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hypergiants: pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn “…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw.”
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Walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. It's your life. Do what makes you happy.
mzthuggr:i stopped explaining myself a while ago lol this is my life
1deep-dark-secreted-wife:Life is a beach and I’m just playing in the sand best way to explain my Saturday. Wishing everyone a enjoyable weekend folks 😘❤️👍🏻💯😇
Love watching Ambrose in the ring on TV but nothing beats watching him in real life.Truly an amazing talent. So meticulous and just ugh. So hard to explain. 👏👍
flannelbuttphenomenon: life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo,
pulpofiction: Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it” Then watch them crash and burn
allmymetaphors: thisishangingrockcomics: Ugh I just want to be sexy, damn it. THIS IS SO MUCH THE STORY OF Y LIFE THAT I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN Accept the fucking compliment jesus christ
h0odrich: words cannot explain the impact croutons have had on my life
prince-floss: this brick explains my life basically
safetyslut: I thought someone said I looked lovely but they actually said I looked lonely and that basically explains my entire life.
redefendpoppunk: hopelesshoping: (x) when jenna gave this speech at my day it was seriously the best thing. it was so appreciated and it was so perfect at this point in my life i don’t even know how to explain it all
gold-ens: aurinkotomaatteja: June 2013Tampere, FinlandI can’t explain how much I miss my life and infinite moments with beautiful people who make me feel good about myself. Nowadays I’m not even able to leave my house. Perfect
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sirteachingpet: I found her at a club, dancing in the middle of the crowd, with a circle of onlookers. Her skills were put to good use once I explained to her what she’d been practicing for all her life. -Sir
mindless-rapture: Explains my life in a nutshell
sillybimbobabes: Well, this was awkward. Things had been hard to explain before, but now this? This was the end. There was no going back from this. This was life altering on a massive scale. She shouldn’t be doing this, but what choice did she have?
missdanidaniels: delectatiomorosa: so apparently Dani and Erik are a real-life couple. would explain the intimacy. Also, simultaneous orgasm(which is really goddamn rare).
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myaurelia: Friendly PSA: You can change at any point in your life. You do not have to explain anything to anyone. If you know there’s areas that need improvement make it happen. Don’t allow anyone to hold you back from change.
thelovelybones124: mygayassshenanigans: anoriginalderivative: whitepeopletwitter: life is back pain i once heard a scientist in a documentary about evolution refer to the human spine as an “architectural nightmare” and then procede to explain why
keuppy: crsbbq: I would watch every event if they did this! And here’s our average joe, who was just explained five minutes ago how curling works. Here’s Stacey, she’s ice skated twice in her whole life and today she competes beside the best
aurinkotomaatteja: June 2013Tampere, FinlandI can’t explain how much I miss my life and infinite moments with beautiful people who make me feel good about myself. Nowadays I’m not even able to leave my house.
youngblackandvegan: life is so much simpler when you stop explaining yourself to people and just do what works for you
cwote: Walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. It’s your life. Spend your time doing what makes you happy.
spacemuffinz: dontcallmeairconditioner: nekoise: submissivefeminist: ambivalent-peaks: lalondes: #big comfy couch was soo fucking real about it This explains so much about my life I never thought I would reblog the Big Comfy Couch on this blog…
lookingfortheman: I can’t explain how much i love you with words, but i will spend my life showing you ^.^
hvndsomedevil: pretty-clitty:wstromberg28: bigthickwhitecock: princess-melli: sex-blawg: delectatiomorosa: so apparently Dani and Erik are a real-life couple. would explain the intimacy. Also, simultaneous orgasm(which is really goddamn rare).
denial-switch: Your training task for today: one person who knows you in your normal life has to see you like this. Up to you how much or little you explain. You can choose who. But you won’t be getting up until you’ve had your camera on for at least
thebuttmaster: I’ve never understood why there isn’t a class you have to take your senior year of high school called like “Life 101” where they teach you how to do taxes and pay bills and make resumes and how credit works and explain what in
harry-flipping-his-hair: gossip-paul: Nialler using the weather as an excuse to be antisocial. He’s one of us. omg. he is explaining my life’s excuse <3
paintingyourwing: giantspacefetus: get in, no time to explain what’s with all these math problems coming to life
everything-is-broken-here: ““Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, sit down with myself and explain that things were going to be okay, that everybody loses ground sometimes and it doesn’t mean anything. It’s the way life works. This is hard
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why
Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄
asleepylioness: Hello hello Lioness, It has been awhile hasn’t it? Around the time of restarting my blog I felt numb with life in general over the course of the last few months. It was hard to explain. But after a really good evening and night with
purplebuddhaquotes: “Life is so much simpler when you stop explaining yourself to people and just do what works for you.” —
Have you ever felt like you just don’t want to be here any more? Not ending your own life. Just not being here anymore. Hard to explain.
inpraiseofallblackmen: Someone needs to explain to me: What is this trend of sucking the BBC fully dressed? I think it’s disrespectful to her man. I’m 42 and have gotten 4 blowjobs in my life and EVEN for me, the girl at least had her top off!
skellytxt: Remember that time Carrie was explaining to Dan what periods felt like and his whole life flashed before his eyes
vermouthea: dunsparce: life is hard for this dog how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave to a dog
taktisk: sturmgewehrr: taktisk: life is like a giant mushroom Explain
kaizykat:korrainasamisjacket:XVideo Transcription:Hi, it’s me.Men are ruining my life.Let me explain: My roommate was getting to know this guy and was telling him stories about me.Pretty early on, the roommate mentions my name, Jubilee. And the
postcards-from-absurdland:norealdestination: khaldurahm-kal-el: chronotriggerwarning: m–ood: Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire Reblog to actually save a life To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the
So happy. I can't explain it. Maybe this is the other side of life. The part that doesn't suck. I don't want to go back. Pls don't make me go back.
