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I’m pretty sure Graham wants to kill me right now. I’ve been pretty much making whale noises at the screen at the last forty-five minutes of Return of the King. I just have a lot of unresolved feelings about Sam and Frodo’s relationship,
papermachette: “Orcs have killed members of my (Bifur’s) family, and I’m trying to find the Orc that did it to me so that I can give it back”- William Kircher Read More
my subconscious is out to kill me, because I’ve had two dreams about a person now and I have a vague crush on them.like. 1) I don’t want to destroy a friendship and 2) I don’t think I screamed I was poly enough recently to not make it entirely weird.so
Oh. Sheepy sheep is loyal now. Tomorrow I’ll throw rocks at it, so to say.THEN I GET TO DO THE WHOLE GODDAMN FEEDING FIASCO ALL OVER AGAIN YAAAAAAAaaaaaaayyyy… Oh god someone kill me.
love the pilgrim soul
Okay so Halloween is gone now. So I changed my avatar to something more “normal”, the Pumpkaboo wallpaper from blog is gone and I changed the header picture you see when you hover your cursor over the avatar (please don’t kill me for the new one
Oh god.There’s this woman in this group that whines constantly about having to crochet but refuses to do anything else.Now she’s sitting in my table and jjköbgulbh. Kill me. Please.
sophieskinks: chefnacho: fleshinallshapes: trymtheogre: Last two pics in this short but tasty story finale! wouldn’t want to keep this from ya! And with this…. it’s all ogre now. Ah ha haha… kill me. so much meat
astolat: vaspider: f1rstperson: this is it, i’m dead, this has killed me okay, I completely did not care about this meme until this very instant and now it is the best of all possible memes
jkinnamans: She’s your responsibility now.
ratfuck:my decision not to migrate to twitter when everyone said the porn ban was going to kill tumblr makes me now feel like one of those people that missed boarding the goddamn titanic
“A dash of Nordic ancestry wouldn’t kill me right now.” Vikrolomen adjusted well over time, but his first visits to Skyrim were filled with heat potions and enchanted robes. Summerset Isle never looked quite so cozy. Patreon | Ko-fi
touchforsunrise: I just played TF2 and there was this guy on the server named Mordecai and he was so good and he kept killing me over and over until I finally left the game and now my dignity is shattered and I’m really mad I hate when this happens.
clannyphantom: What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder Because now I’m coming for it
asieyonce: STILL FUNNY Greg’s face when Garnet throws herself out of the van kills me, he’s just like :0 you’d think he’d be used to Gem eccentricities by now but he’s not
cotetr: We already got the forehead kiss, now I’m waiting for something this.Did I already say that this two are going to kill me? ‘Cause they will.
walking-fandoms: I’ll be honest with you man, the Carol arc is what’s keeping me on the show.
the-final-companion: lapandamoo: appleznbananaz: skeetbucket: alvinton: videohall: The Power of Pine-Sol FUCK LMFAO MY ABS ARE SORE SO THIS IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE I’m crying a cleaning product being advertised
retr0philia: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? the second one kills me im going to hell
msjewbooty: there are 2 things i have to say right now. this was one of them. that was the second one. dammit i said 3 things and this is a 4th. you’ll have to kill me there is no other option
iforgothowtonormal: idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me
millieyre: I can’t resist drawing this foxy lady guy…★ —-I do apologize for being kind of inactive for a long time, school’s killing me so much I barely have time to draw. ( ≧Д≦) My Exams are a week from now so I might be inactive
greenwithenby:rampagey:havesomemoore:Now with 10% more garbage humor! these are gold omg That dreamworks face is killing me
sawakou: You didn't kill me back then, and that is why this is happening now
seiryuus: “You didn’t kill me back then. And that’s why this is happening now.”
lucky
lostlittle–noelle: “I don’t think so, but I was raised to let things be so I’m dropping this until you try to kill me again.” She sighed, keeping an eye out on the blonde… the cute blonde now she got a good look at him. Military
bertholdts: You didn't kill me back then, and that is why this is happening now
littlenerdspace: I am having a super hard time feeling sexy right now.. when I look on the mirror all I can see it my soft tummy, chubby hips and thighs.. I feel soft and rounded.. But I know he wants small and skinny. It kills me a little to know how
friendlykida replied to your post: #MIKKY IS GOING TO KILL ME WHEN SHE SEES ALL OF… YOU CAN’T HIDE THAT DORKY SMILE YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW ON YOUR FACE. DUMB BUTT.
ihateofficemax: ive been slipping in and out of sleep all day… my stomach is killing me and im still so worried about kitty joe.. i just want to be cuddled right now. ugh someone come hold my hand I would if I could hun <3
mr-and-mrsgrey:Back = Blown The Fuck Out. Daddy killed me today and put my ass to sleep. Now someone come kiss and lick my feet. 💘💘
ixnay-on-the-oddk: galekc: ixnay-on-the-oddk: Feeling like a faerie tonight ☺️✨✨ Signing onto Myfreecams now! She’d probably get a knife and kill me for my hideousness. Or…ya know…I’d say ‘hello’…maybe ‘I’m Ashe, it’s
runewynd: wicked-bitch-of-thewest: thenimbus: I died and this killed me HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS! I WAS GONNA REBLOG BCUZ MALEFICENT, BUT NOW I’M LAUGHING SO HARD AND MY GRANDMA THINKS I’M CRAZY INARTICULATE HOWLING LAUGHTER
sexy-uredoinitright: sweetflattery: sexy-uredoinitright: Ok anon, my hand as requested! hand porn is legit my weakness. you can smack it, literally, whenever you like. I am so excited right now…… OMG OMG OMG…. oh you’re killing me
captainarlert: thatcrazyvocataku: fangirlatlarge: cinderko: 大人アルミン *whispers* take me now I was gonna make a witty/sexual comment, but that face… He looks like he either just killed a man or he’s gonna take you out back and I’m
ohhellolucifer: hopelesslyhanhna: imafuckinasianlover: foreverinmyart: thefaggotmonster: EVERYBODY SHOULD WATCH THIS! oh em jesus i cried! <3 Omg i cried that was so cute and amazing “wait, what happens now?” LOL KILLED ME. <3 omfg.
pcapitated: Hannibal feeds Abel Gideon to Abel Gideon I love cooking with clay. Creates the most succulent dish and adds a little theatricallity to dinner. Come from clay, return to clay.
introvert-jerk:So what are you going to say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me?
waffleboat: This killed me. But I was too tired to cry. Hah. awwwwww Jed & Lyle! byee for now!
sixtape: billjimberson: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: If your friends don’t do this at your funeral, are they really your friends?????? And the sobbing is what KILLS me I gotta have this at my funeral…..I’m so excited to die now!
malenipshadows: kill-me-after:more guys in b & w This is not the only guy who’s wet right now.
getsuswet: xBloodLust those boobs are killing me . . why aren’t they in my mouth .. like now ?
artemispanthar: asieyonce: STILL FUNNY Greg’s face when Garnet throws herself out of the van kills me, he’s just like :0 you’d think he’d be used to Gem eccentricities by now but he’s not
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voltisubito: okay but are we just going to ignore the fact that Levi looks like Zuko now L-O-L I don’t even know much about Avatar but because so many of you guys are Zutara shippers too this still killed me.
deadbilly-misc: Ever wonder what cute Japanese girls do in their spare time? Now you know! Here you go, Kill me baby theme song
*sigh* Guess I should be going bed now, since I got my first day of class tomorrow and I’m totally not ready for it… Baby, please kill me
kathrynlouiseh: ‘So what are you going to say at my funeral now that you’ve killed me?’ @sariviya shot on Fuji Superia 800 35mm film.
solkorra: And now you can kill me because I can’t stop of make crossovers xd Castlevania x Voltron(? Instagram
cuntclit001: unforgivingdaddy: Do you love me now daddy? kill her tight arsehole, fucking slut
thedovahcat: captain-narava-felidae-riggs: Here’s what killed me earlier today. GOOD NOW USE YOUR SINGING POWERS AND FIX THE FUCKING PLOT CHRIS
killerblackberrypie: americanpsycho1991: i’m now seeing posts that are basically accusing therapists of being the same as ““““neurotypicals”””” who tell you that doing yoga will cure your depression and it’s fucking killing me because
shroomingwithyourspiritguide: ich-liebe-dicks:The blackout selfie drawings I managed to finish today. First is jalenthealien, second is hairbydanni.Imma head to bed for now because my stiff neck is killing me, but as I promised, I will send everyone
haekey: Baby.. o(╥﹏╥)o
I’m so tired and in pain. I did a ton of class, cleaned up the house, and I did some yardwork and now i’m exhausted. My period’s killing me. I feel like my back is going to split in half. It’s the first one since December so no
uptightcitizensbrigade: sweet merciful lorde, kill me ded right now
kieraplease: I’m in a book store right now and I’m having a lot of fun
alwaysbeenstocky: arabiandelights: Indo Arab Bearded Smile Frick that look and smirk… killing me right now… and he’s biting his lower lip??
