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superamiuniverse: Waffle’s Kinder Creme Egg Kindergarten. Since the beautiful natural way of nature doesnt flow in Waffle’s artificial material world, She needs to breed her Livestock somehow. By turning the Lady human into an incubator and shovin
hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder
myponynews: My Little Pony Chupa Chups — chocolate balls or eggs containing a small toy inside, similar to Kinder Surprise Eggs — have been popping up in stores in Russia. Ponies included are the mane six, Princess Cadance, Princess Celestia, Princess
tlatophat: Actually, Kinder Surprise Eggs were ‘banned’ before they existed. In the 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, there is a section banning the sale of “confectionery product with a non-nutritive object, partially or totally embedded
theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in
shar-fireshar: ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-czechitout: “The US doesn’t have kinder eggs!”“Yes we do *Takes a picture of me holding them*”“WELL THEY’RE NOT LEGAL!”“Neither is cocaine, yet here I am, doing a line off
gallifreyanturtles: theoriginalspike: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: a powerpoint on english sweets I know all of these sweets. I’ve had all of these sweets. Half of them you can only find during special times of the year. Others (like kinder eggs) AREN’T
transparent-flowers: *goes to boy’s house* *gets offered a yogurt**goes to girl’s house* *gets offered blankets, tea, nailpolish, strawberries, oversized hoodies, smoothies, fuzzy socks, Kinder surprise eggs, hair ties, pomegranates, lotion*
cherry-flavored-lollipops: rabioheab: dropping out of school to move to the United States and become and illegal kinder egg dealer we need people like you
xxinfamousxx321-deactivated2020:@moringmark This beauty is what I call Operation: Kinder, an egg-like shell covered in solar panels held by titanium alloy housing a metal stablizer to hold the egg in place. Inside is a warming mechanism with built in
animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
stonedpest: surprise bud I forgot I had hiding in a kinder egg✨🌼🌺✨
catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in America.
rabioheab: dropping out of school to move to the United States and become an illegal kinder egg dealer