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donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis: You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life? Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids
milkdirnt: platonicknifelust: that’s not a fucking cat THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THIS DOG WAS LIKE “WHO THE FUCK DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO POKE MY ASS. WAS IT YOU. BITCH WAS IT YOU” I LOVE THIS VIDEO. I
slightlybitchy:Fuck my life. As soon as I want to lay low for a while this happens. To go or not to go? 🤔 Go bitch!
theventriloquistman: NO DOCTOR, SHE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND! She’s gonna help ruin your life one day! Trust no Bitch!
thechriscrocker: Been wanting to be fucked and dominated lately. Hand over my mouth while a guy pumps my ass full and calls me a bitch. I’ve only been fucked around 6 times in my entire life. It’s not a craving I have often but when I do, I want
moo-im-a-goat-loki: just-a-gay-bitch: one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob That was wild from start
papishanpoo: just because i blog a lot doesn’t mean i’m not out living life. tumblr is a mobile app, i can blog and fuck your bitch at the same time
fuck-this-life-bitch: I love it. Why? On the first gif you can see that she is broken, she is sad, but on the second one she looks like a fighter that won his fight, she’s not broken anymore, she is strong.
sosa-parks: just because i blog a lot doesn’t mean i’m not out living life. tumblr is a mobile app, i can blog and fuck your bitch at the same time
just because i blog a lot doesn’t mean i’m not out living life. tumblr is a mobile app, i can blog and fuck your bitch at the same time
evidently-evil: moo-im-a-goat-loki: just-a-gay-bitch: one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob That
r-osequeen: 4thaveshawty: benfuckingbagels: Creep up on yo bitch like Shawwwwww-deeeeeehhhh almost made the biggest mistake of my life not reblogging this
thank goodness this is not my life. too bad for you bitches out there that have to get your parent’s approval LOOOOOOOOOOOL
I’m either going to kill myself or kill this fucking bitch and her damn boyfriend that (not who, because it is too low of a life form to be considered a person) shoves words into her already demonic mind. Or I’ll just take down all of us.
just-a-gay-bitch: one time my friend started dating this anti-gay, pro-life conservative boy and she made him liberal but now he’s gay so it sort of backfired except not for me cause i gave him a blowjob
firerope: Are you going to open the door or not? you do realize when I said at the gym this morning I was coming over to take possession of you and all of your properties I wasn’t kidding. My darling little bitch your life as you knew it is now over.
youknowyouwantsit: homeofthegods:inadvertentlee: Art or Porn. I’m a softie at heart 😐 don’t dare me though, I’m not new to this - I’m true to this. Art. (in my head porn) Bitch my life is obliviated
lightskinnedboys: yourrrniggasdick: savvyifyanasty: britttttkneeeeee: theofficialbadboyzclub: Wait for it… I just gasped the loudest I have ever gasped in my life. Not expecting that 🙄🙄🙄 Omg 😂😂😂😂 BITCH IM DLETINGNGN’AEPRGIESFVS
OHMYFUCKINGHELL POST LIMIT IS THE WORST THING IN LIFE I PRAY TO NEVER EVER GO THERE AGAIN. WTF I DIDNT EVEN GET WARNED IT WAS JUST POOF DONE. TUMBLR STAFF NEEDS TO SEND US A MESSAGE LIKE “hey bitch ur posting a lot calm it down” BC NOT KNOWING
sexcitings: not studying for a test and then bitching about my grade afterwards: story of my life
There are few things that I can not stand in life, and probably my biggest hatred is when people bitch about others they’ve been romantically involved with. This rant will coincide with many other things but that is the primary point. When you
afrikcunt: mickeyjperez: broodingsoul: bloodandsoymilk: stability: when will this happen to me reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life Bitch I need this omg pls help me :D not my thing, but get it girl!
“FUCK…YEHHH” then a vixen climbed up onto the stage, while a female horse was still fucking her, and started poking its face inside the elephant’s anus. The elephant put the microphone into the end of her penis and pushed it all the way down,
another-random-dom: A bitch is for life, not just for Christmas.
I get a lot of people congratulating me on turning my life around but one of the huge steps in doing that is literally only focusing on yourself. Not worrying about what the next bitch is doing.
cumprise: Hope you not stalking my shit hoping my life sucks cause shit is going great bitch! Choke!
