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landorus: landorus: I FINALLY CAUGHT HIM AFTER KILLING HIM LIKE 8 TIMES AND AROUND 150 ULTRA BALLS can we not talk about my penis right now i just caught mewtwo
landorus: IS SOMEONE LOOKING TO KILL ME OR SOMETHING
landorus: if u dont like long distance relationships thats cool. but u have to be a huge piece of shit to tell someone that their love isnt real and the relationship is fake
landorus: my #1 turn on is fast downloading
landorus: this is so embarrassing
landorus: theres nothing i hate more than going in a tag and seeing the same shitty post 37 times with weheartit sources
landorus: cashier: that’ll be Ŭ.20 me: bruh cashier: bruh
landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
landorus: dont look at me i’ll fall in love with u
landorus: no offense but gay porn is a little.. gay
landorus: Depression: *starts to poke its head into 2018* Me:
landorus: tomato-market: landorus: DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS heard u were talking shit i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before
landorus: no-this-is-jarod: landorus: i love it when girls call me diddy diddy you mean daddy no i didnt
landorus: sickbanter: landorus: god they cant catch a break they can’t catch a ball either
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landorus: landorus: never unfollow someone after they post a selfie. hits u right in the self esteem if 1 more person reblogs this and adds “in the selfie esteem” i will knock u the fuck out in the self esteem
landorus: newslang06: spoopyrupi: blastortoise: landorus: im pretty sure pineapple pizza is a huge sin in every religion good thing im an atheist *owned* honey you don’t even need god to tell you pineapple pizza is wrong If pineapple pizza is
