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I like giving my kid brother titfucks, but I would like it more if he lasted longer than two seconds. I guess he’s as obsessed with my big tits as he said. I’ll have to get him used to them.
greatdelusionengineer: But, Karen…Karen, honey. You are my wife. I am your husband, the father of your two kids. I am Tony and I am 45 years old. Karen, you’re freaking me out when you keep forgetting that and you start treating me like I’m
the-queen-of-spiders:Hey, anon who told me I looked like braindead ginger kid from the early 90s, what do I look like here?
kruel-kid: where can i find a job like this?
dragonz500: What are these kids eating??
moccoe: Rainbow macaroons There’s like, a direct correlation between how many Alpacasso photos other post and how many mini tantrums I have. This is like being a kid and keeping on seeing ads for fancy, light up Polly Pockets and freaking out
cheesoart: The beta design is adorable~ I guess @funsexydragonball would like this one I do!Would like it better if could see dem sweet ta-tas.
“The Memo Block” A block of 1200 paper notes designed by Kenjiro Sano to look like a block of wood. A comment on the relationship between wood and paper, not only the block itself, but each individual note of paper is printed to look like
He looks like a Stoner kid I knew in high school…..he still looks like that, just older, grey, and less teeth.
sssn-neptune-vasilias:DOES THIS SHIT LOOK LIKE TEEN TITANS GO BUDDY?!?! GET HYPED!!!!Okay, I’m hella pissed it looks like they couldn’t even give this series enough of a chance that the animation has to be this shitty. They can’t even animate them
indica-lungs: I like when my buds look like diamonds. Chocolate Hashberry, only from Canna Cruz.
No one can Zoe. Not like how you make me happy no one can do it like you do it…
littlegirl-whysosad: allornothinglove: violence-of-action: I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father. I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say I want a guy
cheezybananaz: #NoFilter Just kidding haha I couldn’t decide. I originally wanted to go with the black and white one but I ended up really liking their skin tone…..I don’t knoooow. Thank you cakeis for helping me decide (by not deciding either
that awkward moment when you and your friend are fucking with each other over favebook and some chick jumps in and is like "stop talking shit you stupid hoe" and youre just like "dude were kidding calm the fuck down and mind your own damn buisness."
nehchael-deactivated20111215: INTERVIEWER: You’re a troublemaker? You look like a clean-cut troublemaker. *lots of talking* BRUNO: Don’t let the looks fool you. GIRL: Really? What, are you like, were you in a gang or something? BRUNO: I punch small
Am I crazy or does that kid look at you like she knows everything
made a new video. my rendition of Frozen. hope you guys liked it! :3 You guys can watch it here :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsyfRbRIkDI Hope you guys like it.
naughtyvixens: you kids sure like your jade/roxy
No but like the Gems are hilariously clueless adorable dorks. Pearl’s like “I saw some police tape once and all the humans wouldn’t go through it so I think it’s like a force field or some kind of human repellant. Idk, humans are weird” And
chakuufoxdragon: So expanding on the ‘gems might be computer programs or something’ theory that came up because Amethyst glitched like a computer when her gem was cracked. What is their deal with credit? Garnet was like ‘it was my idea to get the
OK but like waaay back in March I was trying to draw a Pearl and Zazu comparison but I abandoned it but I still have the sketch at first I was just drawing it because I like Pearl and I like Zazu but it occured to me just how much they can in common
I think Carnelian would be a good name for, like, a warrior Gem. Like a general or some other commander-type or a vanguard. Just based on how the name sounds, it just sounds like the name of a military leader to me. Maybe because carn- as in flesh which
tbh, I probably can’t, like, objectively critique Sardonyx’s design because I love women in suits too much so, like, people criticizing it may have good points but I just look at it and am like “Are you kidding, this is great!”. I am just super
banshees: metalbatteryzone: Software Creations: *in the middle of development for Solstice* Okay so we need an intro theme to set the mood. Something folky, like medieval times. Think you can try your hand at that? Tim Fucking Follin: Yeah I got ya,
I always thought Petticoat Junction was, like, a Sesame Street-style kids show with, like, puppets where they teach preschoolers stuff in some small town with a train station where the Topic-Relevant Guest Star would come inbut it turns out it’s not
your-reply: they look like two kids who like each other who accidentally made eye contact across the room at the school dance nerds
zwamboobs: I’ve seen people on tumblr and twitter be sarcastic like “the news will be like unarmed black man killed by the police spent 2 weeks in jail back in 1999” but I didn’t think I’d actually see something exactly like that mentioned
shimmerest: sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
When I was a kid and my dad would call a restaurant to make an order I used to believe he was saying “I’d like to play señora” instead of “I’d like to place an order”. So for years I used to believe that you had
ofools: minesottafatspoollegend: hollowedskin: why is this goat so pretty?? it’s like a fairy? what kind of goat is this??? It’s called a Gulabi, and if you want to see something even better, the adults look like this. why does it look like
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
ivyaura:i love when ppl are like “you must be freezing in that!” when im wearing like skirts, thigh-highs, etc like yeah im kinda cold but im not changing my slut aesthetic im not weak
abcnewsofficial: do you ever just lie in bed and play with ya bootyass like not even in like a purely sexual way like…ya know just giving it a little boop…ya know tap tap mic check one two one two Omg I do this wait Broston do you do this?
sluts-n-prudes: Does anybody else really like it when someone plays with your hands? Like when they just grab your hands and massage them or when they hold your hand and move your fingers around and then kiss them. Does anyone else like that or am I
noivern:*sees a realistic drawing* i want to draw like that*sees a rough messy drawing* no i want to draw like that*sees a cute simple drawing* no i want to draw like that*sees a heavily stylized drawing* no i w
awww idky but this is so cute to me maybe cuz its like kind of a perfect setting, i mean look its like they are living in a shack on a beach with like a pot and a coffee cup and thats it. it looks so simple and cute
beyoncebeytwice: i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying
alienswerve:sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
