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knitmeapony: unqualitytime: meowgon: oshaikeuchi: fuckyeahadventuretimegifs: frequentlytimelow: Runnin’ Errands with my Mom - Jeremy Shada aka Finn the Human Boy I AM FUCKING CRYING idk what to think about this NO ONE TOLD ME THIS KID IS
knitmeapony:allsonargent: favorite comedies that ended too soon ≡ Better Off Ted (2009-2010)“God, you people are paranoid. No wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you.” Please watch this show. It is exceptionally funny.
knitmeapony: dreaminpng: allonnziii: kellanium: #probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this. It’s still hillarious. One of my favorite lines I kinda feel like the writers
knitmeapony: ryl-e-coyote: i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism,
knitmeapony:Hooray, my trick or treat bags are almost done!First, the chocolate bag. Normally I give full size chocolate bars but I wanted to shop responsibly so there are four mini Tony’s Chocolonely along with an assortment of other candy. There
knitmeapony: alykat86: authorkurikuri: tom-sits-like-a-whore: louisdupont: who is on your team, captain? #completely convinced marvel just finds the actual characters to play their parts Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all
knitmeapony: bunnyfood: (via alxbngala:x) SUCH A GOOD HELPER.
knitmeapony: 2damnfeisty: krystinasealy: Groom: “today, I am not only declaring my love to your mom but to you as well. I will be your protector, rock, and biggest supporter. Will you allow me to be your dad?” Flower girl: “yes!” There wasn’t
knitmeapony: thelizakate: foodffs: Mix Batter in a Plastic Bag Instead of a Bowl Really nice recipes. Every hour. Yeah why bother with those pesky washable and reusable bowls when you can add to our world’s ever-growing pile of garbage. Because
knitmeapony: 3liza: a while back, ghostbong bought a very cheap, very used Roomba from craigslist. "so, you’re going to ‘hack’ this, right?“ said the man at the parking lot rendezvous. but we just wanted a vacuum. since then, the
knitmeapony: Luxury model and sports model.
knitmeapony: Baby goblin baby goblin baby goblin.
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
knitmeapony:Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.
knitmeapony: life goals.
knitmeapony: sosuperawesome: Pressed Flowers and Glass Jewelry and Bow Ties by Tereza Varga on Etsy More like this @goodbyeomelas Aesthetic.
knitmeapony: seraangel: elidyce: thefirenationpalacehasgreatwifi: nightefury: rabidauthor: trashy-prince: 2srooky: shanellbklyn: x-cunt-hunter-x: kxngvxgitx: cold-fury: One of the best moments of my childhood. BITCH ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS
knitmeapony: enjolrastic: Sort of Incorrect Les Miserables Lyrics — You’re the One That I Want No, that looks right to me.
knitmeapony: black-brat: notoriousadd: rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back
knitmeapony: I love this sewing tin pin so much. By @nautikalmiles
knitmeapony:pyrebomb:qqueenofhades:FBI person on CNN is now saying that the recovered documents are so sensitive that the FBI is literally going to run secure fingerprint analysis to see who even touched them.I’m not saying prayer circle to send
knitmeapony: dammit-mcu: drfitz: Bucky + Sam #THIS RELATIONSHIP #THIS AMAZING RELATIONSHIP #honestly this mutual contempt and petty fighting is 10000x better than any ‘sam is a wonderful counselor and bucky learns to heal’ #god bless #people
knitmeapony: sarcastartist: buzzfeed: This Cop Bought A Struggling Dad A Car Seat Instead Of Issuing Him A Ticket “A citation or ticket is not always the solution to somebody’s problems.” that’s a good police person Can you I.M.A.G.I.N.E
knitmeapony: gahdamnpunk: ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾 This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
knitmeapony:This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen I wasn’t ready
knitmeapony: samwilson: nyoom
knitmeapony: This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen
knitmeapony: ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.
knitmeapony: sarkyfancypants: g1ados: best friends more like “hey I found porn of your OTP here you go” best friends more like “hey I made porn of your OTP here you go” best friends more like “hey I made porn of your OT4 wanna beta it”
knitmeapony: i-will-not-be-caged: I’m tricking my students into writing a research paper by having them write an open letter and then strengthen their argument by adding evidence. They were allowed to write about anything they wanted for the first
knitmeapony: ennui-girl: witch-of-habonim-dror: you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact Please publish as many
knitmeapony: voidbat: i have never seen “…fair enough.” so eloquently stated, and he did it with only his face. Mandy Patinkin is a goddamned genius.
knitmeapony: gastonsantlers: “No, I will not stop! For every minute for the rest of my life, I will fight.” Never forget that 80% of Disney princesses will fuck you up with the right provocation.
knitmeapony: sexxxpensive: the accuracy though Police crime = justified, proportional response
knitmeapony: iwriteaboutfeminism: Tips for allies, re: Ferguson. All my cousins, listen to this. And don’t forget #Ferguson is still a thing.
knitmeapony: darktome:look what the hotel microwave does Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one
knitmeapony: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
knitmeapony: god-of-gold: drneverland: Best underreaction ever. That guy needs his own movie. In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him. He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras
knitmeapony: Oh lord.
knitmeapony: punkrockluna: ilovecharts: Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour *Flings this chart at baby boomers* The 1979 student would have to work about 10 weeks at a part-time job (~203 hours) — basically,
knitmeapony: poeticdarkbeauty: who is this brilliant man Jacque Fresco. He really is a frigging genius. His partner, Roxanne Meadows, is also pretty boss, and I’m a little irritated she does not have her own wikipedia page.
knitmeapony: saddlebum: spinsterprivilege: cinnamonxwolf: iswearimnotnaked: If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please
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kiriamaya:commanderbishoujo:fyithe term Mary Sue stems from an actual character named Mary Sue in a Star Trek fic way back in the stone age of the 70s that was written specifically to mock female Trek OCs for being badly written wish fulfillment vehicles
gehayi: numbledore: bootyscientist: descentintotyranny: Anti-trans trolling spree forces Wikipedia to ban U.S. House staffers for third time Aug. 21 2014 Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, has once again blocked all computers from the U.S. House
destitutedandy: Guys guys guys we really need to make this one thing clear
dontbearuiner: So I went on a bit of a rant on Twitter earlier. If you’re no longer making money at cons, either stop going or refocus. It’s not other peoples’ fault that your business model no longer caters to them.
jetpackexhaust: Anyone who thinks women are ruining gaming is ruining gaming.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: omendreamer: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: infinite-machine: babyslits: Awesome King in Yellow costume. Still awesome. SO COOL <3 Impressively unsettling. The mask looks sooooooo creepy…
