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hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
shimmerest: sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me
ladynorthstar: gaporter: Boy I’d run to him like hell… stop making me want to watch this I’ve got FUCKTONS of shit to watch alredy ;A;
tooquirkytolose: ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reason
skullduggering: beatonna: We are touring King Baby in some schools and I love the kids do you like hot dogs?
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:“why do adults always comment about how tall you’ve gotten” listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the
wnterfalcons: we just got our asses kicked. by a kid. a kid. how old was he? 20? 21? that’s embarrassing. SAM WILSON and BUCKY BARNES in FALCON & WINTER SOLDIER (2020), art by Federico Vicentini
rabbittwalter: gamtav88: brooklyn-knight: jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore
mexicanoprince: duxford-air-museum: wizardshark: dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this im the same way with Chopped
This kid who was hitting on me a few days ago just posted about “crying and being disgusted” with certain kinks like….
recursorsprite: I really like how in “Frybo” Steven pretty much immediately tries to get the gem shard to Pearl after he finds it and figures out what it does. I mean, there are so many shows where the exact same premise would end up with the kid
when I was a kid my favorite type of dinosaur were ankylosaur at first and then it was dimetrodon (I now know they’re not dinosaurs but at the time I was unaware of that). Then I decided I could like both because they were both awesome And really,
The credits ‘music’ for “The Kindergarten Kid” is just ambient ocean sounds
micaxiii: impudent-scallywag: Guys, you are missing out on this! This happened, in a kids show, and everyone still accepted it. Nobody made a big deal out of it! This is great. Thank you, PBS Kids. This is from the brand new episode of Arthur btw, Mr.
posteriorpeasantpresents:kneworder:NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE DEGRASSI
tigerfan371:Kidding? Does it look like I’m kidding honey? Now get over here and give your mother a fucking I’ll never forget.
twiii: sourpatch-kid: fromchaoscomesbeauty: Oh my god, it’s like a little kid! AWWWWW omg
violent-choices: whitegirlsaintshit: afrofilipino: thagoodthings: dylvnthevillaina: kiamonsters: bvsedjesus: Kid Ruins Thanksgiving Dinner Is this reall!!!?? White people let their children throw stuff at them. This look like the same kid who
raptorific: FOR KIDS
nailpornography:asabree: “Fine, Evan. Here it goes. When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem, and it’s not even that big of a deal. Something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. It’s–for some reason, I would just kinda sit around all
Now that we’ve seen Shiro and keiths backstory relationship, I really hope they don’t go with sheith as romantic and just keep it brotherly. My reasoning it’s a kids show. Making Sheith cannon now looks too much like grooming. Guy picks out loner
lucidnee: Livin wit kids means u randomly see arms layin around And puzzle pieces. Baby doll arms and puzzle pieces all ova ma damn house. And this boy got one more time to not flush a toilet and have the bathroom smelling like a middle school boys
lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth.
spiroandthelacktones: spiroandthelacktones: Something about transparent purple plastic makes the 90s kid in me react like an excited chimp Me: *sees this* Banging my fists on the table: YES YES YES Hell yeah!
futureblackwakandan: dollayolo: blackqueerblog: This baby got bad vibes. I would like to say I’m surprised, but that would be a lie teaching your kids racism should be considered child abuse ugh GIRL Can’t even lie good yet, but she
hazurasinner: Korrasami family! So, I received a couple of asks about Korra and Asami starting a family, and I was like, WHY NOT?! XD They love children and know how to deal with them so I doodled three kids (I started with one but then my hand slipped.
gaysubtexts: okay so we all know that Niall doesn’t really appreciate the miracle of childbirth but he actually looks adorable with kids God help me Read More
Seriously why the fuck are you going to text me at 10 at night asking if I could watch your fucking kid with less than a day’s notice? Christ in a hat I am so fucking done. Get a fucking clue and watch your own damn kid. God. I did months of this,
thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish
jess-b-xo:k but where the actual fuck did robert find like 30 freaking kids??? did he just go driving around in his soccer mum minivan inviting random kids to his birthday party???
maydei: katara: It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances” It’s just like, Oh no, kids
detectivekev: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: Weird Kid At A Sleepover “Do you ever lay awake at night and think about what it’d be like to DIE? In A FIRE?”“…WHO THE FUCK INVITED YOU HERE?”
luxwing: kids who draw with a mouse in MS paint and they have those bright neon colored fox OCs are innocent and precious honestly and seeing adults twice their age make fun of them is disgusting like damn. let kids have a childhood for a while holy
afternoonsnoozebutton: dearratbastards: brkthru: grumpy cat has a brother Are you kidding me Do they look like they’re kidding you
thecomeback-kid replied to your post:man, i should’ve gone to oakland for the neutral… it feels like everyone is going to see nmh in oakland! where did you see him two years ago? at the fox theater when i was still living in oakland. i’m
just-shower-thoughts: In fifteen years, I’ll be complaining to my kids that they don’t make memes like they used to.
sicklysatisfied: I wish that I could be like the cool kids, ‘Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in.
frenchiefried:Hi I want to let you kids know how effective these walk outs are: public schools are payed by attendance. Meaning if you’re not going to class the whole school isn’t getting payed their share. Now if it’s just like the normal kid has
frantzfandom: gaypocalypse: when people call a dad looking after his own kid “babysitting” lmao, the professor for my gender and sexuality class brought this up last semester when we were talking about gender roles she said her husband was like
kahlo-kid: thecrustychicano: oh hey look something the media doesn’t want you to believe exists This picture has always made me so happy ZOE LOOK I REALLY LIKE THIS
Brostonnnnn are you kidding me your spam is so good omfg. Like really thank you so much it made me ridiculously happy
ginnydear: harry potter is the father who rarely raises his voice in a mean tone. when he yells, it’s to catch attention, or in the heat of goofing around with the kids. he hates yelling at his kids because of anger, because he never wants them to
yougottahaveseoul: whoreshiip: Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”
such a fun day!!! went to a big petting zoo type farm and a dairy farm then went to my mothers boyfriends house to meet his kids and then his parents farm which is a huge property which looked like a little village from holland. there was barns shaped
when we were younger this guy was being really mean to my sister and bullying her and my dad came in to talk to the principal but the principal was just like ‘boys will be boys’ so when we were leaving my dad saw the boy running really fast in our
idrathergoforgirls: storyofthislife: i still ask “you promise?” like a little kid. cause I am a little kid fym
I kind of hate how as a kid you have it wired in to you to WANT to be able to drink coffee so bad but then when you’re an adult you wish you didn’t NEED coffee just to be able to finish a sentence in the morning
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
Can someone please tell me what episode of Monkie Kid had Pigsy dress like this? I wanna see how long the scene of him in his boxers lasts
More concept art for my film! now including the little kid the before and after process of my backgrounds and the second part concept background art! The second part is supposed to look a bit messier and bold because it’s basically the kids imagination
I’m only doing what must be done.
galtenoble: i just like drawing these kids doing happy normal kid things, dammit.
ugh goD recruiting the kids means i gotta LEVEL UP MY UNITS BIG TIME BC THESE KIDS LOVE TO START FIGHTS WITH THUGS THAT ARE WAY TOO STRONG FOR THEM
laynewarner10 replied to your post “thinkin abt kids ” Is Sun like a father-figure for Summer? sun is her dad-o :3
Everyone in my family better stop having damn kids cause I’m sick & tired of spoiling all their asses on Christmas
vampireapologist: do u ever see stuff customized for little kids and get blown away by how small……children are like…….those little little tiny chairs in preschools…..so small……they sit in those and do their work…….what does someone
