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My mom came back from her overseas trip and brought me this. I laughed quite a bit and she didn’t appreciate it that I called her an international trafficker. For those that don’t get why this is funny, Kinder Eggs have been banned in the

From my Rabbit Sale~!Commission for Maxcen of Nui Harime and Nonon Jakuzure from Kill la Kill Really wish I don’t have to resort to outside sources to getting my hands on kinder eggs. So deprived of good chocolate~!

blueprotoss reblogged your photo and added:No kinder eggs for Rara, lol.Mini eggs are still awesome tho

empathzu: ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs wait there are mean eggs

cherry-flavored-lollipops: rabioheab: dropping out of school to move to the United States and become and illegal kinder egg dealer we need people like you

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

aleksthetiel: I PUT THE TOP HALF OF A KINDER EGG CAPSULE ON ALEKS HEAD AND HE’S JUST SITTING HERE SINGING

I got this hairclip from a kinder egg so i put it on my scolipede

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

impersonatr: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT LOOK AT THIS TINY CAR I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED

giraffepoliceforce: And like there are legitimate consequences for having Kinder Eggs? I managed a candy store for a while and there were multiple times where a police officer came in to check to make sure we weren’t selling Kinder Eggs. If we were

animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

knightscrest: once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs

castiel-knight-of-hell: In America it’s legal for small children to fire these weapons if they have a parent’s permission (x) but Kinder eggs are banned because “What if the parents don’t watch the child closely enough and they choke on the

coluring: this kinder egg surprise has two layers of shell…

mulletlove: bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in America.

ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

thegayeducator: empathzu: ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs wait there are mean eggs WAIT! Americans don’t have kinder eggs? I’m in Canada and we have kinder eggs. What do Americans

rabioheab: dropping out of school to move to the United States and become and illegal kinder egg dealer

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

impersonatr: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT LOOK AT THIS TINY CAR I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED

thegodawfulgatsby: so since I’m abroad I decided to finally experience the mysterious Kinder Egg conclusions: it was a delightful, delicious, utterly magical experience, and I am very upset that they do not exist in the States

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT LOOK AT THIS TINY CAR I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED HERE, YOU SCREWED UP BIG TIME AMERICA

animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

knightscrest: once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs

impersonatr: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT LOOK AT THIS TINY CAR I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

impersonatr: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: 100timesrick-and-mortydotcom: I FORGOT I HAD THIS KINDER EGG I’M AMERICAN AND LOOK AT THIS CHOCOLATE MIRACLE AND NOW THE SURPRISE, SHIT LOOK AT THIS TINY CAR I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS PRODUCT IS BANNED

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

just-shower-thoughts: 23 years on this planet, and I’ve only now realised that the yellow capsules inside Kinder eggs are the yoke of an egg.

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace: empathzu: ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs wait there are mean eggs you poor soul

catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in America.

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

knightscrest: once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs

animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

whatkindofanameistheresisty: mulletlove: bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

just-shower-thoughts: The US has banned Kinder Eggs but is cool with laundry detergent gel packs that look like candy.

mulletlove:bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

cherry-flavored-lollipops: rabioheab: dropping out of school to move to the United States and become and illegal kinder egg dealer we need people like you

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

theladylillibet: catsidae: Some things that should be acceptable by now: Girls having sleepovers with boys. Female nipples showing. Marriage equality and equality in general. Doing what you want with your body. Wearing what you want, Kinder eggs in

animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace: empathzu: ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs wait there are mean eggs you poor soul

empathzu: ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs wait there are mean eggs You poor souls.

knightscrest: once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs

yeahomo: svcuriosities: cerebralzero: yeahomo: how are kinder eggs banned in the US, but assault rifles aren’t? It’s actually the exact opposite kinder eggs aren’t banned(see kinder joy) and assault rifles have been banned in the US since 1986

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