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221bitssmallerontheoutside: mattie: The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life. EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD
hornyspacesnakes: I’ve never seen a picture of junji ito in my life but I can only assume this is him because that sentence instantly gave me flashbacks
writing-prompt-s: Create a story that ends with a sentence that you never thought you would utter in your entire life
writhe: writhe: “you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life this is what
hexpress: piglii:the two sentence horror story subreddit literally has some of the most sublime, funniest content you will ever read in your life if you sort by controversial
gaaraofsburbia:himbofisher:Cultural context is doing a lot of heavy lifting for this ambiguous sentence; but misreading it on the first go has ruined my life
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:evilvillain123456789: yes sir, your daughter’s lobotomy was a success. she will never utter a coherent sentence ever again in her life. i also performed a complimentary nose job that i’m sure you’ll appreciate
bakedbakermom:appendingfic:socialistexan:I’ve rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.i imagine it would be like that gif of the woman stumbling horrified through the city and keeps seeing things that remind her of gay people but
becomingkate69-deactivated20210:Now Tyra has a wonderful life time sentence as a busty brunette which his wife Melissa is thrilled about. After all she arranged the accommodation for her husband in the first place unbeknown to him 💕💋💕
trillaryclinton: if i had to sum up my life in one sentence: a nigga just be chilliin.
areax: Wendy, darling, light of my life… I’m not going to hurt you. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in. I’m going to bash ‘em right the fuck in!THE SHINING (1980) dir.
tipimdenasaletakiyor: siriussmarlene-deactivated20200: summary of my life in one sentence içimizdeki Ron’a selam
This is basically my love life in one sentence.
thatfunnyblog: he summed up his life in 2 sentences
naturalandblack: locdandloaded: naturalandblack: isthatchester: destinyrush: Black people getting life time sentences for the smallest amount of weed and these nuns sell ์k worth of weed per month ^^^^ Sooooo annoying So they just not gone
volatilequeen: bellaxiao: Imagine how much money private prisons will lose and they can’t give Black people life time sentences for selling weed. This never gonna happen Would make it a better country
karkock: hope-hasfeathers: karkock: i want people to like things i like but i don’t because they’re my things i have finally found a text post that sums up my entire life in a sentence like this should be my senior yearbook quote no it’s my
attractiveblogger: whenever i give advice to someone i say ‘idk’ like 5 times a sentence because i’m so afraid they’ll follow my advice and ruin their life so yeah i can never seem to sure
thatfunnyblog: a sentence i thought i would never read in my life
fray24472: themazerunnerdaily: (x) he just sums up his life in 2 sentences
thefuuuucomics: a sentence i thought i would never read in my life
thr-ill: My life in a sentence
purplebuddhaproject: “My entire life can be described in one sentence: It didn’t go as planned, and that’s okay.” — Rachel Wolchin (via purplebuddhaquotes)
purplebuddhaproject: “My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: things didn’t go according to plan.” — (via purplebuddhaquotes) And that’s not a bad thing. 💙
siriussmarlene: summary of my life in one sentence
idkhumor: daftpenetration: adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork: drbuttocks: thats-so-meme: how now Brown cow Ok this sentence has literally saved my life so many times it’s crazy
tedbundey:Ohio teen psycho T.J. Lane gives the finger and smirks as he is sentenced to life for shooting rampage that left three Chardon High School students dead
newtporn: fray24472: themazerunnerdaily: (x) he just sums up his life in 2 sentences I’m gradually getting sick of the jokes about his age. It was funny at first but now it’s getting out of the hand.
kcsteve: Dumb as hell-can’t hardly string two sentences together without having to pause for a second—but he’s got a big ol’ dong on him so he’s set for life.
BREAKING: Michael Dunn, the convicted murderer of Jordan Davis, has been sentenced to life in prison plus 105 years for the 1st degree murder charges and three attempted murder charges, and a weapons charge. Florida got this one right.
fray24472:themazerunnerdaily: (x) he just sums up his life in 2 sentences
ultrafacts: The goal of the prison is to rehabilitate & ease inmates back into normal life in society so they don’t suffer the equivalent of ‘culture shock’ after their sentence ends, which will decrease the crime rate by decreasing the number
okrauhls: st0psign: erectdaddy: flaawed: whataboutbacon: fuckyeahtattoos: A semicolon is used when a sentence could have been ended, but it wasn’t. Twelve hours old, done by JT at Wyld Chyld Tattoo in Whitestone, NY. like her life could have
peepuddle: i wish i was one of those girls tht is like devastatingly beautiful like sure im pretty but i wanna be like.. make u stop mid sentence beautiful like once u meet me i already ruined ur life beautiful
8 Sentences That Can Change Your Perspective On Life.
felicorvid: just-shower-thoughts: I didn’t exist in your life until you read this sentence Not true showerthoughts I see your shit ass posts every day
kennacle: erectdaddy: flaawed: whataboutbacon: fuckyeahtattoos: A semicolon is used when a sentence could have been ended, but it wasn’t. Twelve hours old, done by JT at Wyld Chyld Tattoo in Whitestone, NY. like her life could have ended, but
herecomesthetardis: minun: How i never though i would see a sentence like this in my life
jiggy4twiggy: life-s—a-bitch: “People look at you today, twenty years later, and they still have no idea what you are about. Tell me in one sentence who you are …”
simplicitymisunderstood: 2015harry: Why did God make me so smart but so lazy This really is my life in a sentence. Very frustrating.
mormondad: if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole
hersheywrites: My life in one sentence. And that’s ok until the right one comes along!
angels-of-porn: draghoulationcomplete: This guy shot into a car of black teenagers and killed one for playing their “thug music” too loud at a convenience store and is (rightfully) sentenced to life in prison. And how do they portray him? Crying,
jottingprosaist: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when
sirxusblack: The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man’s life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.
coryruinseverything: mumblingsage: shredsandpatches: hedwig-dordt: naznomad: martingoresangst: Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life You don’t really appreciate how fucking great
efvy: 1/10/14 this is probably the most poetic sentence i have ever formed in my life tbh
therule-breaker: princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes
