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hotsexyeroticcollection: You can’t knock a girl with the features and ability to suck her own tits. I jokingly ask my wife to do it, and even though she thinks it’s just to be funny, it’s kind of hot.
peng-ko: tone-chan: Overly attached Knock Out is…overly attached…… Mwah ha ha! My shitty comic skills and horrible jokes are now violating Tumblr! >:DD Overprotective Knock Out is the best.
averyconfusingcouple: Are you going to start behaving now? Or do I have to knock you down a PEG or two?… (dad jokes)
juanleona: My sister and cousin held me spread open as they called my little brother to come fuck me. I laughed saying good joke guys, get my little brother to knock me up, huh. To my shocked surprise they pulled my panties to the side as my brother
tennantsinthetardis: Best knoc knock joke of all time
okay, no joke, I get my ass kicked in Never Have I Ever, because while I’m straightedge, my queer and poly experience knocks me out in a few rounds.
seegson: This is still better than the “get knocked down and bitten in the face” death.
courtthisdisaster:I know fanfiction is like this big joke and everything, but man, have I read some fics that have completely knocked the wind out of me. New York Times Best Sellers could NEVER.
russian-and-soviet-cinema: Natasha, are you asleep? It’s already 6 a.m., Natasha. Get up, we’ve knocked everything down over there. We’ve knocked down every thing, Natasha, this is not a joke.
subliminalmusings: weteevee: subliminalmusings: weteevee: knock knock who’s there shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually have a joke i’m sorry shit i posted this thinking no one would reblog it i don’t actually
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
phillipspena: phillipspena: phillipspena: phillipspena: phillipspena: wanna hear a joke ok knock knock whose there no one because you have no friends
harry2016: harry2016: Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end
ryoji-dearest: mikky lets tonsil hockey i’ll knock my puck into your goal~
i can see noiz sending koujaku what would seem like a bad joke at but then turning it into a bad sext like. “knock knock.” “who’s there.” “eat me out.” and koujaku will probably either a, pop a boner, or b, beat the shit out of him
“Alright, that was a cheap joke. Okay, I admit it. And I’m gonna do it again, like four times in the movie, and I’m just gonna apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh. And I like things that make me laugh.”
theappleppielifestyle: #steve rogers is a little shit okay#he loves seeing people get what’s coming to them#LOOK AT THIS MAN#he’s like#’aw yeah you thought she wouldn’t hit you cause she’s a dame’#’JOKES ON YOU ASSHOLE’#’SHE JUST KNOCKED
meladoodle: jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
showgirlsteve: you are allowed one “fuck” in a pg-13 movie and I think civil war should use that fuck by having someone reference the language joke from AoU and steve telling them to knock it the fuck off
Guy I’m kinda talking to: early knock off what should I do?Me jokingly: I’m making cookies, come to mine Guy: alright I gotta go to the gym first Me: surely you have a better offer than making cookies with me? Him: aha I don’t have friends hun20
sammieknowsherplace:This is not a fucking jokes. Beat the fuck out of a white boy and watch how fast our panties drop. All my fellow white girls who have surrendered their body to the black man after watching him knock out their inferior white boyfriend
officialunitedstates: dorkintheflask: officialunitedstates: reblog if you’ve been known to tell a joke once in a while Knock knock xD that is my favorite one
Have any of you guys actually seen Amy’s standup? Most of her jokes are knocks at herself. Her gimmick is the dumb blonde chick that says stupid shit all the time. Stop giving comedians so much shit which their jokes I’m a “beaner”
pancakesandplaid: transcendmatter: “All right, that was a cheap joke, okay. I admit it, and I’m going to do it again like 4 times in the movie, and I’m just going to apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh.
sammieknowsherplace: This is not a fucking jokes. Beat the fuck out of a white boy and watch how fast our panties drop. All my fellow white girls who have surrendered their body to the black man after watching him knock out their inferior white boyfriend
indeedy: As a joke my brother wanted to show me how big his cock was! It wasn't funny... Because the punch line got me all heated, and I started riding that horse until our parents came knocking on the damn door!!!Follow Me If You Like It Nasty
the-amazing-leo-dicaprio: sparkles1711: A real joke told by Leonardo DiCaprio: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.Three years
sachabaroncohen: A real joke told by Leonardo DiCaprio: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.Three years later, there’s a
cuckman3: My wife teased my friend Jerome that his black cock would be too big for her tight white pussy. He joked that it wasn’t that big, but said when he came it was like knocking the top of a fire hydrant off! Well she got drunk and I persuaded
roughrimjob: doritoed: snoia: doritoed: snoia: doritoed: KNOCK, KNOCK! whos there WOO woo who? DONT GET SO EXCITED, IT’S JUST A JOKE!
myjourneytofearlesss: why hasnt anyone yet made this joke knock knock whos there taylor swift no its becky
caitlinfrisk: fewandbyfar: caitlinfrisk: I wonder how many people just heard me have an orgasm: a novel by me The neighbour just knocked on the wall: the sequel Guys this is no joke
theganjafairy: theganjafairy:Purple wheelchair An oldie but goodie! This purple wheelchair is no joke! It’ll knock you right off your feet and make you feel as if you need some assistance even getting to the fridge! It has a floral grape-like taste
char-siu-bao replied to your post “i am entirely skeptical that Weiss could actually knock Blake out, so…”AH-HA i knew she did something than knock her out. :Di hope u kno that was 100% a joke so stop being a mood killer please and thanks
andtheboylovedthetree:suburban-tarzan: dad-mart: noah745332657: versaillesat-night: mystonerlife:My friends medicated wedding cake. Yup, this bitch will knock you on your ass. Best 4/20 Weddingare yOU FUCKING JOKING SOMEBODY GIVE THIS TO ME NOW
