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“Want to see how far down this tan really goes?” Submitted by turtleplz.
“You’re going to need a shock blanket when I’m finished with you.” Submitted (with photo) by i-am-s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d.
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 4 (This is the 4th most popular post from this blog.)
“When Greg handed me your uncut birthday video, I was hoping for something very different.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
“I promise not to shout Graham, Gavin, or Geoff during sex.”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“Stop kicking that tire… I know a better way to get your frustration out.”
“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love to deal with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Sherlock’s not the only one who always carries handcuffs… and I won’t tell you ‘down, girl.’”
“Those things’ll kill you… I know what you should put in your mouth instead.”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
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“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Inspector Bosco for Gaia Online’s Final Line CI :)) I think this is the fifth or sixth cop character I’ve ended up drawing for Gaia =~=;;;
