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These are the type of guys I like. Some are pornstars, actors, singers, youtubers and viners. Anyone else have the same taste?
musclehank: Sweet fucking Jesus. Come fuck me bro.
chrishotrod2000: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!! I was not expecting him to whip out that big fucking uncut snake! I want to drop to my knees and worship it!
drakesfavoritebbw: onyxslaughterhaus: letmeholdthatforya: Holy fuck Good god. Sweet baby Jesus
kuikune: today’s hq_69min theme was short shorts and i’d like to thank jesus for the girls’ vball uniforms
deebott: sleek-siren: humansofcolor: twerks4loanpayments: magnacarterholygrail: angryblacktenor: elionking: White thugs be like Help me jesus LOL LORD JESUS BE A FENCE!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOO HELP ME. I’M SCREAMING. I DIED. Cryingg I’m still
modbec: He’s acting like a colt jesus christ. WE’RE GONNA BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS! I’LL HOLD YOU EVERY DAY! AND TAKE CARE OF YOU! WE’LL HAVE SO MUCH TOGETHER! I’LL TAKE YOU TO SO MANY PLACES! AND I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER
erodreamus: *cough* Inspired by Dusty and Wuffen . So this is dedicated for you both~ Oh hey…look I colored porn..\O/ yooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS I LIKE YES THIS IS GOOD YES PERFECTION HNNNNNNGHHHHHH <3
so I was looking through some old photos, and–JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT BEHIND ME.
bubblebuttland:bubblebuttland: Reblog if you want to get COMPLETELY DESTROYED like that 6.853 guys that want to get destroyed? Wow, you all need Jesus
bubblegumheart4: Lord Jesus
sluttybimbogirl: — Check out the top bimbo blogs — Slutty Bimbo Girl U Kn0w U Want it Surgically Enhanced Fucktoys Pervert Gifs Bimbos-Paradise I Like All Porn Jesus Christ wherever you been all my life?
strictlyhotchicks: enemy-airwaves: enemy-airwaves: DAMN! i don’t usually post shit like this… but jesus christ give her a medal
Not The Girl You Think You Know...: I would like to state my opinion about the bullshit people call "shipping".
cr00d: holy jesus Where can I find the video for this porn? I remember all of it being REALLY good
yana-like-swallow: Oh Jesus Christ this is sexy
weldtweaking: mommys-only-little-prince: “C'mon Baby boy cream for mommy. Oh God yes just like that sweetheart, jesus christ that’s such a big squirt of cummies for your mommy. You got it everywhere little one but that’s okay mommy loves being
mindlessbehaviorswag: honeydopecentral: recclesssavage: sweetpealovesu: too cute princeton touch her hand this is from yesterday at kmart it was crazy Lmao XD She acting like she touched Jesus or something lol LMFAO !! this was cute but funny af !
I look like Jesus
vagina-thumper: what’s even more messed up than this picture is the fact that i thought you would like it when I DON’T KNOW YOU AT ALL. (which is actually pretty sweet… just like this picture.)
We don’t know if he was real, but scholars believe this is what Jesus and his hot dong would look like. What do you think? Has your faith informed your image of Christ’s dong?
galacticponycafe: Halley holy fucking goddamn jesus christ
IM JUST NOW SEEING THAT KENS FULL NAME IS KENTIN AND LIKE WHY DO I STILL BOTHER WITH THIS GAME JESUS
taemeow: WHEN YOU START LIKING A GROUP AND ITS LIKE YOU FOUND JESUS
afffroditeee: saffronsugar: trebled-negrita-princess: I feel like this is what Jesus look like #this is like final fantasy jesus Take me
saffronsugar: trebled-negrita-princess: I feel like this is what Jesus look like #this is like final fantasy jesus
askthefieldtactician: “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. “—C.S.Lewis
jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
djlulu: Does anyone else ever see really really good smutty sexual fanart of your OTP and just stop breathing because it’s just that damn good and it’s like really hot and you’re just like oh sweet jesus? Because, oh sweet jesus, this happens to
beesmygod: like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave
modestdemidov: you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over like there goes jesus jesus out even jesus is done with this shit “2 spooky 4 me” *parkours off the mantlepiece*
poakiee: megnolia-harrison: The creators of Dark trying to keep up with their own story Literally. Like I’m still trying to connect pieces y’all
The Jesus And Mary Chain ,Just Like Honey
modestdemidov: you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over like there goes jesus jesus out even jesus is done with this shit “2 spooky 4 me” *parkours off the mantlepiece*
Just like honey
superwhitegirlproblems: http://dontwanttomissyou.tumblr.com/ That awkward moment when you have a middle part, but don’t look like Jesus. :‘c
pananner: aprilfoolromance: tokyo-fashion: uncannyvalleyofthedolls: Jesus Cosplayer in the 2012 Tokyo Marathon OMG! LOL. I don’t even. Carrying the weight of all our sins whilst he runs a marathon.
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
Niggas wanna look at me sideways when I say I'm a titty man. Like I don't love ass. Y'all don't get it. If titties was God, then booty would be Jesus Christ.
mekakucityday: ink-the-human: modestdemidov: you know you’re really fucked in a scary movie when the crucifix falls over like there goes jesus jesus out even jesus is done with this shit “2 spooky 4 me” *parkours off the mantlepiece*
kevinfrane: salparadisewasright: lord-kitschener: crucifixes with super buff-looking Jesuses are always odd to me, like damn did Jesus die for our gainz as well? CrossFit
coelasquid: kevinfrane: salparadisewasright: lord-kitschener: crucifixes with super buff-looking Jesuses are always odd to me, like damn did Jesus die for our gainz as well? CrossFit I almost snorted tea out my nose at work.
on Relationships, JESUS, relationships, and adulting
jamieisamess:Not to act like a Straightie™ , but like,,,,, Victorian strongwomen 🥴🥵 Jesus-
dragonhearted-clevergirl: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: charismatic-hothead: gay-things-and-stuff: gay-things-and-stuff: caroldanvers-ismywife: How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the
saiyan-of-royal-blood:livingabovetherest: saiyan-of-royal-blood: I mean who doesn’t have stretch marks? Although I like to refer mine as beast marks lol These are the most basass fucking pictures holy shit you are massive Hahah thanks man but I’m
eosrising: annaanxiety: this is like the funniest toph moment ever The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’ And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara Remember that one time
stevenuniversequotes: Let me tell you something Mr.Universe.. I think you can do it but it won’t work if you dance like Pearl. You have to dance like you..you have to fuse your way..get open..get honest, invent yourselves together.. *wink* that’s
godtierwallflower:“I really like you, Mirai!”
Some monochrome cats of mine I thought you would like. The white one is named Jesus since his birthday is Cinco De Mayo while the other one is just named Mr.Perkinsomg ;;;;o;;; i love them i kiss both of them thank u <333
oliveoilorangejuice: have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
