like being handed things’
vtm-kid: sick of me singing yet? LOL alright here’s a snippet because I don’t know the full song. like always -__- Thinking About You - Frank Ocean
monkeywiki: monkeywiki: What is with the trope of strong girl characters (like teens and kids) growing up to be docile domestic housewives with no character substance/depth/personality whatsoever completely going against like everything they stood for
hoozen2002: slut—wife—caps: Me to like a giddy like a little kid on christmas
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
soundsof71: New York 1977 feels like London 1966. Kids are rocking out like the sky’s the limit– making music that’s never been heard before.
pondsgone: thelizardwomanfromthedawnoftime: welcome to the doctor who fandom SONTARANS ARE MY FAVORITE BECAUSE REMEMBER THAT ONE EPISODE WHERE THEY WERE LIKE SAVED THAT KID’S LIFE BUT THEN WERE LIKE “I hope one day to kill your species in battle”
klubbhead: anarchapella: klubbhead: Holy shit Idk I don’t see anything wrong with this? Like drug tests are bullshit and she was probably doing it to keep her job, and it wasn’t like harming her kids? I don’t think it makes her a bad parent.
how can some people NOT like redheads, like, are u kidding me?
itsraininbritishmen: cherryskies: everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt my dad met Tom Felton fishing once and told him that he looked like “that weird blonde kid my daughter has on her computer background”
uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought i have now when someone gets even remotely romantically close to me is “how will they ever like me when i’m so fucked up” followed by “they don’t deserve to be with someone
tastefullyoffensive: Janet is the hero we need. (via Manda_like_wine)
churchsext: i hate when people say wikipedia isn’t reliable because anyone can change it like are u kidding me have u ever tried to edit a wikipedia article they instantly ban u for like removing a comma
mcarip2: Oh hell yeah! Like a starving man. Like a fat kid eating cake 😳😂
mrmagicstick777: illeatutilucum: Feed me like this I feel.like…. The most important meal of the day 😉
fatnolagal: thickdickkeith: cakesdeep08: blkbutterfly816: mentalorgasm: jrdanse2: Can I wake you up like this??? What happens in the middle of the night when you fuckin with me 😈😈😈 I would love getting awaken like this Love gettin
la-diablareina: There was 2014 Hilary who was like “send vulnerable kids back to US funded violence” and now there is 2016 “I need Latino vote" Hillary Like I understand the Latino vote is so precious and valuable but it’s funny to
do what you like, like what you do.
decyphers: palverk: rookieriot: rnoonprism: ahmoses: braydaaan: kosmokiss: dopeangel: coolest fucking gif is this gif from the future because its only 2013?!?!?!? is that what 2019 looks like she looks so chilled, i like that guys november
contrist: I want to sit with someone at 3 am and talk. Like really talk. I want you to tell me what keeps you up at night, that dream you keep having, what certain songs make you feel like, what you think happens after death. Talk to me about your family
realdwntomars: Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a
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suspend: boys who like kids are extremely adorable
forcenturies: don’t treat your followers like fans you’re literally a kid with a blog calm down
thecommonchick: When my kids ask me if they can have a puppy I’m going to be like heck yeah let’s get 87
mariasirgani: ri0t-grrl: My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it just like me
champagnepadre: how ppl put on false lashes like 👁👌🏽 boop! Like no my kid……. I try putting on one n i am covered in glue…. my arm is broken… my leg? Sore… my eye? watered💦.. my hair? Gon.. If this aint fucken true 😂😂
pandemicofpreposterousplatypi:wildeaboutoscar:imaginedragons:what real mens activists look like (see more here)Just so you know, I love all of you. This is really important though. Like we women can talk all we want about how feminism is just as much
sarcasticlittlefuckk: come cuddle with me.like really cuddle.get under the blankets and wrap your legs around me.kiss me like you’ve missed me.i’ll tell you that i love you and you’re beautiful.i’ll smile bc I’m the happiest when I’m with
ethelreds: people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg. even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!” like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE. I WILL
coltre: the idea of someone liking me back is so abstract in my mind. when you kiss me I feel like I am floating. do you really wanna kiss me? are your hands really on my skin? you push me closer to you. is this really happening? you kiss one of my arms.
4amskin: Lying naked beside you in that tiny apartment, it suddenly hit me that I was part of this whole larger thing, just like our parents, and our parents’ parents. Before that I was just living my life like I knew everything, and suddenly this
This looks like me at night. Literally I’ll get to hot then I’ll get cold at 1am then I’ll grab you like a your my doll hehe
persoenlichkeit: tanaebriana: Long distance relationships so shittyYou text bae like “come here”He be like “on my way” Yall both know damn well he aint coming but you pretend he is anyway hahaha feel this
