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soytit: me: *waits on balcony naked with a fur coat on overlooking the city* where is my boyfriend
ceesquatch: this is actually what texas sounds like
grapejellyking: why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents
arterialmotive: Imagine what’s it like for Granny in all of the bad ends tho…
minopoke: lol okay why are there still “unfollow me if you’re silent about this because you’re part of the problem” posts like maybe people go on tumblr to take a break from their shitty lives? or maybe they’ve spent the better part of the
bitchpuddinq: why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
jackiebuelahburkhart: i am just very uncomfortable with the way i am perceived like there’s a disconnect between my actual identity and the identity ppl assume i have and it makes me uncomfortable and stressed out
lucidnee: bein called baby or babe by the right person is like heaven tbh
levi-s-titties: Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the
mygayisshowing: Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.
tanaebrianab: People with good parents get so offended when abused children speak negatively of their parents. Like…REALLY offended lol. They say things like “Your mom would do anything for you” and “Your parents sacrificed a lot for you!”
commiegoth: Trying to convince yourself to stop having intense paranoia abt everything like
powerburial: man kids growing up with the internet, it’s fucking us up. we are gonna have some extreme killers on our hands in 10 years. like i know we’ve already got killers but there’s going to be like erratic extreme stuff going on, like….people
thicclarrie: “OMG it’s a leap day what are you doing with your extra day!!!!” I’m suffering just like I did yesterday and just like I will tomorrow
peg-leg-princess: i hate it when people get pretentious about video games. like okay i get that you have this deep love for zelda and skyrim and i respect that but can you not shit on people liking cooking mama or animal crossing and telling them it’s
fen-harel: asian racism is so fucking trivialized and it’s all bc the whites managed to hide real fucking problems under this facade of a veil called the ‘model minority’.. like how are all of you gonna tell me that asians don’t face racism
jonathanlarsn: i’m all for encouraging girls to pursue STEM fields but can we stop acting like talent/passion for the arts is inherently less valuable than talent/passion for maths and science thanks
trapcard: I know this might be a wild concept but you can be critical of someone and still be a fan or support them. like pointing out harmful behaviours/actions of someone does not automatically mean you have to demonize them as a whole lol.
ginger-lightning: fuckoffstraightpeople: women are expected to give “unattractive” men a chance whilst men act like whiny children when forced to look at women they don’t find attractive FUCKING THANK YOU
blackgirlsvevo: sometimes I’m like ‘ME !!’ and other times I’m like ‘meeeeeee’ and other times I’m like ‘….me’ and sometimes I’m just like ‘me’ and all I kno is that none of them mean the same thing
mellarkish: it baffles me that theres people who can just… just sit down and take out their homework and be like “time to work yes” and actually…get things done???? without a problem??? and move on?????? thats wild
geheichous: i love how artists present their artwork nowadays like, before things were named like “Sunset landscape, France, 1947” and now everything is “no homo bU T look what i drew ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .png”
maya-runs-the-world: tbh I really like my generation because I feel like we have a “we deserve more than we’re getting” mentality and I feel like older generations are like “you can’t always be happy” and “you can’t always do what you
smol-meme: I wish I could see myself through my friends’ eyes. Like am I annoying? Am I the weird friend you regret being friends with? Am I ugly? What am I to you?
re-ven-ge: kaitlynpossible: Anxiety. this is exactly what social anxiety is like, and it’s not fun at all.
thrakaboom: When doctors are like “what are your symptoms” and you’re like “dude I don’t even know I just kinda live like this”
urbancatfitters: hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if
gelatins: idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know
from the bottom of my heart i would just like to say
zackisontumblr: having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
dumbkili: family dinners more like
cam-fangirl: I’m honestly so done with “they’re faking their symptoms for attention!” like do you know that needing attention is a symptom for some personality disorders???? Do you know how paranoid you make mentally ill people that they’re
jaclcfrost: staying @ someone else’s place is so perpetually uncomfortable? everything feels like an inconvenience + invasion of privacy. sitting in a chair? inconvenience. opening a cabinet to get a glass? invasion of privacy. breathing? invasion
bisexualvolpina: Seeing inaccurate fanart like
someth1ngpersonal: morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say Little
colars: when you get a hug from a family member you barely know and you’re just there like
centipeetle: i’m stunned by people who block bots like man that’s just a free follower to me if I got rid of all my loyal vape bots I’d have like 12 followers .. my dirty dozen
Somethin' Like That
bitchycode: i hate when i forget to press send and i’m sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply
gatorbiscuits: applying for jobs like
whateverdun: if you’ve ever left me a message asking me if I’m okay, or liked a post in which I was ranting about my bad day, or liked a selfie, or just anything nice like that- just know that I remember you, I am grateful for you, and you made my
ryeloaf: Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
willow: “You look different with makeup” ????? You think I’m buying shit for hundreds of dollars to just keep looking like my ugly self … Ok
thatonechick339: nervouslikeme: I like how men tell us that periods are somehow simultaneously “not that bad” and also bad enough that we shouldn’t be allowed to hold positions of power. This is a very important and powerful text post.
aenramsden: ironinkpen: When writing couples, I like to use the Kiss Rule: If they have to kiss for you to know they’re in love, you’re not writing a romance right. Oh wow, can we just make this a general rule that the film industry has to follow?
do-as-youre-told: stimmyabby: Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like
aphrodaisyacs: Mystic Messenger more like pre-programmed robots care more about my wellbeing than real people in my life
o-doublegood: seeing expensive band merch like i don’t need it
memeufacturing: i am so here for friends who randomly start typing and sending paragraphs at me. like it doesnt matter if youre excited about something or if you just wanna talk a lot about a specific thing. im so here for that. its all interesting
tapeduct: My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring
inkskinned: me: haha yeah but for real i want to die :) murder meneurotypical friend: you shouldn’t make jokes like that because it’s worrying for people who don’t know that you’re actually okay and you might upset others andme: death is my best
chemistry4clove: angelasache: I hate when I can’t vocalize my argument clearly so people think they’ve won like no just cause I can’t get my shit together doesn’t mean you’re right Same
mjalti: why is my life …… like that
shitboy96: I love how straight people will say girlfriend and boyfriend when referring to straight couples but whenever it’s a gay couple they break out “partner” like I’m not a cowboy
diaryofakanemem:Hearing “I’m so proud of you” when you feel like you aren’t doing enough really does lift a lot of weight off of you.
I feel like an NPC character when...
memecage: It do be like that.
ok so I was in Santa Ana today for a softball tournament, and when I got me I’m all like ‘Hey! I wanna see what I missed on tumblr!’ Jesus Christ the people I follow post a lot
