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eightlimbedpanda: red-faced-wolf: phils-mum-and-llama-placentas: veteasabertu: Famous company logos on non-matching products I feel so uncomfortable I would smoke Lipton ice tea Kinder Surprise condoms? Man…that is wrong on many many levels heh.
vira-sana: Reminder: Losing weight only makes you lighter. It doesn’t make you kinder, smarter, more creative, more passionate, more determined, or happier.
edadvice: vira-sana: Reminder: Losing weight only makes you lighter. It doesn’t make you kinder, smarter, more creative, more passionate, more determined, or happier. This is a fact.
animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
Yo sabía que tendría problemas académicos desde que mi fríjol no germinó en el kínder
heavenhillgirl: Christiane F. - Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo (1981), dir. Uli Edel
amandesbleus: WIR KINDER VOM BAHNHOF ZOO
acidhopes: Christiane F. – Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo
duskels: “Be a little kinder than you have to.” — E. Lockhart (via quotemadness)
soracities: “At night there’s another life…we don’t talk about it but we notice…Time is much kinder at night, there’s nothing to wait for, nothing is out of date…” — John Berger, From A to X: A Story in Letters
Meine Welt 18+kein Zugang für Kinder
bootydetective: Kinder Chivette
alltypesofillshitson: Kinder Chivette
just-shower-thoughts: 23 years on this planet, and I’ve only now realised that the yellow capsules inside Kinder eggs are the yoke of an egg.
shh-im-in-my-mindpalace: empathzu: ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs wait there are mean eggs you poor soul
catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in America.
theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in
knightscrest: once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs
1997kitten: yeule: Christiane F. – Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo (1981) Sleep when you’re dead. best book and movie
annyadraws:Lapis Lazuli ◕︿◕✿I wish you a happy new year, may 2018 be kinder to us all ♥ ♥ ♥ Thank you for following me and sending nice messages through 2017, I didn’t reply to all of you because I was in a really shitty place
heffydoodle: cosmicremix: lalondes: HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time. Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more
myponynews: My Little Pony Chupa Chups — chocolate balls or eggs containing a small toy inside, similar to Kinder Surprise Eggs — have been popping up in stores in Russia. Ponies included are the mane six, Princess Cadance, Princess Celestia, Princess
tlatophat: Actually, Kinder Surprise Eggs were ‘banned’ before they existed. In the 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, there is a section banning the sale of “confectionery product with a non-nutritive object, partially or totally embedded
official-german-translationen: No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder
rabbit-kinder: cobrall: kleinsens: polishhammer83: twunkmichaelmell: what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid
elkian: knellofarciel: technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition next time can you just come kill me in person it would be kinder
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:blue–folder:“Drinking Buddies” I painted it in 2019. Probably my best work. No more darker and edgier reboots instead here is the happier and kinder version of Jaws In which Jaws just wants to party on the beach but people
deathgripsforcutie: konkeydongcountry: abbasgreatesthits: kinder chocolate tastes so fucking weird i ate two of them and now i feel sick also the packaging is creepy as shite what the hell
just-shower-thoughts: The US has banned Kinder Eggs but is cool with laundry detergent gel packs that look like candy.
kafkamilktea: akoolguy: kafkamilktea: thighlander: ihatejonarbuckle: kafkamilktea: I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside??? russian kinder surprise That looks like
allthecanadianpolitics: Statement from Burnaby Mayor, Derek Corrigan on the approval of the Kinder Morgan Trans Mountain Pipeline Expansion. Burnaby is the 3rd largest city in British Columbia. Mayor Corrigan has also previously said that if it comes
lyjerria:as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make
mulletlove:bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because
normal-horoscopes:I KNOW THIS IS A TOUGH TIME FOR MY LANDLORD FOLLOWERS SO JUST REMEMBER THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE A KINDER MORE GENTLE PLACE IF YOUR HEAD WAS ON A SPIKE
memeseverdie: caninegame94: kafkamilktea: akoolguy: kafkamilktea: thighlander: ihatejonarbuckle: kafkamilktea: I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside??? russian kinder
lyjerria: as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes
lovelysuggestions:the kinder you are, the more beautiful you become
oarfjsh:oarfjsh:oarfjsh:this sure is the time of all lines, huhbeloved german childrens television mascot Maus explaining kids the war in ukraine & giving tips on how to cope linkkika themenseite (videoformat)zdf logo (ältere kinder)falls jemand
wholeheartedsuggestions:i wish you kinder, softer days that put your heart at ease
kosmogrl:unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)
courtsoflife: NEGRITE O QUE VOCÊ GOSTA Comidas: Brigadeiro | Lasanha | Doritos | Kinder ovo | Batata frita | Salgadinhos | Pão de queijo| Hamburg | Cup cake | Yogoberry | Pizza | Fandangos | Cheetos | Sorvete | Chocolate | Miojo | Pipoca | Outros.
Tô em duvida se compro um Kinder Ovo ou uma casa.
Fui comprar um Kinder ovo, mas preferi comprar uma Ferrari, tava quase o mesmo preço.
Mc Donalds custava R$ 4,50. Meninas de 11 anos brincavam de boneca, meninos de 12 anos assistiam a Cavaleiros do Zodíaco. As músicas tinham coreografia. Tênis de luzinha era essencial, Kinder Ovo era 1 real. Maquiagem era coisa de gente grande. Pra
Você tá na aula, olha o relógio e são 11:00 hrs, daí você abaixa a cabeça pra dormir, você sonha, tem filhos, casa, compra uma mansão, conhece seu ídolo, dá um kinder ovo ao seu filho na páscoa, um Ipad no natal, daí você acorda, olha pro
Mc Donalds custava RŬ,50. Coca Cola era R$ 2,00. Meninas de 11 anos brincavam de boneca, meninos de 12 assistiam Dragon Ball Z. As músicas tinham coreografia. Tênis de luzinha era a moda do momento, Kinder Ovo era R$ 1,00. Maquiagem era coisa de gente
—Oye, ¿todavía somos novios? —¿Quién eres? —Juanito, el de Kinder :c.
Dica para ficar rico: Assalte a fábrica de Kinder Ovo.
SOU LINDA, SEXY, DESEJADA, FAMOSA NO TUMBLR, TODOS REBLOGAM MEUS POSTS, SOU CRIATIVA,TODOS ME AMAM, SOU BILIONÁRIA, TENHO TUDO O QUE QUERO, TENHO IPHONE, KINDER OVO...... só que não.
