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caitlyn-rain: osobigbear: I carry this water bottle around on purpose because I know the kids will ask me why I have a pink one. This is how every convo has gone: Kids: Mr.C Why do you have a pink water bottle? Me: Because I like pink, why? Kids: Pink
queeniman: thecouscousking: quickweaves: you know he dead Only in London smh this kid is literally the only Caribbean/African kid to get this brave in public CRYIN WOW! This kid deserves a real slap across his face. Wasaq oo edab daran
You wish you were this cute as a kid. Nah I’m kidding. I was a pretty ugly child. I’m lucky to be able to look like this now. Lmao.
last comic got a lot of fellow gays feeling rly defeated…the tags made me sad… tutoring/teaching isnt all bad! i like it still. despite the emotional obstacles! Kids are very funny and i like to spend time with them. anyway.. this is how
boofbagbandito: parents don’t realize how much they fuck their kids self esteem up just with simple shit like not paying attention when they speak, or telling them to stop being goofy. like let your kid be them. everybody already gon give em a hard
spiraphobia: spiraphobia: A kid gets distracted by “something” during class. Side-note: Click the CC icon to enable the English subtitles.
God damn anti vaxxers piss me off so much, they’re just as bad as climate change deniers. They’re fucking up everyone’s future but act all high and mighty like we’re the idiots for wanting to live beyond 20!
visibilityofcolor: I hate it when people are so against teaching young white kids to recognize their racism. Like people will literally say shit like “oh they’re too young to be taught about racism, that’s harmful!” but like children of color
silvermoonphantom: ironinkpen: concept: after a few meetings, miles’ dad finally realizes that spiderman is like. a kid. and not even like a college kid, an actual, legitimate, “thinks dropping his voice actually disguises it” child. after his
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
what-a-shnook: “You remind me of my kid sisterShe read so much, she got a blisterA big one, I mean bigOn her brain, what a shnook!”—Bowser, “Ignorance is Bliss” Some concept art of what Bowser’s ‘kid sister’ might’ve looked like. Don’t
i proudly maintained a low c high d average between 8th grade and 12th grade. just barely enough to graduate, but not enough where they were expecting shit out of me. the fuck i look like standing out?
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
takanoboo: I feel like makishima would be the kind of guy that really small children are drawn to like they’re fascinated with his face and voice and want to pull his hair, but they make him so very nervous and uncomfortable
My roommates have made the comparison that the show off my flight rising dragons so much that its like a parent showing pictures of their kids in their wallet
Beja says the kids call this the “booty tree”. Honestly I’ve seen women out here who have ass just like this. #smh #sowrong #tree #strange #kids #weird #instaphoto
whtvrnina: I get so annoyed when people are like “we don’t need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who aren’t having sex” then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because
marzipanandminutiae: the thing about millennials who don’t want kids is I feel like a lot of them are deeply On Board for their friends’ kids like I’m among the minority of my friends in definitely for sure wanting kids someday but each of my
luckyjak: me, occasionally, because I’m 30 and biological clocks are very real: strange. I feel like I would like to acquire a baby. me, after spending any amount of time near children: puppy. I’d like to acquire a baby puppy.
why do white people age so fast… theres like this kid in my class with some fucking wrinkles already like jeez
I like how in Lars and the Cool Kids, Lars is like “I can’t drive a stick shift!” and Steven is like “I’ll control the stick” and Lars is just like:
greatdarknoodleking: adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the fucking universe, sometimes explosions
legs-are-just-for-show: what’s with nerds who watch cartoons going “YEAH YOU SEE DEFINITELY NOT A KIDS SHOW” whenever anything serious happens in them like why they gotta try and justify they even like cartoons by yellin that nonsense how about
As a kid I was always freaked out by, like, concurrence of unrelated things. Like I’d think “someone’s heart is probably beating exactly in time with me right now, somewhere in the world” and it would bother me so much for some
foodchewer: don’t be like me kids *eats entire pizza* More like “Hey kids!! You can try this at home!!”
erotatsu: electripants: buggy-love: piiastar: poqueoclock: twiii: sourpatch-kid: fromchaoscomesbeauty: Oh my god, it’s like a little kid! AWWWWW omg my favorite sport It just keeps running back all excited! Like, “AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!”
luna-whiskers: blindsprings: Ahhh!!!! So excited for the new sailor moon anime, it’s one of those things that’s been with me since I was 6 years old (thinking I was the coolest kid because I liked something that older kids liked too) and I’m
kid-thor:the only otp question the matters is which one would put googly eyes on their nipples and which one would come into the bedroom and immediately walk out again
chillxmami: I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity. Because of my schedule I don’t get any anymore unless I stay up late and it’s killing me.
buttsofjustice: merrilly: children are humans. babies are humans and if you talk about them like theyre just horrific little demonic shit machines then i do not like you #you can not want kids or want to be around kids without fucking talking about
fartgallery: kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person Yeah man genetics are so weird amiright?
of-mice-and-dafney: kellinsbum: earthtochey: itallfeelssofake: i will reblog this every fucking time but he looks like a little kid here though and you know when little kids make that face and you suddenly like get this feeling of like feeling bad
duragdaddy: i just woke up. wow.
hoodrichjay: tbh I honestly feel so bad for this little boy. He just being himself. Minding his business. What the fuck do you look like making fun of a kid that’s like 13. A KID. This is not ok. Ignorant is really fuck bliss. It’s ok for girls to
abbeycorrine: day n night i feel like this should have been on my blog since day 1.
someone asked me “what does rape have to do with yaoi?….” are you kidding me..
just-shower-thoughts: If a kid makes a dirty joke, people will say that they are to young to make jokes like that but if an adult makes a dirty joke, people will tell them to stop acting like a little kid
I don’t get how a lot of kids curse at their parents like what the hell. And strangely it’s white kids most of the time. If I said any curse word or whatever to my parents they’d kick my ass until I had no idea what said curse word meant
000minimalism: i look like a mermaid tbh 🌻🌻🌻 WHY am i so slept on??? like..im so cute. gimme attention. mermaid in ur presence.
gothhabiba: girls who are 14-16 rn are really going through it with makeup and instagram culture in a way that young teenagers of my day did not and it’s very concerning 😶 like the models photoshopped in magazines back then, only more accurately
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allie-nicole: aubreytruthfully: decisivelychallenged: [x] Never has more truth been spoken. I’m too far into this fandom to ever leave. It ate my soul…I’m not even kidding. Sam didn’t get his soul back, they just put my soul in there instead.
homoosesexual: rewatching Dead in the Water Sam: You don’t even like kids. Dean: I love kids! what I hear Sam: You never liked me Dean: I loved you Sammy
nltm: nltm: I feel like all kids can be broken up into 2 groups: Dinosaur Kids and Space Kids Were you a dinosaur kid or a space kid
stayyunderground: I love you like the fat kid loves cake n shit I love you like the bad kid love breakin’ shit Ride or die chick fightin’ insecurities Want a ring and my last name for securities
laaaaaaaaaaandon replied to your post: piev3000 asked:so you like wrassl…my best friend is the undertaker’s god sonAsk em to get me an autograph!
someone said I should check up on Olivia cuz I said that Lillie was my favorite and are u fucking kidding me, HOW IS THIS GAME CATERING SPECIFICALLY TO ME AND MY FAV CHARACTERISTICS???
several people were like what if Dave was the son of the Mayor for the su au sO((I guess that would make them the cool kids more like the dork kids baha)
thorboner replied to your post: Can I still introduce myself? Cause that’s what all the cool kids are doing. I’m Susan, like hell if I remember my first ship and fandom, and like hell if I can pick a main ship. Plot twist the Asian is Chinese, I
kid-omega: raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life
aryll: fire emblem awakening, or as i like to call it: frederick’s daycare service everybody in this game is a toddler and i feel so uncomfortable high res
Last night after Rob finished fucking me he cuddled me from the back while I had my legs crossed and I kid you not I kept cumming a good 3 times after to the point where I was still getting wet and I felt it on my thigh and Rob laughed cause he felt my
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