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The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
gingerhaze: Lestrade is in the background filming it all on his phone Gingerhaze Week: Day 4
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“You don’t need a fake drugs bust to get into my flat.”
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly take Sherlock Holmes.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds clues.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want me to be.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“If you thought I didn’t love you, I would send an entire press conference the same text message.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of you, I’d be Scotland Yard without Sherlock.â€
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic, I’ll reblog the best ones.
“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
As per this blog’s tradition, here is your annual Valentine’s Day video! Sorry that I’m rambly and that my camera was apparently having some focusing issues.Thanks @littlegirl-boy for sending me your questions!
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks to your decanter, but what I’m really thirsty for is you.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,†or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!
“You can call me Giles if I can call you mine.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
“How anyone could not love you is harder to figure out than how an old lady could die of hypothermia in a sauna.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The tale of a boy, his very special umbrella, and a few jealous people.
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap
i don’t even c-o-u-r-t-n-e-y: lestrade raking mycroft in comfortwhos-crashing-now: LESTRADE RAKING MYCROFTS BACK WITH A RAKE TO COMFORT TO HIM ABOUT HIS WEIGHT
CLICK FOR NSFW jurassicjohnlock answered: a funny one where sherlock and john are doing something naughty in lestrade’s office, like maybe a blow job, and lestrade walks in on them (AND NOT THAT YOU CAN SEE IT BUT) dystopiamachine answered: john
bakerstreetbricolage: Steel and Daffodils This print is now available on RedBubble GORGEOUS! of course since it’s my two fave colors I must gush over this beauty!
mybelovedcheshire: #lestrade’s least irritating officer is lestrade
sic-semper-cynicus: kikibelge: DI Greg Lestrade Appreciation Post For the Lestrade in my life. Eww what’s all this gooey stuff Oh It’s just my heart melting <3
the-hedgehog-of-baskerville: IS ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MOLLY AND LESTRADE IN THE TRAILER FOR EPISODE 2? HELLO LESTRADE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE LABTHIS IS NOT SCOTLAND YARD OH NOTHIN’, JUST CHECKIN’ OUT MOLLY’S FAB HAIR Y’KNOW AND CRIME
songofages: theheadtheheartthetardis: Can we just appreciate Papa Lestrade for a moment? I mean. Papa Lestrade went to John’s place to give him some of Sherlock’s things and knew that John was lying to him after he said he was ok. You can see
intern-dana-has-the-tardis: captainarnerica: glitterandmetal-yt-da: dontgigglesherlock: if you don’t love Lestrade I don’t know what you’re doing with your life Molly is trying so hard not to laugh at Lestrade. Meanwhile Sherlock can’t tell
thescienceofjohnlock: penns-woods: dex5m: Lestrade the vlogger I would pay good money to see Lestrade’s YouTube channel. god yeah