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violent-rape-fantasies: You didn’t grow up with proper male guidance in your life, so let me tell you how this works. Nobody cares what you think, nobody gives a shit how you feel, and there is nothing in your empty brain that needs to leak out your
nocakeno: kahtiihma: crimson-falling: 4chansey: literally taking a bath in glitter rn Let me tell you a little something about Star Light Star Bright. If you even pick up this little fucker, you will have glitter on you, on your things and all around
therothwoman: imaginarycircus: thelonelybrilliance: When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I
thugbangles: let me tell you about the magical properties of the ‘red lip’ it looks good on anyone there’s a shade for everyone it makes you feel like you can conquer the world and then you will proceed to conquer the world instant bad vibez repellant
millenniumpedant: imagine having amnesia and this one guy you know who’s a huge dick and hates you is like “oh no worries, let me tell you exactly what happened, in roleplay form” which he does, and now you remember his weird slightly inaccurate
davestriderinthighhighs: Let me tell you, if you are ever with a person who has anxiety, and they ask you to order their food for them, or stand next to them when they buy something, or reassure them countless times exactly the time and place where you
myredbike: Into my lapBe still, my love. Let all those confronting thoughts rushing through your head finally settle down. Quiet your mind and release the pressure from your body. Lay your head into my lap and let me tell you a story…It’s the tale
roses-and-ivy: writing-prompt-s: You have a reputation for being horribly indecisive. In truth, you’ve been cursed with the ability to see every possible negative outcome of every choice you make, no matter how minor. Oh boy let me tell you a thing
davestriderinthighhighs:Let me tell you, if you are ever with a person who has anxiety, and they ask you to order their food for them, or stand next to them when they buy something, or reassure them countless times exactly the time and place where you
lookninjas: therothwoman: imaginarycircus: thelonelybrilliance: When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days
ablazeandalive: theverge: The Nobel Prize-winning professor who said this:“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them,
pre-med-timelord: czeppeli: gocl-like: yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is? have you heard of catholicism cause friend let me tell you Hahahahahaha I’m dying
apha4me: nocakeno: kahtiihma: crimson-falling: 4chansey: literally taking a bath in glitter rn Let me tell you a little something about Star Light Star Bright. If you even pick up this little fucker, you will have glitter on you, on your things
wemblingfool: coolcatgroup: cutekittensarefun: The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat. “You’re in my bed. You’re in my room. You’re in my house. And let me tell you something, I am most certainly not a happy camper. No, sir. Indeed
thecrapper: mofaultra: Another hot roleplay! “Lets try something new,” I say to him, with a naughty half-smile on my face. “Let me tell you about this porn I saw recently…” Hes a bit nervous but willing to try. Watch as he takes a GIANT
melotae: Realistic. A little too much that it ruins you. Being so serious about everything you do, closing your heart to everything that could possibly give you joy. I have been a realist for too long, and let me tell you this: instead of making myself
ablazeandalive:theverge: The Nobel Prize-winning professor who said this:“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls. Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticize them,
cokeproblem: Let me tell you something about intimacy. It doesn’t matter how many people you make out with or have sex with, it will never compare to the one person who you spend hours talking to every day, who you can have an exstisential crisis with,
tnegrasgaem: nocakeno: kahtiihma: crimson-falling: 4chansey: literally taking a bath in glitter rn Let me tell you a little something about Star Light Star Bright. If you even pick up this little fucker, you will have glitter on you, on your things
SANDY: Smart kid like you, you gotta have a plan. Some kind of a dream. RYAN: Let me tell you something, okay? Where I’m from, having a dream doesn’t make you smart. Knowing it won’t come true, that does.
reallybadbabes: Let me tell you about this taned teen girl that we met the other day. Her name was Anna and she was just nineteen years old. She had never done any modeling before, let alone nude modeling. However, when we showed her the cash, she was
l0ver: dayumshecangetit: ataleof2men: lyssavillalobos: till-i-bleed: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHINGDO YOU SEE THIS? THIS IS WHAT SHE WANTS WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND? DON’T ASK JUST FUCKING HUG HER SHOW HER YOU’RE THERE DO IT THAT’S
twinspeaks: Forever Favorite Films → Dazed and Confused (1993) Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.
stan-the-man-marsh:Let me tell you, if you are ever with a person who has anxiety, and they ask you to order their food for them, or stand next to them when they buy something, or reassure them countless times exactly the time and place where you will
professorsmarticus: let me tell you something Kari this is why this is why we are not going to be friends this is why I am never going to give you socks this is why the only thing I am going to give you is a slap to the face with a fish i love you so
