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drinkyourfuckingmilk: hange’s like “dear diary, today was a gold star day; I broke levi for the eleventh time” i think levi wanted to laugh but he hasn’t in so long that his brain just shut down
ideal-fatalist: ice-sandwiches: It looks like a cat version of Toothless. Clawless
resmiranda13: asslrose: my cats dumb we got some rly nice furniture but she sleepin in the fryin pan like smh Accurate.
plumblesbumbles: at the pet store like
abnormal-lovers: She is probably the only one who can come back at him like that and get away with it #i love it because levi knows she really means what she’s saying even if it’s annoying or dumb-sounding and that she doesn’t mean any harm#so
Annie, you always looked like you considered those around you hopeless idiots. You always seemed bored. But there are times when even you liven up. It’s when you get to show off your hand-to-hand combat skills. You said it was just a stupid pastime
spreadyourwings-andflyhigh: GUYS I just realized a thing You know how Levi’s pupils are always tiny tiny little dots? well look at this gif and you know what they say, your pupils become bigger when you look at the person you like/love guys it’s
thepaisleyelf: have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out
timeanddisregard: It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
kireinahana: thirp: I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats Nevermind this is it
pagingme: my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair my brother left because there was no room on the chair
something-about-taylor: dissociating-in-wonderland: Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too i love cats I WANT 15
cumaeansibyl: criacow: queeraoke: the-book-ferret: destroyablehorse: this is the rudest cat This is the best #nothing better illustrates what it is like to have a cat imo ok this cat is amazing but are we all really going to ignore that she’s
hahanicholexo: I think I found a photo of what my dreams look like ☁️☁️☁️ omg Samoyed heaven
Welp, now it’s my birthday. 20 years old, motherfuckers. -T
medusaceratops-deactivated20210:anakin crying while he kills people is the funniest thing, imagine you’re a jedi youngling and this dude is full-on sobbing while chasing you down, like this motherfucker is white girl wasted sobbing. dude watched
cosmic-noir: yoncehaunted: sapphiredoves: SPREAD THIS LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING PLAGUE THIS IS TOO REAL YALL She’s out y’all! YAY!
tallywackerlove: You like that motherfucker? You better swallow to the base before I regret trying this out.
tumblinghard: …like a motherfucker!
sapphiredoves: SPREAD THIS LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING PLAGUE THIS IS TOO REAL YALL
you know stuff like thats what your mom said last night doesnt phase me but you change mom to kouhai and ill flip shit on you
69tangerinethreads:“You’re beautiful, but you’re empty…One couldn’t die for you. Of course, an ordinary passerby would think my rose looked just like you…”-Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
theterriblecon: chelbunny: Look at what I got in the mail today from my friend TheCon . I’m fangirling like a motherfucker right now. >.< So honored to have these for myself. More than happy to send stuff to my friend. Glad you love em!
iwishyouwouldphan: I laughed more than I ought to homeboys bible is upside down like a motherfucker
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why is it that when men get hurt our first response is an aggreived and slightly irritated “im fine” like no motherfucker you are not fine, your face is a red horror. im guilty of that too. no matter how awful my injury i will only ever say
knifeandlighter: why is it that when men get hurt our first response is an aggreived and slightly irritated “im fine” like no motherfucker you are not fine, your face is a red horror. im guilty of that too. no matter how awful my injury i will only
knifeandlighter: knifeandlighter: why is it that when men get hurt our first response is an aggreived and slightly irritated “im fine” like no motherfucker you are not fine, your face is a red horror. im guilty of that too. no matter how awful
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pkjimins-deactivated20150721: Know somethin’… I got a range. I got a range like no motherfucker knows.
cumaddict72: chekhov: So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like Ū) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake
blackfemalejesus: sapphiredoves: SPREAD THIS LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING PLAGUE THIS IS TOO REAL YALL They’re going for leaders
ORAL SEX LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP.
lemonyandbeatrice: …like I said.
lady-feral: Every shitty motherfucker that has this attitude makes me want to follow them around and bully them. I hate bullies, I hate people that enable them, and I hate people that insist that showing basic human decency and trying to protect people
angellust155: Seeing fanart of your OTP Seeing nsfw fanart of your OTP Seeing nsfw fanart of your OTP doing that kink you like
solarselection: 4gifs: Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home). That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker
mudflaparts: My headcanon Garnet + Rose Quartz fusion: Rhodochrosite!Imagine how much PURE FUCKING LOVE this fusion is made of… i m a g i n e It’s thunderstormin’ like a motherfucker here tonight, I better get to bed ;;
fuckyeahfatvegans: snarfysees: fuckyeahlaughters: World’s largest pizza box serves up to 70 people More like 1 people.
Went downstairs for water, saw the M&M cookies my aunt made and brought over and grabbed like 15 of them. Its ok though because my mom will think my dad took them and my dad will think my mom took them and no one will really care.
shakingfoodgifs: follow shakingfoodgifs! “I like to make pancakes, they are so very tasty, I could eat them all day, because they’re so very tasty” -GIR2007
oldsportyspice: jacobtheloofah: 9gag: I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life. are you a wizard it’s like a sun i bet this pancake could sustain life
When I eat swiss rolls, I like to suck the filling out from both sides, then peel of the hard chocolate layer with my teeth and eat that next, then unroll the rest and lick the cream filling out and finally eat the rest of the chocolate cake part.
john-is-dollywood: thedailywhat: Candy Corn On The Cob of the Day: The cob being a roll of cookie dough, obvs. [cosbysweaters] This is the first time that candy corn has ever actually looked like corn to me and I need a minute to process this
I just ate like 30 of the big tootsie rolls and I have a pizza with breadsticks in the oven and I sorta spoiled my appetite for the pizza. Gonna eat it anyway!
Its 4am, I’m completely sober, dressed like Ash Ketchum and I just got back upstairs after eating a box of lean pockets and ½ a box of cap'n crunch.
cartel: solarselection: 4gifs: Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home). That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker omg my chest hurts from laughing
nerdgasmz: relena-sumeragi: The- The pencil-like sketches though Atem I- ATEM, IS THAT A CONDOM WHAT MY PANTS WERE HERE A SECOND AGO
winning-desperation: amberrrwang: kimjays: napoleonbonerhard: kingjaffejoffer: Oh my God, watch this video. I CRIED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER GREAT JUST FUCKING GREAT this made me cry so bad tears..waterfalls running down my face
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judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
prettylxxxve: demigodcayron: solarselection: 4gifs: Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home). That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker 😂 the black dude played dead Favorite thing ever
honestlyjustjig: speakingnaturally: jehovahhthickness: I can’t wait to have my own home and never invite anybody over because everybody gets on my motherfucking nerves. Basically me 🤷🏾♀️ Nobody would ever see me again, honestly
muffinsmanatee: I’m wide like a motherfucker.
jessehimself: tashabilities: thebigblackwolfe: nctrnlly: rafi-dangelo: rudegyalchina: the-perks-of-being-black: All Black lives matter when white people are looking for help Micro RACISM LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER .Assuming because of my skin color that
this bitch right here he think he’s better than everybody else we never were friends but I did talk to this ugly bitch he is so ignorant it just like he has his head so far up in his ASS He cannot smells his own shit NO more. i hope this
This is music ! not all that Justin “fucking” bieber \ one “motherfucking” direction \ selena “bitch” gomez shit … take a fucking instrument , play it for real and live .. when your live songs will be better
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