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“Only Daddy has ever touched me down there!†she tried to protest. It was bad enough that her uncle was fucking her, but making it feel this good seemed like such a betrayal. He had always resented her father - his older brother - who always got
freyasfancy: historyoffemdomservice: yournewkeyholder: This is one of the best pegging videos ever. Making subbie do all the work, as he should! Mistress likes it better when She doesn’t actually have to work. Nah. I don’t mind the work. I simply
dragonsinmysky: I want one of those fancy bathrobes so I can feel like one of those real housewives of Orange County or somethin’. Another interruption because GOD DAMN this has to be the THICKEST Ekiza I have ever fucking seen. I dropped my gob
Oh wow…I don’t ever reblog anything like this but fuck me…this is so very hot and sexy…oh wow…I am ready to work my clit again…yes…I confess…I already worked it once tonight…I don’t know
I am craving cock…I saw this picture and my pussy instantly started pulsating…I don’t think I will ever be “cocked” out…if fact it seems like the more of the cock I get the more I want!!!! Fuck me…I am wet&hel
When she asked your wife, “has your hubby ever fucked you like this,” she already knew the answer.
hornythoughts: One of the best porn scenes I have ever seen. Just walking up to a girl, lifting her dress and slamming your hard cock deep inside her ass. I wonder how many girls would actually like being surprised with buttsex? If I have any female
Bishop Angus looks almost exactly the same as the first man who ever fucked me.I was 19. He was “38”. He shoved his seven incher inside me like he owned me, and then he offered me an iced tea.Wherever you are, Mike, I wish you were here to
biorg: we—like—bondage: (I advocate safe sex) But seriously, fuck condoms. I’ve only ever used one, and it was terrible. - D Why was it terrible? I have a very insensitive penis, so it’s hard enough for me to feel stimulation regularly.
ratsintheroom: lol-coaster: New Post has been published on LOLCOASTER.ORG I need this so I can tote the bag around my arm like fuck how fucking smart why didnt I EVER think of this space bag adventures would be so much cooler.
SO I FINALLY WATCHED THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN it was not good but it was basically gay porn without the actual porn so I’m inclined to like it despite how fucking awful it was
Look how back the mamafuckity fuck fucks are
saiyan-alchemist: himynameiscarl: okson: franfine: lil-misty: glamydia: oh my god did she die THE GIRL THAT JUST EATS CAKE she just takes a fucking piece of it like nothing ever happened what the fuck did i just watch QDEFGRTHYUKIO
Would fuck her like it was my last fuck ever
Seeing giveaways on my dash always makes me sad because i remember i once entered a giveaway(my first and last one) and i literally put no thought into it because i didnt think id ever win and it was for Sunggyus solo album and i ended up winning but
drankinwatahmelin: thiccthompson: imnonbinary: phd-bitch: YALL YALLL YALL so apparently guys call girls the second she gives them her number to make sure its the right one when the fuck did this start happening? like i saw it happen last night and
Anyone, that post their omo content, ever be scrolling in your dash and then quickly stop and scroll back up thinking you see yourself in a video/gif/pic but something’s off then your like “oh fuck, not again” as you realize it’s that one omo
juelzsantanabandana: fuckwhitepeople: juelzsantanabandana: thegitt: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: blackness-by-your-side: This drag. I was NOT prepared So i am not allowed to not be attracted to blacks? Like you are telling everybody that they
~click down there for the weirdest porn i’ve ever drawn - mpreg omegaverse top!omega!john gross gross don’t you fucking judge me~ -1- & -2- okay so i sketched the right one first and didn’t like how much empty space there was so
when i say i hope this blog never gets popular enough for people to send me asks asking for advice i mean that shit. cause my only answer will ever be “read a book”
Today I stopped talking to somebody at work completely, he told he thought gay people were unnatural and that he would make his son move out if he found out he was gay.
dinkywitch: its like how every 3 years ppl find out that other ppl legit wanna fuck robots and its like have you not seen the transformers fandom before
evansbrewster-deactivated201503: How many more times will they be able to look into the abyss? How many more times before they won’t ever recover the pieces of themselves that this job takes? Like I said, sometimes there are no words, no clever quotes
fantastic-florence: every neurotypical person ever for some reason: have you tried wearing a rubber band on your wrist & snapping it whenever you get mentally ill
findyourownfable: harmlesslyweird: vladtheimpala: devildoll: shawarmababy: awkwardity: illidong: isabeaubeau: #ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE #LOST #FOR #FUCKING #EVER i dont even like history and that pisses me off AND ALL THAT FUCKING AMAZING ANCIENT
floatzel: useyourcharm: gracehelbig: tyleroakley: Watch this fierce 11 year old dance to APPLAUSE by Lady Gaga better than you ever could. I wish. THIS LITTLE KID IS SO G. I like how he was all over the place like “fuck you bitches I’m the star
just-like-we-dreamed-it: licoriceplease: angelmojo: do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand? for example “36k wip destiel hs au on ao3” I can’t believe I understood all those words oh my
ferelden:do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just
pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas: aplacetobebree: delianisnotonfire: belladino: nelladee: Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment and you dont want to do that ._. salmon is for desire what am I looking at I can’t even
ryoji-dearest: ryoji-dearest: have you ever had the biggest fucking crush on someone and whenever they do anything or just exist you feel like you’re going to die because they’re so lovely and wow MERRI YOU ARE GOING DOWN THIS TEXT POST WILL BE
ray-winters-sings: imyellintimberrr: spxmano: oi-flyboy: My first time at starbucks be like fucking wild watch this I’ve never seen anything more relatable No listen, this is one of the fucking funniest things I’ve ever seen, do not scroll
monsieurpaprika: Zombie apocalypses aren’t nearly as fun in real life as they are in video games. this is probably like the farthest ill ever actually go with any of my aus LOL kinda ran out of stamina towads the end there though… if you get the
datingat23: fistfulofweasley: I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of
connorkawaii: do you ever get friendlust. like. you just see someone and you’re like. man. i have such a friendcrush on you. i wanna be ur friend so bad. i wanna be more than a friend. i wanna be a BEST friend u hear me. ur so cool. i admire u a lot
do you ever get out of the shower and not feel like putting clothes on so you’re just sitting there scrolling through tumblr for like two hours without a shirt on.
notjackwhite: have you ever not beaten a game when you were a kid and like 10 years later it still weighs on your mind like “I wonder if I could beat it now if I still had the game”
dirkbot: Do you ever have passive OTPs Like, you don’t read fic, you don’t look for art but whenever something turns up you’re like hell fuckin yea
disasterbithirst:the Hottest Thing Ever is when someone is running their fingers through your hair and then pull just a little without warning like,,, fuck okay uh i’m yours now i guess, fuck me if you want also
vladtheimpala: devildoll: shawarmababy: awkwardity: illidong: isabeaubeau: #ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE #LOST #FOR #FUCKING #EVER i dont even like history and that pisses me off AND ALL THAT FUCKING AMAZING ANCIENT MUSIC I WILL NEVER LISTEN TO.
Nothing like social anxiety biting you in the ass. Fuck me. No one ever means it when they say they’ll just stop for 20 minutes to say hello to a friend. No it always turns into hours and hours.
sheepinthewolves: somione: sixpenceee: sixpenceee: The Shadow People Do you ever see something out of the corner of your eye ? Like something moving really fast. A lot of people claim that these creatures are called “shadow people”. Most sitings
heydiddlehiddleston: does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowherelike terrible, horrible, thoughtsfor no reason at alland then you snap out of it and you’re like i don’t want to kill my momwhat the fuck
She Tastes Like Heaven, But She Fucks Like Hell
vondell-txt: wtf does it feel like to be a young white male in this country what does it feel like to know you can get away with what the fuck ever and expect that people will search tirelessly for excuses to let you off the hook with a slap on the wrist
pinkrangerwasalesbian: jerisedeguzman: i wanna eat him….. <3 SO DAMN CUUUUTE<3 He’s my hero. He’s all like FUCK LYRICS, I GOT THE MELODY RIGHT DIDN’T I?? Soooo adorable!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!
sergeantjerkbarnes: if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.
superwhovengerbuscuslock: baneares: youaremyjohnwatson: I don’t ever do this but this was too funny. The grandmother’s image is the TARDIS at first I was like, ugh this stupid bitch. and then…. YOU’RE LIKE FUCKING ANDERSON ON SHERLOCK
ganondilf: in hindsight this is the lowest fucking blow ever garnet
paigeyylushh: bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds
p0kemina: fragmentedd: Beauty or brains? Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if
untouchmyhair: paigeyylushh: bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across.
OHMYFUCKINGHELL POST LIMIT IS THE WORST THING IN LIFE I PRAY TO NEVER EVER GO THERE AGAIN. WTF I DIDNT EVEN GET WARNED IT WAS JUST POOF DONE. TUMBLR STAFF NEEDS TO SEND US A MESSAGE LIKE “hey bitch ur posting a lot calm it down” BC NOT KNOWING
pearl-likes-pi: mother who tries to impress her new born child I saw this vine and I immediately thought THIS IS THE MOST PEARL THING IVE EVER SEEN , AHHHH Continue sending me suggestions for my SU to Vines video pls
