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oborolover:*bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*
it is OBJECTIVELY the best flavor. Leave your wrong opinions on the best flavor of instant ramen in the notes. Unless it’s also hot n spicy chicken flavor, in which case, good taste my man
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officialsegasaturn: i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly
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dirtbaby2016: powerburial: oborolover: *bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly* all their bagels are undercooked all the bagels are undercooked but there a community of people who
everyday-younglife: shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
butchlizbian:lordazazel23:A concept: female presenting crowley wearing one of these YesThis killed me instantly
garmbreak1: splitjawjanitor: lubricates: theghostofsomethingorother: arin-arryn: - Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010) i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly same I mean… She would know. Barbie ran as a Dem
pearlitariat: me: ok time to work on real art and *thousands of shitty kin doodles fall out of my pockets, killing me instantly*
an-actual-stone: fuckshitavenue: an-actual-stone: hey thots seeing bbq grill rendered in 3d nearly killed me instantly, which her shotgun will let her finish me off i just remembered someone made a 3d model of bbq girll for gmod. and as well,
hokuto-ju-no-ken: hokuto-ju-no-ken: hokuto-ju-no-ken: she attack she protect she smash this barrel over my head, killing me instantly
thefeelofavideogame: femdom in 1997: I want a pretty lady to step on me femdom in 2017: I want a 7 foot tall half-orc fighter woman to matrix wall run up a wall and do a backflip, bisecting my spine with a heel kick and killing me instantly
switch-up-snowfox: theghostofsomethingorother: arin-arryn: - Barbie (Toy Story 3, 2010) i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly I mean it’s not wrong.
scoobydew4u: oborolover: *bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly* @thedovahcat
clowncowboy: i want reaper to wraith form behind me and snap my neck killing me instantly
gaytyping:i wish the boys would break into my house and crack a cold one over my head killing me instantly
xanthas927: thefeelofavideogame: femdom in 1997: I want a pretty lady to step on me femdom in 2017: I want a 7 foot tall half-orc fighter woman to matrix wall run up a wall and do a backflip, bisecting my spine with a heel kick and killing me instantly
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doomed-to-extinction: I am so bored, please kill me instantly
sob-stateofbeing: nintendorable: my favorite fire emblem character is hatsune miku hatsune miku: *flings sword at me, killing me instantly*
slimetony: cosmicdustpidge: slimetony: hungwy: i have tumblr “clout” My doctor says I have a clout in my leg and if I exert myself too hard it could dislodge itself and travel to my heart killing me instantly how do you get this… clout Poor
doctor-orpheus: I hope Jaden Smith walks into my house and hits me over the head with a big Toblerone killing me instantly
oborolover: *bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*
glitchyspecter:The nutcracker but like instead he was named the asscracker and he breaks into my house cracking my ass killing me instantly.
higgzorz: i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly
rockleedropkickinggaaraintheface: i want scrappy-doo to enter my home and say “scrote,” killing me instantly
I wonder how hard I would have to bash my head into the wall for it to kill me instantly.
gaytyping: i wish the boys would break into my house and crack a cold one over my head killing me instantly
sanguinerain:platonically snap my neck, killing me instantly
seafoamwlw: the laughter of women is powerful y’all….. a girl with a cute laugh? could kill me instantly.
apple-a-la-mode: tries to throw a stone into a lake but the lady of the lake catches it and throws it back at mach force killing me instantly
violetscorner: Things that would kill me instantly a girl kissing my hand a girl hiding her face in my shoulder when she’s spooked a girl telling me I make her feel safe a girl calling me babe, baby, or love a girl holding my hand to lead me somewhere
unacaritafeliz: borntomezmer: borntomezmer: By the wayIf you suddenly stopped hearing from me it’s because my tire exploded killing me instantly. Like I went for an oil change and the mechanic made me go look at my tire for myself to see how it is
itsthesinbin: I want Zarya to hug me like big, fuzzy, Siberian bear, snapping my spine and killing me instantly.
