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amourruse:pizza-slave:I’m soooo doing this for my next essay.where the fuck has this been my entire life
freegameplanet: Agar is a highly addictive multiplayer Katamari Damacy-esque blob-eat-blob survival game in which you control amoeba-like life forms who must consume other players to become the biggest, baddest, blobbiest organism in the world.A little
Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen
sdjsfan4ever: These are all amazing.Source: http://thegouldenway.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=life+is+strange
Bernie Sanders is like a real life Leslie Knope. All he's trying to do is make this hell hole better but all of the Pawneeins keep putting their faith in Senator Jam. Why is America Pawnee. Why is Trump actually Senator Jam. Why.
theconcealedweapon: Disabled Person: I can’t do this. Ableist: Yes you can. Quit using your disability as an excuse. The only disability in life is a bad attitude. Disabled Person: I can do this. Ableist: Then you’re not really disabled. You’re
septipliergrumps: soundtrack of my life
Therapeutic Baths That Can Change Your Life for the Better
james-nat: me: life:
allylaughsrainbows: I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO A COMIC SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRER LIFE
whiskey-and-a-wry-smile: razorlightt: jennitheodd: gh0stcity: gh0stcity: One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything. For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to
taschia: kingsleyyy: life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
asksweetcheeks: the-arena-ballerina: neptunain: christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose” “a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school”
rapunzelie: things i don’t own enough of • lingerie • candles • make up • other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
fatted: Family: *says something racist* Family: *says something sexist* Family: *says something homophobic* Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos* Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life* Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
nerdjpg: *looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes
Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said...
hotbabysitter: I’m pretty sure this kid’s life was over immediately after this aired.
vahnitr: this video and song combo is…… sensual…. thank you miike snow for my life
gay-armadillo: tatt00ine: ilikechildren–fried: jetpack-jenny: celticpyro: a-case-of-tragic-magic: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life #it would be nice to get
toku-viking: Me my entire life
sajwho: I drew just two pictres of dave with makeup and then I have suddenly lost control of my life
the-royal-sketchbook: thankyoucorndog: juliedillon: sicosa: WHAT WAHT WAT ??? ????? ????????? ??? reblog to save a life
rookia: kruciio: @rookia is a nasty weeb YTO F CUKIGN RUIN MY LIFE YOU FAKE FRIEND
chellybean615: mass effect has ruined my life and im 90% sure if aliens invade i’ll just try to date them
spoopkin: “Tired of your sex life? Wanna just fucking die?!?”
notlorenzo: totallyatomic: halharl-infigar: This is honestly my whole outlook on life MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK The range of emotions..
commanderfantasy: bootrear: friendlytroll: zooophagous: askgraphiteknight: themostemotionaldarkness: this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion,
the-chubby-nerd: sixpenceee: Victor Noir is more famous for his death and his grave than for his life. He was a journalist who was shot dead. To mark his grave, a bronze statue of the man lying down as if just shot was erected. This statue has since
andrvstian: andrvstian: this new kid at my job just accidentally loaded Ŭ,000 dollars onto a woman’s Starbucks card and i’ve never felt more well adjusted and put together in my life I’ve been corrected, it was ุ,000
the-littlestpixxxie: nativeash: micdotcom: this-is-life-actually: Most stories involving bullied fifth graders don’t often end with a show at New York Fashion Week. Most fifth graders aren’t Egypt “Ify” Ufele, who turned personal trauma into
weloveshortvideos: Living the life of crime
hereby: lulz-time: wtfstyls: Is that zane from 1direction this post ruined my life omg ive been trying to look for this post
osirisingold: trinathewolf: kyleehenke: its the simple things in life unmute this holy shit If I showed my girlfriend this our baby would be out and we could leave the hospital , I almost pissed lol
varsityqueerleadercaptain: demigoddessnik: Some looks from this past week . like actually the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen in my whole entire life
unofficiallydisney: alcoholicgifts: foxmccloud: can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this I need to know the end of this. What is this now-15 year old doing with his life right now and how much
bolto: this is the worst thing ive ever watched in my whole miserable life
peri-space-dorito: contagioushappiness: Everything about this post is perfect. Because growing up is for losers. OH MY FUCKIGN GOD I NEED IT
horsejesus: Therapist: How would you describe your life in one word Me: sadstuck
bente36:Based on the Lilo and Stitch scene. How your best friend came into your life.
pepoluan: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: inkstainedchocolateeyes: unpretty: thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning
kiltsfan: sixpenceee: This gravestone from 1875 reads: “Kate McCormick, Seduced and pregnant by her father’s friend, Unwed she died from abortion, her only choice, Abandoned in life and death by family, With but a single rose from her mother, Buried
thomas-sanders-with-vine: Life with the Crystal Gems is Tough ⭐️
shamelessmentality: These vines are my life
percahlia: icicle-frost: real life Allura y'all
mindfulwrath: danekez: SLARP Play-Acting Under Lowered Boundaries, Leveling Against Random Threats: Maybe Also Life-Long Challenges Or Problems PAUL BLART: MALL COP
femsheparding: “[me3 shepard] started thinking of herself as less than a person, and more as a band-aid to a wound she couldn’t close. she was nearly suicidal— risking her life at every turn in increasingly reckless ways— because all she wanted
kyloren-is-my-life: republicansno: swansingr: tarntino: all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather zeus #i meAN YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT WRONG fuckboy: I wanna put my dick in it.zeus: my son
bearsister: this baby is wearing a dress that costs more than my human life
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
cricketsqueak: elemeno-pee: mitochondriaandbunnies: Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: ysera: daredevans: ysera: beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome shrek never mind post cancelled coward
taktisk: sturmgewehrr: taktisk: life is like a giant mushroom Explain
lightly-salted-lays: kant: kylebisc: LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL this is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life I’m actually logging off. I am T I R E D
dollymattel: dollymattel:do u ever experience something so minorly inconvenient & feel ur heart start racing & ur face getting hot & realize what an actual real life mess u are i swear all tht happened was not being able 2 screw the top of
suzannart: my life depended on this
d1ck3dd0wn: ACE IS EVERYTHING I NEED IN MY LIFE GOD DAMN!
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